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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / boko haram leader challenge GUDLUCK JONATHAN |
on: 27-01-2012 04:57 PM
| Radical Sect Leader Challenges Nigerian President Posted Friday, January 27th, 2012 at 8:55 am A leader of the Nigeria's radical Islamic sect Boko Haram has challenged the president's vow to crush the group in an audio message posted on the Internet. The message posted on YouTube shows a still image of Imam Abubakar Shekau flanked by Kalashnikov rifles. In the message, he says President Goodluck Jonathan will learn he cannot defeat Boko Haram, and he warned the militant group will strike again. Shekau said Boko Haram carried out coordinated attacks in the northern city of Kano on January 20, which killed at least 185 people. But he blamed security forces for the civilian deaths in the attacks. President Jonathan has been under increasing pressure to bring an end to the escalating attacks, most of which have been carried out across the predominently Muslim north. Christians dominate the south. Mr. Jonathan has declared a state of emergency in parts of the north and this week he pressured the police chief and his deputies to retire. Human Rights Watch this week blamed Boko Haram for more than 900 deaths since 2009. Boko Haram has said it is fighting to implement a strict interpretation of Sharia law across Nigeria, Africa's most populous country. The ongoing violence has raised concerns that Nigeria, which is also Africa's biggest oil producer, is sliding toward civil war. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Lying Clock |
on: 14-11-2011 03:54 PM
| Formal nigerian 1st lady died and went 2 heaven.as she stood before St.peter at the gates she saw huge wall of clocks behind her.she asked;what are all these clocks? St peter answered, dose are lie clocks. Evryone on earth has one,each time a person lies,the hand on the clock moves;oh! Said stella,whose clock is that? That is bishop ajayi crowther's,the hand has never moved,indicating dat he never lied.the other one is Nnamdi azikiwe's it moved twice showing that he lied twice.where is my husband obasanjo's clock,she askd? St peter replied,it is in Jesus office,he is using it as ceiling fan. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Drinking Competition |
on: 8-11-2011 02:59 PM
| Two villages in d niger delta decided to hv a drinking competition.... A week to d competition, 0Z0RO village sent a delegate to owhelogbo village to comfirm if d competition wil stil hold... On arrival, d pple of owhelogbo brought out 2 liters of their strongest ogogoro as kola, the delegatd asked if he could tastes. He finished d 20 liters of ogogoro & said, '' Dis one dey ok, wey d main drink? '' pple 4rm owhelogbo shouted, '' shuooooo! you dey come 4 d competition? '' d guy answered, '' me? Noooo oh! I no qualify ..... | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 5 frndz |
on: 25-10-2011 02:31 PM
| 5 frds lived in a room: namely mad, brain, fool, smbdy nd nobdy. One day somebdy killed nobdy.... that tym brain was in bath room.. Mad called police..... Mad: is it police station? Police: yes wats d matter.. Mad: smbdy killed nobdy... Police: are u mad? Mad: yes i am mad police: dont u hv brain.. Mad: brain is in bathroom.. Police:u fool.. Mad: no sir ... I am mad | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hey! hey!! hey!!! |
on: 25-10-2011 02:22 PM
| thanx palz, i promis neva 2 visit dat joint again, imagine i chop chop extra hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Hey!!! I wont stop til i gt money 2day 4rm my birthday party go take collect my phone wey dey cease | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / hey! hey!! hey!!! |
on: 25-10-2011 04:46 AM
| E get this particular restaurant wey i dey chop 4 vi, E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too...Any tym dis oyibo chop finish he go shout '' Hey'', so i wonder wetin dey make am shout, i decide to chop wetin d oyibo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too..when i reach d restaurant last wk friday, i order wetin d man dey chop..Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am, but i no shout, i colet xral plate, but i stil no shout..na then i just vex ask 4 my bill. D waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N45,000 then d xtral plate na another N45,000 na then i shout heyyyyyy heyyyy heyyyy heyyyy til i reach huz i still they stout.. | | | |