CALLER:- There's this lady I wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best... known 2 her. 5 months later, I was able 2 get my apartment, get a new car courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major oil company. Now most of d missed calls i have are hers, barrage of SMS & all dat. I am confused on what 2 do, please advice me.
PRESENTER :- Listen up. Give her a call letting her know dat u'll be at her house by 4pm. When it's 4, call her again letting her know u'll be there by 6pm. When it's 6, call her again letting her know u'll be there by 8pm. Don't postpone again, take a cool shower, wear ur best outfit & an attention catching perfume. By 8pm, drive 2 her house, walk 2 her door & knock. Once she opens, with d sexiest smile u've got, look stylishly into her eyes, pull her slowly 2 urself, take ur mouth close 2 her ear & whisper ''THUNDER FIRE U"!
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