sweet and bitter

are you sure

nobody

kisssssss

kwara

alhaji+pastor

malt

slap.Gbosa

zobo

nice one

@tambeiort u guessed right

@thom  wetin d tin resemble 4 ur face

i wonder ooooo

There was an igbo man who mistakenly fell into a very deep well, so d wife brought a rope to rescue him. Instead of him to climb d rope out of d well, He first ask: Ijeoma na how much u buy dis rope, so Ijeoma replied: na N300, and so d igbo man said again; why u no go baba emeka shop, him dey sell him own 4 N250..........

 

C as Igbo man value money pass him life!!!

there were two friends called yinka and dayo on their way coming back from school one day they saw a condom on the floor and they picked it up on getting home they showed their mom and she said 'throw it away and don't let me ever see it with u again' they went out saying mom was very angry thank God we didn't tell her we drank the yoghurt inside.LOL...

A high school student was taught at school how to use punctuation marks (comma and full stop) in writing a letter.The student when back to his hostel decided to practice what he was thought by writing a letter to his parents that he was broke at school and he goes

"my dear parents comma,i am very happy comma to write this letter comma,my pocket money comma is getting finished comma and we are eating sawdust full stop

During a wedding reception; the groom was called
upon to give his response to his guests and it went like this:



I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for
creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending
us their wedding rings.



Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.

I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.

 Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised.

Also to my brother?s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.

Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake . I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed.



Special thanks to my friends who brought food from
their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served
food good luck and for those who didn't get any, well we will make it up
to you during our children dedication hopefully next year.



Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music.



Not forgetting the Church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.



Appreciation to the married men in the Church for rushing me into this marriage.



The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.



To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.



I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the zobo drink .



Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you
don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you.?
   



 

dis is serious......dats why its not advice able to double date

A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot and instead printed John 4:18

1st John 4:18 reads “There is no fear in love; but perfect love cast out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love”

John 4:18 reads “For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband”

What would you do if you were the owner especially realizing the mistake on your wedding day?

    In wedding ceremony before solemnization of matrimony as usual everywhere. The Man of God so nicely dressed in his bishopric regalia announced “Whosoever in this room that says or has any reason why this two people should not be joined in a union as husband and wife should please lift up his or her hand and come out”. Unfortunately for this very young and fresh couples, a man with some strands of white hair matched forward from the back approaching the bishop, when the groom noticed this he fainted instantly. The entire church was thrown into a very big state of confusion. As helpers were running up and down to resuscitate the collapsed groom.
    The man of God that was filled with real joy and brightness at the inception of the wedding suddenly became downcast as in a burial ground.
    Microphone was given to the man to tell the congregation his reason or reasons for this nonsense he has caused in the church, as per, why the couples should not be joined together as instructed by God from the Old Testament. " Man shall leave his father and mother....." The man now said pastor, I wanted to bring to your understanding that we at the back are not hearing what you are saying!