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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English (Page 4) on: 29-12-2012 10:20 PM
Quote from: Rihannaaa on 29-12-2012 11:03 AM
Who else?  Huh?
Shocked
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English (Page 5) on: 29-12-2012 07:23 AM
Se una no knw say na yeye rum b dz b4 una cari una 2leg enta am,,de-co-de [email protected]?
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English on: 26-12-2012 08:57 AM
Quote from: omomarty on 26-12-2012 01:24 AM
anoda mumu on d run.................... Angry
den [email protected] WTF!! ar u waitn 4,,go pursue am naw abi?
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English (Page 3) on: 25-12-2012 07:08 PM
Quote from: jabanz on 25-12-2012 01:02 PM
follow you
Lips Sealed
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English (Page 3) on: 25-12-2012 09:05 AM
Chai!! God,,so az Naijapal nd Gistmania large reach,,nobdy sabi pure English....so [email protected] if pres Jona say No mor Vanacular insyd bus,,wetyn go apun???
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English (Page 2) on: 25-12-2012 09:02 AM
Quote from: Rihannaaa on 24-12-2012 10:11 PM
What do we get if we answer?
u don turn supastar b [email protected] naw....bt 1st of ol(ansa am)
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English on: 24-12-2012 08:57 PM
Quote from: Rihannaaa on 24-12-2012 04:52 PM
Which kind typo be this?  Huh? Huh? Huh?
kum,ansa d simple qst,ye ma form familiarity.
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English on: 24-12-2012 08:55 PM
Quote from: globala on 24-12-2012 04:55 PM
poster u be bus conducter,
for how many places una don do this translation wen una no get the correct answer
b4 u carry am come this office?
so as dz office large reach,nobody go fi transl8 dz little sentence..hmm nAwa 4 dz Office ooo
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English on: 24-12-2012 04:39 PM
Quote from: jabanz on 24-12-2012 12:31 PM
i answer u?
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Translate into pure English on: 24-12-2012 04:36 PM
Quote from: Rihannaaa on 24-12-2012 11:56 AM
Why?  Huh? Huh? Huh?
which kyn Etigi qstn b [email protected]?
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Translate into pure English on: 24-12-2012 11:52 AM
When you enter a bus,then the conductor shouts Oshodi Oshodi!! And u say"O WA OO!!"..Translate that to Eng...
12  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Majid Micheal caught staring at Yvonne okoro's Bum!!! on: 24-12-2012 12:52 AM
Wait,,z dis majid micheal,,wen did e bcum ds fat?
13  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Ghanaian Artists, R2bess and Sarkodie Boycott Concert Over Unfair Psquare Pay on: 2-12-2012 08:13 PM
Tah abeg,,chk dia fan base naw,,psq kn perform d whole shw n u'l luv it bt R2bes no fit.so we jz wan manage dem
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: UNIPORT Students Burnt Alive For Theft (PHOTOS) - Viewer's Discretion Advised on: 6-10-2012 08:00 AM
My God luk @ dz handsum guys...hm m sure d silent judge z up der watchn
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 10 Most Bizarre Toilets The World Have Ever Seen on: 23-09-2012 07:01 AM
I pray dat no2 doznt get 2 9ja...9ja ppl go js turn dere 2 game station
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Dare Devil Robbers Robs Lagos on: 10-09-2012 07:54 AM
Dare-devil robbers rattled Lagos yesterday, killing three policemen and three civilians. The robbers, whooperated in a black Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV), also injured three other civilians as they unleashed terror on different areas of the metropolis. One of the civilians, a bureau de-change operator, was shot in Agege.
The robbers were said to have started their operations from the Apapa-Oshodi Expressway, killing a commercial motorcycle rider in Ijesha area. The robbers were said to have proceeded to Bariga, where they raided a commercial bank and carted away unspecified amount of money. They left Agege for Ogba but seeing that the police had barricaded the area, they began shooting sporadically, injuring many. The robbers, made a detour and were retreating through the Oba Akran Road, when they sighted a police patrol team. They intercepted the van and rained bullets on the policemen.
The policemen, who were taken unawares by the robbers were helpless and when the dust settled, two policemen lay dead, while two others were badly injured. As at the time of filing this report, the dead policemen had been taken to the Area ‘F’ Police Command, Ikeja, while the two injured ones were rushed to hospital. When Daily Sun reporter visited Oba Akran Road, Guinness Plc area, no fewer than 10 patrol vehicles and an Armoured Personnel Carrier (APC) were at the scene where the policemen were shot dead.
The policemen who were angry at the way their colleagues were killedvowed to avenge their death. An eyewitness, a commercial motorcycle operator (Okada rider), who simply identified himself as Kabiru, told Daily Sun that he was following the SUV, which the robbers were operating in, but did not know they were armed robbers.He said it dawned on him that they were robbers when they suddenly intercepted the patrol team and started shooting at the policemen. “It was like a war scene, I saw deathwith my eyes. They shot dead two policemen.” Kabiru said vehicle owners hurriedly abandoned their vehicles and scampered for safety, causing traffic gridlock.
A senior police officer told Daily Sun that it was true that three policemen were killed, adding that the police were on the trail of the robbers, who, he said, would soon be arrested. The senior police officer revealed that they were trans-border robbers, who allegedly hacked into their communication network. “That was why anywhere we radio for their arrest, they wouldretreat or turn to a different route.” When contacted, the State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Umar Manko, who confirmed that his command lost three men of the Rapid Response Squad (RRS), vowed to get the robbers. In his words: “I am really sad about what happenedbut mark my words, we will get the robbers. They are trans-borders robbers but we must get them soonest.”
17  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Urgent Answer needed pls on: 4-09-2012 06:02 PM
 Grin
18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man kills himself afta being awarded 200m road contract on: 3-09-2012 06:26 AM
perhaps ds myt b d handwork of dos eyeing 4dsame contract
19  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Man kills himself afta being awarded 200m road contract on: 2-09-2012 08:13 AM
A 34-year-old man simply identified as Tari,
appears to have committed suicide in
Yenagoa, Bayelsa State capital, few hours
after he was allegedly awarded a N200
million road contract by the state
government.
Tari, who is believed to hail from Trofani in
Sagbama Local Government Area, was
awarded the Egbedi road contract in
Kolokuma/Opokuma Local Government Area
of the state.
The deceased reportedly swallowed a
mixture of insecticide known as sniper, and
liquid bleach at his residence in Civil Servants
Estate behind the office of the State
Scholarship Board. Sources close to the
family said neighbours found him writhing
in pains on Friday and on seeing the
substance he took, his mother, a retired civil
servant, was immediately contacted. He was
rushed to the Federal Medical Centre (FMC)
and when his condition did not improve he
was taken to a church where he eventually
died.
His family members are still in shock, as
none could explain why he took his own life
since there was no suicide note. The cause
of death has divided the family, with some
insisting that unknown powers might have
trigger his death, while some disclosed that
the deceased has been receiving threat calls
over some deals he had with some people.
A source, who visited Trofani on Saturday,
said the incident was the subject. Sources at
police headquarters stated that operatives
of the State Investigating Department are
already investigating the incident
20  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Man kills himself afta being awarded 200m road contract on: 2-09-2012 08:12 AM
A 34-year-old man simply identified as Tari,
appears to have committed suicide in
Yenagoa, Bayelsa State capital, few hours
after he was allegedly awarded a N200
million road contract by the state
government.
Tari, who is believed to hail from Trofani in
Sagbama Local Government Area, was
awarded the Egbedi road contract in
Kolokuma/Opokuma Local Government Area
of the state.
The deceased reportedly swallowed a
mixture of insecticide known as sniper, and
liquid bleach at his residence in Civil Servants
Estate behind the office of the State
Scholarship Board. Sources close to the
family said neighbours found him writhing
in pains on Friday and on seeing the
substance he took, his mother, a retired civil
servant, was immediately contacted. He was
rushed to the Federal Medical Centre (FMC)
and when his condition did not improve he
was taken to a church where he eventually
died.
His family members are still in shock, as
none could explain why he took his own life
since there was no suicide note. The cause
of death has divided the family, with some
insisting that unknown powers might have
trigger his death, while some disclosed that
the deceased has been receiving threat calls
over some deals he had with some people.
A source, who visited Trofani on Saturday,
said the incident was the subject. Sources at
police headquarters stated that operatives
of the State Investigating Department are
already investigating the incident
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