Wats pm 4 Gods sake.....am new

Chei!! Papa i made it at last, Were d chants of ikenna in sonorous voice 20metres away from his father wif a hrt full of joy afta he successfuly completed hes university education despite his unseriousness....welcome back ike were d words of his father,tnx papa  guess wat he said? Papa i came out wif a 2.2....eeh his father exclaimed u mean u came out wif a 2.2..?..ofcourse papa he replied u knw wat i can do naa he boasted...ikeee u ve done me proud,at last uve wiped away ma tears,dat was d exact amount of money i needed 4 d chieftaincy title,give him a keq of palmwine n kolanut he said 2 his wife cos he has done us proud...be fast ike,lets go 2 d igwes palace so d coronation can begin...2.2 he said 2.2million...chineke....ladies n gentlemen,it was only a second class lower 2:2   

yeye like u abi?change dat ure name" emejuru"  emejuru na wetin elders 4 ma village dey talk wen dey won make sacrifice....na d name dey bring u bad luck n dey make u dey talk like..... juju.i no say u no get babe if nt she 4 tell u.okoko man like u

tnx baby......... dnt mind d oters esp emejuru..... d name sounds like an ancient deity in ma place...wats up baby?

talk ur own make we hear....u no be jesus so i no go..... i go continue 2 dey sin .lol

...... na wah 4 u ooo,if u come knock me on top ma gallopy head,hw e go come b nw?abeg ooooo

 A.N.P.P,ACN n oters r dead n gone 2 dere graves,hum ha gone 2 dere graves,they planted PDp ova dere heads,hum ha ova dere heads,PDP grew ripe 4 d people 2 eat,hum ha 4 d people 2 eat,jonathan n sambo is is d wind 2 blow it 2 u,hum ha 2 blow it 2 u,dere came some old thieves 2 eat it alone,hum ha eat it alone,PDp nids ur support 2 give dem a knock,hum ha give dem a knock...

   Fc barcelona a.ka almighty barca to me r the best team on planet earth wit their scintillating,captivating,eye catching n breath taking football.with 10 matches to go in d la liga with 5points adrift in the quaterfinals of the champions league n in d finals of d copa del rey..who can stop dem?can anything knock dem outta d champions league or can mourinho overturn d 5 pts to win d league?

jerry world, ure such a critic.u dnt tell any joke.all d jokes ive read,i notice ure always criticizing.social critics ve neva hlped any cause.be reasonable

na ur junior broda b shehu

  na ur junior boda

its gonna be anoda humiliating encounter wif barca.wu cn break d messi,iniesta,xavi,pedro n villa partnership.its gonna b 3-0 nil home n away.up barca

A secondary school teacher came to klass n tought the student dat the place where muslims worship is called a mosque.he highligted it n told dem nt 2 forget.3 days later,he came 2 klass n asked d same question,nobody in d class of hundred raised dere hand 2 answer d question,xcept shehu.The teacher then asked shehu 2 knock every ones head in d class b4 he said d answer.After knocking d 100 students in d class,d teacher den asked him 2 say d answer.aaahhh"" musalachi'",he said.d teacher den asked all d students he knocked 2 knock him back. shehu nw has a gallopy head nt even d best artificial surgeon cn help him

A secondary school teacher came to klass n tought the student dat the place where muslims worship is called a mosque.he highligted it n told dem nt 2 forget.3 days later,he came 2 klass n asked d same question,nobody in d class of hundred raised dere hand 2 answer d question,xcept shehu.The teacher then asked shehu 2 knock every ones head in d class b4 he said d answer.After knocking d 100 students in d class,d teacher den asked him 2 say d answer.aaahhh"" musalachi'",he said.d teacher den asked all d students he knocked 2 knock him back. shehu nw has a gallopy head nt even d best artificial surgeon cn help him

A secondary school teacher came to klass n tought the student dat the place where muslims worship is called a mosque.he highligted it n told dem nt 2 forget.3 days later,he came 2 klass n asked d same question,nobody in d class of hundred raised dere hand 2 answer d question,xcept shehu.The teacher then asked shehu 2 knock every ones head in d class b4 he said d answer.After knocking d 100 students in d class,d teacher den asked him 2 say d answer.aaahhh"" musalachi'",he said.d teacher den asked all d students he knocked 2 knock him back. shehu nw has a gallopy head nt even d best artificial surgeon cn help him

wats up baby