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22 Important Questions For Nollywood to answer and one question for your Boss.
1.How can a ghost look left and right before crossing theroad?
‘Dem dey fear accident?’
2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?
4. Why must every advert start with a loud scream?
5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening and thunder under the bright sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies always havepart one to five?
7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad.
Any resemblance?
8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?
9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming backfrom America n speaking with a fake British accent?
10.When will PastorAjidara stop being afake prophet?
11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions?
12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson withBrazilian hair, how come?
13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?
14.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
‘Na dem papa house?’
15.Why must a film have:
- Part 1
Part 2
Part 3;
- Return of The Film1, 2 and 3;
and
-The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1, 2, and3?
WHY!?
16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
17. 9 out of 10 times,
Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies.
why?
18. “15 years ago” and Ini Edo calls herBoyfriend with a Bold 5.
How possible is this?
19.Why will the parents call their child 3 times and still ask him/herhowmany time did I call you?
‘Dem no sabi count?’
20.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it.
If na so why poor people still
dey Lagos?
21.Why is it that Ogogo is alwaysinnocent but must be a victim of
circumstances?
22. Why are translations in mostYoruba films alwaysin direct translation?
e.g:
"Ta lo fun e loyun yi"
"Who gave you this pregnancy???
(1). BOSS I GO DIE FOR YOU??? Abeg add your own question(s). ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND AND DONT BE WICKED...
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