APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS.
I, _____, hereby apply to marry your daughter
Sir.
I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, do
not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of
cheating in marriage.______ ______________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give
respect to your father in-law or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says,"honey, I need money for my
hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer?
_______________ _____
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _______________
5. What does the term'good husband'mean to you
_______________ _____
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain
why?
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for
how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your
age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of''COME HOME EARLY"as used by
women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep
outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the
kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad____________ __
3. When can I interview your mum? _______________ _____
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will
be put in newspaper to check if you have another girlfriend. Pls comment on this.

dat is y ur brain still dsame
 

RAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) .

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).

LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ).

MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi??? ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say '' God created them for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).

                       
Letter of application
           
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.

You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.

Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Akpo Kwebu

very funny

HE CRIED 4 NIGERIA AND NIGERIA LAUGH AGAINST HIM DAT TIME BUT NOW NIGERIA IS PAYING BACK DEBT OF CRY........WHO VOTE 4 JONA?.
 

BLOOD OF NORTH..........BLOOD OF BOKO HARAM

i heard sometime that obasanjo do meeting with some top class muslim 4 peace......... suddenly dat man dead, who is behind ds? or if u pray 4 ds war, pray dat it shou start from ur side not innocent people.

boxing day those not mean we should fight each other............why ds in Nigeria

bcos she love her children than me.

TOP 3 BEST MOTHER IN WORLD.......MY MUM 1... DS WOMAN 2.......MY WIFE 3

poor man cant kill himself naa............but wat he need is gage 4 next time

sorry...soon it we relieve

LASMA dey here

kingleyd na muniruuu

kingslave abi watin u called urself (amapu iha giye) from here.

pls make a peace...........dont spoil joke forum 4 us, i beg 2 of naaaa

is not ur fault........u told me b4 i enter

???y every omowunmi always spoil something back 2 Naija Sport owunmi still make violent with NFF

he always like 2 cry like new born baby