THAT IS WHY I LIKE WOMAN PAS MAN JARE.......THANK

YOU FORGET SAY WE WENT TOGETHER 

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum  chum?
Guy:  What do you think?  I'm in hell.
Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy:  Sure,  I love to drink.  Love the drinks.
Demon:  Well you're gonna love Mondays then.  On  Mondays that's all we do is drink.  Whiskey,  tequila,  Guinness,  wine coolers,  diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy:  Gee that sounds great.

Demon:  You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!  Love the smoking.
Demon:  Alright!  You're gonna love Tuesdays.  We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.  If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy:  Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon:  I bet you like to gamble.
Guy:  Why  yes  as a matter of fact  I do.  Love the gambling.
Demon:  Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.  Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...  If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon:   You into drugs?
Guy:  Are you kidding?  Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon:  That's right!  Thursday is drug day.  Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!  O.D.!!
Guy:  Yowza!  I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy:  Uh  no.

Demon:  Ooooh  (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

dont bail him out.......is enjoying there, we like to be seeing him there

yes keeeeeeeee

when u want 2 supply unfinishing goods into your wife

Nice one jare...........i like it morning food 

i trust our ladies

i still dey laugh oooooooooooooo

you want send her to abroad as topic abl

that me you want cheat........

 

you do than me so why are you 

i ll give you hummer! hummer!! hummer oooooooooooooooooooooooo

sit right and choose right....so you we hav right to benefit for one luv

we wiser than you ladies

minimize it or i shou pass jeje

i think if you continue like this, you ll land at libya or japan.........open your eye ( romantic, kiss is jerusalem gate key why you no enter? because you are fearing secret US agent)

can you gist us....so we can support you with anything.

talk i am listen....................you spouse yakaya abi, where then dey