An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During the Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!" Since everyone liked him, they said they would use a code word: "fallen." From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen" This satisfied old priest and the parishioners, and everyone was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93. Shortly after the new priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned." You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talkingabout having fallen!" The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the priest. But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said- " I don't know why you're laughing;your wife fell three times last week!"
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