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A guy's twin sister was raped by another boy who's house was a few mines a way when they parents traveled. On knowing what had happened to his Sister while he went hunting, he made a vow to retaliate by doing it to any female in the boy's house on first sight or be struck by thunder to death hoping that he will meet his enemy's sisters.

So he set out with his hunting gun and a cutlass. unfortunately he met an old Woman of age 63, gosh what is this he said to himself. About to leave then remembered the vow, then walked up to the old woman and said:

"Open ur mouth" and the old woman obeyed and he saw a tooth then said to mama, i will do it once, Mama obeyed and after the first round, as the boy was about to leave; mama said my son, i forgot there is another 1 in the check and u can guess what he did.

abeg ask am...

who u want mk him read dat long thing?

Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.

Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.

"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.

"Honey, let me explain…." he pleaded.

"You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a Bitch!"

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected,
"Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"

u de vex???

cos,  na junk him post
 

na wa ooo

Me lie?


Agbalagba no dey lie na

Make we talk tru


Dis joke funny die

Up chelseaaaaa!!!!!!!

Make all of una come my profile come chop ur own ram ooo

na d early stage of kolomentality bcos ds no b joke 

i dey with my cousin one day na one fine gild just drive come see my cousin,i no even know say na him girl be that no be so i hold my cousin for soulder,she come down from her car begin halla,i no go lie u she fine.she just begin shout,as she talk to me finish i be wan cry na i tell her say,see watin u wear for body,clothe when dead body no go even wan waer for their grave.She come shame.

Your name is first on my deliverance list. Come well prepared because your own cannoy be cured by only clapping of hands and dancing, but by the deliverance in the night vigil and 7 days fasting and prayers..

Come and you will not regret coming..

Pastor-In-Charge of Deliverance...

nice one

i don hear

@madmanterry ur last comment no jus make any sense..so na dis kind statement u write 2 bcom addict??..i would advice u leave browizin 4 a while n go face ur books cos u re *****d 4 real mehn!.. Thank u

omo see dirty joke abeg...