On 24th, i went to a church nearby. When Healing and Deliverance section started, the pastor was busy shouting Holy Ghost, holy ghost, close ur eye. People were shouting and screaming and the assistance pastor was busy assisting them to fall, but as i open my eye,  one woman was trying to fall badly, and a choirister tried holding her but my greatest surprise, the pastor scold and warned her seriously. Does that mean that pastors will like people wounded bcos of holy spirit?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”