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41  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How Do You Have An Affair And Not Get Caught? on: 20-03-2011 01:24 PM
I've got an entire book full of rules on cheating.

RULE NUMBER ONE
Don't do it.
42  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How Do You Have An Affair And Not Get Caught? on: 20-03-2011 01:23 PM
I've got an entire book full of rules on cheating.

RULE NUMBER ONE
Don't do it.
43  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A PROBLEM OR NORMAL (Page 9) on: 20-03-2011 03:08 AM
When you meet the right person, you will run all the way to the alter. Take your time. Don't rush because others are doing it. God's time is the best.
44  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Hey: Is it wrong to date a guy younger than you? (Page 6) on: 20-03-2011 03:04 AM
Like the saying goes, "it's different strokes for different folks". If you care about age difference and what people might say, NA YOU SABI. My advice is take a pen and paper, and conduct an opinion poll in your neighbourhood, then do what the majority say. CASE CLOSED.
45  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Naija We Hail! Man Sent To Kirikiri Over Street Sex (Page 20) on: 20-03-2011 02:56 AM
It is actually against the law to have sex in public (under the Public Decency Act) in every part of the world. Anyone caught violating the Act will be put in Prison. Nigeria is not an exception. Some law enforcement agents will look the other way and pretend not to see what is going on, in some parts of the world. That does not mean however that it is acceptable to have sex in public.
46  Forum / Sports / Re: Lesbians Spotted In Super Falcons ( How Romantic!) (Page 5) on: 20-03-2011 02:40 AM
Poor girl. She is just confused. Having muscles doesn't change your gender. If you engage in very active sports like football, tennis, athletics, etc you will inadvertently build muscles, be you male or female. There are even female body builders who have more muscles than their male counterparts. Shemales are actually men who modify their bodies to become women, not the other way round. Having muscles doesn't make you a lesbian either. Poor confused girl......SHE NEEDS A PSYCHIATRIST.
47  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Fire Guts Lagos Airport on: 20-03-2011 02:17 AM
exactly my thoughts,where exactly are we heading?that country sucks,goossshhhhh!!!
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Problem with us Nigerians is that we take pride in battering our fatherland. Fires break out all the time in other parts of the world. Thats why countries have fire brigades to combat them. I join others in thanking God Almighty that no lives were lost.
48  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Ex-Convict Bode George Says He Is Equal to Mandela...Do you agree? on: 17-03-2011 02:47 PM
I was in Lagos to attend a wedding the day Bode George was released from prison. Terrible day it was for my country people. As for Bode George comparing himself to Mandela, don't blame him. Prison food does funny things to your mind.
49  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: How Igbinedion embezzled Edo’s N19bn — EFCC on: 17-03-2011 02:42 PM
My people, why una dey stress unaselves? The man only took 19bn. He's only keeping 1bn for himself. The other 18bn is to pay for the installation of a superb air conditioning system in hell. CASE CLOSED.
50  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: How Igbinedion embezzled Edo’s N19bn — EFCC on: 16-03-2011 02:07 AM
I forgive him for robbing his state blind, but I'll never forgive him for wearing that mustache. CASE OVER.
51  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's Bosom on: 16-03-2011 01:57 AM
Its not her fault. When she said she wanted to play with a snake, she didn't mean a reptile. Blame her agent for the misunderstanding.
52  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My wife is a cultist, man tells court on: 16-03-2011 01:50 AM
SHE'S A CULTIST? SO EFFING WHAT! ABEG BE A MAN IN YOUR HOUSE. YOUR WIFE OF 15YEARS JOINS A CULT, AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE LIVER TO EXPOSE THEM IN COURT. YEYE MAN. ABEG OVER TO THE NEXT TORI JARE!
53  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Fake Herbalist Arrested In Lagos (Page 6) on: 13-03-2011 09:59 AM
Quote from: ajanni on 13-03-2011 09:03 AM
really?Huh?Huh???

PASTORS???
54  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Fake Herbalist Arrested In Lagos on: 12-03-2011 01:02 PM
Until folks stop blaming everyone and everything around them for anything and everything that happens, prophets, pastors, herbalists etc like the one in this story will continue to have a field day. Hope you get my drift now Sis!
55  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Fake Herbalist Arrested In Lagos on: 12-03-2011 12:38 PM
Chei!!! Na wao!!! 600k plus unlimited supply of meat, plus honeypot. Boy I'm in the wrong job.
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