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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / boko haram leader challenge GUDLUCK JONATHAN on: 27-01-2012 04:57 PM
Radical Sect Leader Challenges Nigerian
President
Posted Friday, January 27th, 2012 at 8:55
am
A leader of the Nigeria's radical Islamic
sect Boko Haram has challenged the
president's vow to crush the group in an
audio message posted on the Internet.
The message posted on YouTube shows a
still image of Imam Abubakar Shekau
flanked by Kalashnikov rifles.
In the message, he says President
Goodluck Jonathan will learn he cannot
defeat Boko Haram, and he warned the
militant group will strike again.
Shekau said Boko Haram carried out
coordinated attacks in the northern city of
Kano on January 20, which killed at least
185 people. But he blamed security forces
for the civilian deaths in the attacks.
President Jonathan has been under
increasing pressure to bring an end to the
escalating attacks, most of which have
been carried out across the predominently
Muslim north. Christians dominate the
south.
Mr. Jonathan has declared a state of
emergency in parts of the north and this
week he pressured the police chief and
his deputies to retire.
Human Rights Watch this week blamed
Boko Haram for more than 900 deaths
since 2009.
Boko Haram has said it is fighting to
implement a strict interpretation of Sharia
law across Nigeria, Africa's most populous
country.
The ongoing violence has raised concerns
that Nigeria, which is also Africa's biggest
oil producer, is sliding toward civil war.
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Lying Clock on: 14-11-2011 04:15 PM
so which one hasnt bn pb4? Bring it on
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Lying Clock on: 14-11-2011 03:54 PM
Formal nigerian 1st lady died and
went 2 heaven.as she stood
before St.peter at the gates she
saw huge wall of clocks behind
her.she asked;what are all these
clocks? St peter answered, dose
are lie clocks. Evryone on earth
has one,each time a person
lies,the hand on the clock
moves;oh! Said stella,whose clock
is that? That is bishop ajayi
crowther's,the hand has never
moved,indicating dat he never
lied.the other one is Nnamdi
azikiwe's it moved twice showing
that he lied twice.where is my
husband obasanjo's clock,she
askd? St peter replied,it is in Jesus
office,he is using it as ceiling fan.
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Drinking Competition on: 8-11-2011 02:59 PM
Two villages in d niger delta
decided to hv a drinking
competition.... A week to d
competition, 0Z0RO village sent a
delegate to owhelogbo village to
comfirm if d competition wil stil
hold... On arrival, d pple of
owhelogbo brought out 2
liters of their strongest ogogoro
as kola, the delegatd asked if he
could tastes. He finished d 20
liters of ogogoro & said, '' Dis one
dey ok, wey d main drink? '' pple
4rm owhelogbo shouted, ''
shuooooo! you dey come 4 d
competition? '' d guy answered, ''
me? Noooo oh! I no qualify .....
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hey! hey!! hey!!! on: 4-11-2011 08:36 AM
ndi ufu obi, if my joke na pb4 then make u rack urs make we c whthr virgin joke
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Love ur neighbor on: 4-11-2011 08:22 AM
A pastor was once preaching to a brethren.
pastor: love ur neighbour as urself.
Brethren: but, I love ur daughter.
Pastor: love anoda neighbour pls
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 5 frndz on: 25-10-2011 02:31 PM
5 frds lived
in a room: namely mad, brain,
fool, smbdy nd nobdy.
One day somebdy killed nobdy....
that tym brain was in bath room..
Mad called police.....
Mad: is it police station?
Police: yes wats d matter..
Mad: smbdy killed nobdy...
Police: are u mad?
Mad: yes i am mad
police: dont u hv brain..
Mad: brain is in bathroom..
Police:u fool..
Mad: no sir ... I am mad
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hey! hey!! hey!!! on: 25-10-2011 02:22 PM
thanx palz, i promis neva 2 visit dat joint again, imagine i chop chop extra hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Hey!!! I wont stop til i gt money 2day 4rm my birthday party go take collect my phone wey dey cease
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hey! hey!! hey!!! on: 25-10-2011 07:14 AM
2day is my birthday so i'm usin dis 2 kola everyone dat cant mk it 2my party, one luv
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / hey! hey!! hey!!! on: 25-10-2011 04:46 AM
E get this
particular restaurant wey i dey
chop 4 vi, E get one oyibo wey
dey always come chop there
too...Any tym dis oyibo chop
finish he go shout '' Hey'', so i
wonder wetin dey make am
shout, i decide to chop wetin d
oyibo dey always chop so
maybe me self go shout
too..when i reach d restaurant last
wk friday, i order wetin d man
dey chop..Dem tell me say na
chicken & red wine, so i chop am,
but i no shout, i colet xral plate,
but i stil no shout..na then i just
vex ask 4 my bill. D waiter tell me
say one plate of chicken & red
wine na N45,000 then d xtral
plate na another N45,000 na then
i shout heyyyyyy heyyyy
heyyyy
heyyyy til i reach huz i still they
stout..
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Witches deploy 500 members to Abuja for Jonathan’s inauguration on: 27-05-2011 03:11 AM
hw we go knw say una be better witches and wizkidz? If una try anytin stupid fire go burn una 2 ashes. Awesome wonder go show una wonders com 29th
12  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: if u were given opportunity to write a short note on your ex what will you write?? (Page 4) on: 17-05-2011 04:50 AM
which of them(ex) i go write 2 nw? 2 LILIAN thnk god i no phyuk u raw,i 4don die. 2 URENNA all u needed ws 4me 2disvirgin u 2bad i ddnt i 4don enta 1chance, 2 FAITH tk hrt i lft coz u were 6yrs older than me. 2 TWINS i enjoyd u 2 and wuld lyk 2 try una again but dnt knw whthr i'l survive it dis tym
13  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: if u were given opportunity to write a short note on your ex what will you write?? (Page 4) on: 17-05-2011 04:43 AM
which of them(ex) i go write 2? 2LILIAN thnk god i no phyuk u raw,i 4don die. 2URE all u needed ws 4me 2disvirgin u 2bad i ddnt, 2FAITH tk hrt i lft coz u were 6yrs older than me. 2TWINS i enjoyd u 2 and wuld lyk 2 try una again but dnt knw whthr i'l survive it dis tym
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