One day i was with this babe i was trying to ask out. we were sitting outside her father's flat on a wooden bench when I suddenly had this urge to fart, before I could think of what to do the fart was coming out. So i pressed my bum hard on the wooden bench so the art vibrated against the bench, it went "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!rrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. while this was going on I was looking the other side. suddenly the babe tapped me and said " Boy! your phone" I asked what was wrong with it, she said "it is vibrating in your pocket" I quickly reached for my phone and slide it up and dial a number and told her it was one of those flashers. then I dropped the phone on the bench and started talking to her. thank God the fart did not smell. few minutes later My phone rang and the vibration was not as heavy and as long as the first one. i picked it up and started talking while she gave me a KNOWING LOOK!!!!!! She found out the first one wasn't my phone definitely. I didn't care anyway, I just carried on.

Dats true talk, you still find old people there and handing down instructions to younger ones who then copy it to the letter so at the end of the day, we are stuck with old ideas in new faces.

Emma na Rev? of which church? na serious matter oh!!!!! anyway why i change him name be say he dey misyarn to degreatest2. HIM NO DEY FEAR FEAR?/

Pammy, dont worry I will not change your name, U look like a nice little girl, where be dat your viallge sef?

All of Una no go school? You see person dey ask me whether i be GHANA, how can i be a whole country, i can only be a Ghanaian, a Nigerian or an American. you get my drift? na him make I tell am say I no be ghana, i be america. NA EVENING SCHOOL WHERE DEM DEY LIGHT CANDLE THE GUY GO.

T.B u still follow me reach here, you wan make i slap you?? i no be Ghana, i be America, Olodo!!!!!

U messed up

Go and check "gbogbo ero PM newspaper" your name has been changed from emmanuel to T.B (maybe na Tuberculosis sef) naijapals community, take note, all ther documents are invalidated!!!!and dat thing no be "LASMA" na "LASTMA" Olodo rabata.

Na serious matter, the woman must really "beautiful on the reverse side"

I for drop N500 MILLION FR MY WOMAN, ABI NOW???

A pastor during a Sunday service noticed again how beautiful his wife was and decided to give God a thanksgiving offering of N 1million, and asked other pastors and Men in the church to do the same, some came out and gave N 750,000k, N 500,000k and so on, a particular Man came out and gave an offering of N 10.00, as he was leaving the Altar the presiding pastor called him back and inquired why he gave just  N10.00k for his wife's beauty, the man told the presiding pastor that words alone could not explain why he had to give N10.00k, the presiding pastor then called upon the man's wife in church to stand up, on seeing her the presiding pastor asked the usher to give the man N5.00k BALANCE

A pastor during a Sunday service noticed again how beautiful his wife was and decided to give God a thanksgiving offering of N 1million, and asked other pastors and Men in the church to do the same, some came out and gave N 750,000k, N 500,000k and so on, a particular Man came out and gave an offering of N 10.00, as he was leaving the Altar the presiding pastor called him back and inquired why he gave just  N10.00k for his wife's beauty, the man told the presiding pastor that words alone could not explain why he had to give N10.00k, the presiding pastor then called upon the man's wife in church to stand up, on seeing her the presiding pastor asked the usher to give the man N5.00k BALANCE!!!!!!!!!

i guess we re living in a different world. that looks like a jungle

Gov. Rod Blagojevich was impeached Friday by Illinois lawmakers furious that he turned state government into a "freak show," Blagojevich becomes the first U.S. governor in more than 20 years to be impeached. Arizona's Evan Mecham was impeached, convicted and removed from office in 1988 for trying to thwart an investigation into a death threat allegedly made by an aide.

No other Illinois governor has ever been impeached, despite the state's storied history of graft. Blagojevich's immediate predecessor, George Ryan, is behind bars for corruption, and two earlier governors also went to prison.

If it is NIgeria, what would have happened? the governor will be honoured with a national award after office, or bag himself a ministerial appointments or even join the senate. LETS COPY FROM A NATION MOVING FORWARD

see your head, if the thing fit me. me i dey tell you say that emmanuel name no fit you at all. just go change am sharp sharp, anyway, no worry i don dey write change of name ad classified ad on your behalf in one PM newspaper here in lagos. yeye boy

If na me dey the back, then you must be the okada man, ewu like you.

someone should pls help me oh!!!!!

i wonder what these naija okada riders think they are doing, in the 70s and 80s when we were growing up, our uncles and daddies buy Helmet alongside their Motorcycle, every Bike then has an helmet , but now that FRSC just introduced the use of helmet for Naija Okada riders, come and see different types of helmet, one can write a research topic on them, I dont understand this one because he has an helmet but decided to be funny!!!!!! what do you think?

why has Musical video stepped up and home video has not? check out our musical videos, you wil see great shots, nice camera angle, wonderful camera movements, superb shots variations, excellent aerial shots, nice costumes, professional artistic directing,,,,,i can go on and on.... but compare with Home videos, its just like comparing death with a siesta. WHAT IS WRONG.

File, File, File, File,File........... Its D'banj the Koko master, u wan try???