| You buy your girlfriend ice cream, u dey sip pure water abi u get diabetes?
You claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy, yet u dey recieve different calls for him presence my sister...u be customer care agent?
You buy your girlfriend suya u come dey chop onion.... oh boy you be vegetarian?
U snap different pix with different cars yet u claim say u no be runs gal....my sister u be mechanic?
U dey sponsor your girlfriend for university yet u never write jamb....my brother u be scholarship board?
U ask a gal what she wants, she tell u money and u are angry, what do u expect her to say, wisdom and understanding abi?
Ur babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000, were she wan fix am? On top of that coconut head?
U have 8 tribal marks scattered all over ur body, yet u still want a tattoo ....ah my friend u be zebra?
U are 6.5ft tall , u still com wear 6 inches high heel shoe...seh u wan go moon?
U gather diff gals pix for your phone yet u expect your girlfriend to believe u are nt cheating.... Uncle u be photographer?
He gave you an engagement ring for over 5 yrs, he never marry u, my dear u be lord of the ring??? |
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