3 catholic men n a catholicwoman were havin coffee in a restraunt bragn bout their sons
1'st catholic man said my son is a priest wen he walks into a rum he is called FATHER!
2nd catholic gent chipd in my son is a cardinal wen he walks into a rum he is called His EMMINENCE!
3rd man said my son is a pope wen he walk in2 a rum he is caled "YOUR HOLINES"
the woman waz siping her coffe silenty n the 3 gave her a stare n asked he watbout u?
She said i av a daughter tall, slim, 38" DD bubz,24"waist 36"hips n a finely roundd a** wen she walks in2 a rum evrybdy shouts "OOH MY GOD!

see elder 4 bobby

rihanaa u sick..e be like na conji they do u..

See ur head like dodo wey dem use engine oil fry...u dn go mr biggs b4?

Commenter ask ur frnd rihanaa weder doz animals pluck her oranges....

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Rihana decided to follow her friend jessic on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Rihannaa has never gone hunting while jessic has hunted all her life. When they got to the middle of the forest, jessic told rihanaa to sit by a tree and not make a sound while she checks out an antelope trail.
After she got about a quarter of a mile away, jessic heard a blood-curling scream which scared away nearby antelope. She rushed back to rihanaa and yelled; "I think I tell you say make you quiet?"
rihanaa replied : "Shuo, I try o, I really try. When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound. When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake body or make shekele sound. But when two squirrel waka enter my Bosom s, one cometell the other one say,"Chei, see as this two oranges  big like pawpaw, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home", naim I come start to halla o!!!!
    lol......

I need guyz to answer this o

are u running away 4rm d truth?

na ur face they mesmarize ma brain

Joke

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thank u jare

rihannaaa wetin be ur own

bcos u be trouble maker,..cum oh! Na wetin i do u?why u dey enta me like diz?