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21  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Free Recharge Card! on: 17-05-2011 03:29 PM
free MTN 1,500 recharge card here:
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good luck to all my pals!
 Grin
22  Forum / Politics / Edo Lawmaker on the run…after impregnating 15-yr-old relative on: 17-05-2011 02:26 PM
By SIMON EBEGBULEM

BENIN CITY – A lawmaker in the Edo state House of Assembly representing one of the constituencies in Edo North senatorial district of the state, (names withheld), is currently on the run after he allegedly impregnated a 15 year-old girl said to be the younger sister to his wife.

The girl identified as Ozi, an indigene of Lampese, in Akoko Edo Local Government Council  of the state, is said to be a student in a  junior secondary school in the area.

 Vanguard learnt that the lawmaker, who just won re-election into the state House of Assembly, had impregnated the in-law twice before the latest incident that the girl refused to abort.

Vanguard was reliably informed that before now, the lawmaker had earlier impregnated the elder sister to Ozi, identified as Iyabo and kicked her out of the legislative quarters in Benin City, after the girl threatened to  let the cat out of the bag.

Vanguard learnt that Ozi resides in Okene, Kogi State with the lawmaker’s wife but also visits  Benin to see the lawmaker without the knowledge of her sister.

However, trouble was said to have started when the victim refused to abort the pregnancy despite persuasion by her family members to do so.

 Following the pressure, the victim ran away from the village to an unknown destination.

Vanguard observed that the lawmaker stopped attending House proceedings since the news of the scandal went round his constituency and had even abandoned his legislative quarters.

Vanguard was reliably informed by some leaders of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) that they would soon commence the processes to recall him from the House following his latest act of sleeping with an under-age girl.

The lawmaker’s election victory is also being contested in court by another aspirant in his party.
23  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Kenyan Olympic champion commits suicide,after being caught in the Act!!! on: 17-05-2011 02:21 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/athletics/8517167/Kenya-mourns-death-of-Sammy-Wanjiru-in-unexplained-fall-from-balcony.html

just that! he committed suicide.........where was am sorry, on my kneels Huh? Huh? Huh? 
24  Forum / The Buzz Central / Kenyan Olympic champion commits suicide,after being caught in the Act!!! on: 17-05-2011 02:09 PM
London Olympics 2012: Kenyan Olympic marathon champion Sammy Wanjiru commits suicide aged 24
Kenya mourns death of Sammy Wanjiru in unexplained fall from balcony


He was described by London Marathon race director David Bedford as the greatest male marathon runner the world has ever seen but Olympic champion Sammy Wanjiru was unable to outrun his turbulent private life.

The athletics world was in shock on Monday after the 24 year-old, who became the first Kenyan to win an Olympic marathon in Beijing three years ago, leapt to his death from a first-floor balcony at his luxury house in the Rift Valley town of Nyahururu.

According to regional police chief Jaspher Ombati, Wanjiru’s wife, Triza Njeri, had returned home unexpectedly in the early hours to discover her husband in bed with another woman. It is understood she locked the pair inside and left the house.

Minutes later Wanjiru was dead after jumping from a balcony, plunging six metres and apparently striking his head on the concrete floor below.

“It is not yet clear whether it was a suicide or if he jumped out of rage, or what caused him to fall to the ground,” Ombati said.

“He jumped from his first-floor balcony to the ground. He was bleeding from the nose and the mouth, and may have suffered internal injuries.”

Wanjiru’s Italian agent, Federico Rosa, told CNN World Sport on Monday, that he was “100 per cent certain” that the athlete had not committed suicide, insisting that he had seemed happy and relaxed when he spoke to him over the weekend.

Investigations into the circumstances of his death were continuing on Monday as police interviewed Njeri and Wanjiru’s unnamed female companion.

But the athlete was no stranger to domestic bust-ups, having been charged with the attempted murder of Njeri in December after allegedly assaulting her and threatening to kill her with an AK-47 assault rifle.

The pair were later reconciled and the allegations were withdrawn, as was a charge of wounding a security guard by hitting him in the face with the butt of the rifle. However, a charge of illegal possession of a firearm was still outstanding and was due to be heard next week.

To add to Wanjiru’s problems, he had also been involved in a car accident on the Nairobi-Nyahururu road in January, rolling his four-wheel drive vehicle several times while trying to avoid an oncoming truck. He was forced to pull out of last month’s Virgin London Marathon, citing a knee injury.

Wanjiru’s tempestuous private life was at odds with the polite, mild-mannered figure he cut during his media appearances at the big-city marathons.

But during races he was an aggressive competitor, launching attack after attack to try to break the resolve of his opponents. His greatest moment came in Beijing, when he ran away from his rivals to claim the gold medal in 2hr 06min 32sec — a remarkable time given the absence of pacemakers and the intense heat and humidity in the Chinese capital.

Many observers believed it was only a matter of time before he lowered Haile Gebrselassie’s world record of 2-03-59. Their showdown on the streets of London next year was set to be one of the highlights of the 2012 Games.

The year after his Olympic victory, Wanjiru won the London Marathon in what was then a course record of 2-05-10, and he also triumphed twice in Chicago, the last time in a thrilling duel with Ethiopia’s Tsegaye Kebede in October.

His big-city successes brought him two overall World Marathon Majors titles, earning him an extra million dollars in prize money.

Bedford said Wanjiru’s death was a sad day for London — the Kenyan also finished runner-up in the capital in 2008 — and promised to create a lasting memorial to honour his contribution to the event.

“Like the rest of the world of athletics, and in particular marathon running, I am absolutely shocked to the core,” said Bedford.

“Samuel was, in my opinion, the greatest marathon runner that we have ever seen. That’s based on his amazing performance at the Olympics but also the fact that he then went on to win two Chicago Marathons and one London Marathon.

“He was viewed by most people in the game as the person most likely to break Haile Gebrselassie’s world record. He was a class athlete and a class human being. He had a great amount of fun in his character and was kind and generous with his time. He will be sadly missed.”

Gebrselassie, winner of Sunday’s Bupa Great Manchester Run, posted several tweets expressing his sadness at his young rival’s death. “I am totally shocked by the death of Sammy Wanjiru,” he wrote, adding: “Of course one wonders if we as an athletics family could have avoided this tragedy.”

In a statement, Kenyan prime minister Raila Odinga said: “Wanjiru’s death is not only a loss to his family and friends but to Kenya as a whole and the entire world athletics fraternity.

“As an athletics nation, we looked forward to a sterling performance in the Olympic Games in London next year. Mr Wanjiru was one of our sure bets for gold in the contest. His death is therefore a big blow to our dreams.”
25  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THE GOSPEL IN PIDGIN. (Page 14) on: 17-05-2011 01:19 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 17-05-2011 01:04 PM
i pass

pass jor, mk i see road, u be wakama n kunle for my primary 4 txt bk?
26  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Best Man on: 17-05-2011 12:53 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-05-2011 11:56 AM
@poster, u go marry me?  Angry Angry Angry

u be homo... Angry


but why do they call it the best-man, instead of something else!?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
27  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THE GOSPEL IN PIDGIN. (Page 13) on: 17-05-2011 10:54 AM
chei! i no fit daf!.....i want death die!!!!!!!!!
28  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Best Man on: 17-05-2011 10:24 AM
Sorry This is not a joke,

I'm actually upset before posting this:
I've been a best-man on two occasions of my friend's wedding.
i recently made up my mind that, that's enough!
reasons:

Because i'm always the BEST-MAN, but the girls are getting married to them.....
meanwhile am called the BEST-MAN....

Why not Me?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh? Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
29  Forum / The Buzz Central / ‘She’s not my daughter’ on: 14-05-2011 02:36 PM
Superstar actress Genevieve Nnaji has come out to clear the air, stating that her look-alike teenager who posed in a picture uploaded online recently with her, was one of her teeming fans and not her daughter either.

The actress offered this explanation, as internet boggers are drawing conclusion that the beautiful teenager is her daughter.

Genny had a daughter at the age of 17, whom she has not allowed to grow up in the public eye. But reacting to the picture on her Twitter page, Genny was quoted as denying the fact that the young girl was not her daughter. She writes , “ well, while some hv decided to allow thir curiosity gt the better part of dem and be gullible to jist about anything, some people however still do as they pls and not give in to pressure of any kind.

My daughter..like everything else dat is personal to me, is a prvt matter and as such wld be treated a bit more delicately dan dis when “WE” r good and ready and not a day earlier.

“The girl in d photo is a fan of mine and a pretty one at dat. Shikina! Pls tweEVEs!! U really need to stop believing everything u read so no one succeeds in making a fool of us. Deal?” Indeed, while the internet is wash with discourse on the picture, the question remains, whether Genny is really telling the world the truth about her relationship with the damsel.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/05/%E2%80%98she%E2%80%99s-not-my-daughter%E2%80%99/
30  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Thinking Faculty! on: 9-05-2011 06:08 PM
bathroom Grin
31  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Thinking Faculty! on: 9-05-2011 03:22 PM
Where do U always prefer to have your deep long lasting thoughts?
from research: majority of humans loved:

Toilets

Bathrooms

Kitchen....etc


tell us your comfort zone for thinking aloud!  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Wink
32  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can LOVE be Measured? on: 7-05-2011 02:34 PM
Quote from: frayobkk on  7-05-2011 01:35 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on  7-05-2011 12:21 PM
u weigh ur love pending on how ur partner treats u. if he treats u fine u might give him 80%, if he hits u, nags, and behaves like a mad man, u can give him 5% of ur love
poster u dey hear am  even 5 % if she do not good so better beware if u give ur own for 100%
gppd for i dey hold my self abeg make i die i dont hear many story we woman kill there husband
or cut am panis and all that a dey fear woman bad ohhhhhh

so u dey fear dem abi?..........guy no fall my hand oh,
even though you love !% or 100% when u no keep ur d**k  well it shall surely be cut off! Grin
33  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can LOVE be Measured? on: 7-05-2011 01:09 PM
Quote from: Youngstoriez on  7-05-2011 12:45 PM
NO...poster...love can never be measured!!

Yeah Pal, u r correct!
34  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can LOVE be Measured? on: 7-05-2011 01:07 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on  7-05-2011 12:21 PM
u weigh ur love pending on how ur partner treats u. if he treats u fine u might give him 80%, if he hits u, nags, and behaves like a mad man, u can give him 5% of ur love

how can you know that your love level for the guy that was pretending to love you, later start nagging and hitting you have reduce from 80% to unusual 5% huh!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh?
35  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can LOVE be Measured? on: 7-05-2011 11:55 AM
i think for it can't be measured,
what happen in between lovers that love grow stronger is always as a result of an understanding in a relationship.
some use the case study of those who understand each other in their relationship to compare and say stuffs like..."
they but love each other 100% what's wrong with our own love?"
that's my opinion for now
36  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can LOVE be Measured? on: 7-05-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: frayobkk on  7-05-2011 11:37 AM
Me  a dey measure my own i cant give woman pass 60% if she deserve it
make i take 40% hold my self for security reason

but how can u just measure it.....
i think u can only inferred it ... not measuring it
37  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Can LOVE be Measured? on: 7-05-2011 11:33 AM
I often heard some pals say stuffs like;

i can't give her 50 50 of my love
the love i have for him is just 70% for now....
i don't have much love for him....cos i don't think he does that much for me...
i don't think i will give out 100% of love in this relationship since others have been failing me...

the big question is, CAN LOVE BE ACTUALLY MEASURED?
if yes, with what can it be measured with?
if no, why then do people make use of the above references.

bring out ur candid opinions pals.....

38  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Japanese lab invents Internet kissing machine on: 6-05-2011 04:17 PM
is for u to stop watching p**n online and practice it directly!  Grin Grin Grin
39  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Japanese lab invents Internet kissing machine on: 6-05-2011 03:43 PM
(CNN) -- We admit to being sort of creeped out by this: A Japanese lab has created a device that may let let you "French kiss" someone over the Internet.
And by "kiss," we mean waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else's tongue.
Hot, huh?
Well, the folks at Tokyo's Kajimoto Laboratory say it's just the beginning of what could become a full-on person-to-person experience over the Internet.
The lab, part of The University of Electro-Communications, posted a video in which a researcher demonstrates the "Kiss Transmission Device." It's a motorized box that looks a little like a police Breathalyzer.
Watch the video of the "Kiss Transmission Device"
In the video, Nobuhiro Takahashi, a graduate student and researcher at the university, manipulates the plastic tube on one device with his tongue. A program stores the movements on a computer and then transmits them to another device, causing its tube to move -- presumably in someone else's mouth.
The idea is to help lovers -- in long-distance relationships, say -- by transmitting the tactile sensation of kissing from one person to another. The lab is running both devices on the same computer, but says a system could be set up to connect them via the Web.
"Kiss information" can be recorded and replayed, presumably meaning someone could save and share a "kiss" over and over.
"For example, if you have a popular entertainer use this device and record it, that could be hugely popular if you offer it to fans," Takahashi says. (Can you say, "Justin Bieber"?)
The researchers seem to realize that most people might not exactly find licking a plastic tube a suitable replacement for sucking face. But there are refinements on the way, they say.
"The elements of a kiss include the sense of taste, the manner of breathing and the moistness of the tongue," Takahashi said. "If we can re-create all of those, I think it will be a really powerful device."
40  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Beer contains female hormones! on: 6-05-2011 02:52 PM
Quote from: Sheree on  6-05-2011 02:33 PM
@ Poster, u no serious at all

am serious ........silence i'll k...i...s....s  You!!!  Kiss
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