| Too Sweet...
Udeme wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Udeme is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t
taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong.
Udeme had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of paracetamol next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!! Udeme sits up and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
house.
He takes the paracetamol, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss
mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I
left
early to get provisions to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling!
Love, Ngozi"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also
at the table, eating. Udeme asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and
got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married!!"
Every woman appreciates a faithful husband. Dogs, please zip up!!!!! |
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