hero4life: thanks and tell the mumu waiting him nor no, na fool be and na big disgraceto black race

poster waitin concern you, waiting dey tear your pant fr another person business, nor be them start am, all na the game, soon i go package my own come so that you go get more news as you nor get work, all way na wey provided you don`t kill or steal, may God bless them both and if you are not happy with it go hang.

• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift.

• Where lizards go look ur eyeball,nod head say "notin dey happen guy"
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• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.

•Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.

• Where parents claim they always came first position in school.

• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'

• Where the Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.

• Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option wen stuck in hold up.

• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in church

• Where we fight for everything
- To gain admission to university
- to get a job and worse still
-to enter a bus!

• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.

• Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.

• Where generator is a social amenity.

• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.

• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers

• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.

•Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader

•Where citizens are more afraid of Police than Armed robbers.

No Country's craziness is greater than Nigeria's absurdity... Proudly Nigerian.

Maybe the snake don tire for life, That na the reason y e commit suicide, all die na die, rip snake

“Think before you speak” is always a good policy -- and at work it's even more important. Saying the wrong thing to your boss can do serious damage to your career -- and some of the things bosses don't like to hear may surprise you. We checked in with some managers and came up with this list of nine phrases they strongly dislike -- and we'll tell you what you should say instead:

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1. "I need a raise."

Never enter salary negotiations talking about what you need -- because of rising costs or a new expense, for instance. Your employer doesn't care about your financial problems. However, management probably does want to reward success and keep high-performing employees satisfied. A raise request should always be supported by evidence of what you've achieved for the company -- along with information about what people with your responsibilities typically earn.

2. “That just isn’t possible.”

Always speak to your boss in terms of what can be done. For instance, rather than saying “We can’t get this done by Friday,” say “We could definitely get this done by Monday, or if we brought in some freelance help, we could meet the Friday deadline.” When you talk to your boss, think in terms of solving problems for her, not in terms of putting problems on her plate.

3. “I can’t stand working with ____.”

Complaining about a coworker's personality usually reflects more poorly on you than on the coworker. Don’t make these kinds of conflicts your boss’s problem. Of course, management is interested in problems that jeopardize the company's ability to function. If you have to speak to HR about a problem such as a colleague's threatening, illegal or unethical behavior, keep your tone professional and the focus on work -- not personal issues.

4. “I partied too hard last night -- I'm so hung over!”

Buck up and get through the day with some ibuprofen, extra undereye concealer and coffee. But don’t share the sordid details of your night on the town with your boss. Even if you have a friendly relationship, he’s just as likely to react with (unspoken) disdain as sympathy. Maintaining a solid veneer of professionalism will pay off when it's time to discuss promotions.

5. “But I emailed you about that last week.”

Alerting your boss to a problem via email doesn't absolve you of all responsibility for it. Bosses hate the "out of my outbox, out of my mind" attitude. Keep tabs on all critical issues you know about -- and keep checking in until you hear a firm "You don't need to worry about that anymore."

6. “It’s not my fault.”

Are you a whiny 8-year-old or a take-charge professional? Assume responsibility and take steps to fix a problem that you did, in fact, create. And if you are being wrongly blamed for a problem, saying “Let’s get to the bottom of this” or “What can we do to make it right?” is much more effective than saying “It’s not my fault.”

7. "I don't know.”

If your boss asks you a question you can’t answer, the correct response is not "I don't know." It's "I'll find out right away."

8. “But we've always done it this way."

You may find yourself with a new boss who wants to try new things -- and the best way to present yourself as a workplace relic is to meet change with a "we do it this way because this is the way we do it" attitude. When a brainstorming session takes place, be part of it and stay open to new ideas. If you have concerns about a new idea's feasibility, say "I think for this to work, we will have to…" Don't kill new ideas with negativity.

9. “Let me set you up with...”

Avoid the urge to play matchmaker for your single boss. The potential risk far outweighs any potential benefit. In modern workplaces, hierarchical structures are often less rigid, and bosses will often end up in semisocial situations with their direct reports. Smart workers will draw the line at "oversharing" -- definitely something to keep in mind if you're connecting to your company's managers on social networks like Facebook.

Una dey carried away, i am not against their union or happiness, but one thing is missing which is true, look at Omo Sexy finger, where is her own wedding ring? or  I`m not seeing too clear to see the ring?

Thank God say i nor even vote for this badluck,i for withdraw my vote, who we think say e go lead us forward come evn be d worst wey wan try take us backword, well everything dey for God hand, Nigeria leaders na God go judge una oooh

And why we Nigerians never mind our business and let other be on whatever dey do best, even if what she said was wrong, are your perfect you the poster and those that have comment on this, are you all perfect? English is a borrowed language, so what ever 1 say or made as a mistake knowing or unknowingly should be accepted, what really matter is if we undertsnad what that individual was trying to say, pls mind your business poster, that is my 1 advice for you.

i kno it is painful but i pitty d woman and think how she will b feeling now, may God gives her strenght 2 move on and i pray 4 her to av d best man dat will b her own forever, for d man maybe he has wrong person or people dat makes he, she or dem take this action against him, when we human are doing things dat will kno is wrong, we dnt think what will b d out come, i pray for every soul lust to rest in peace, people should always watch what dey are doing ro others.

He suffered a cardiac arrest brought on by his multiple horrific injuries.

In one of Britain's worst ever child abuse cases, every rib was fractured and the boy also suffered a broken arm, broken collar bone, punctured lungs and severe bruising.

There was also a segxwal injury and internal wounds suggesting rape. A 46-year-old man was under arrest last night on suspicion of rape and grievous bodily harm. A woman was also in custody.

The child was taken to Darent Valley Hospital in Dartford, Kent, on Thursday. He had a heart attack there and was transferred to King's College Hospital in South London, where he was on a life support machine last night.

A source said: "These are the worst injuries the doctors and police have seen in someone so young. How the baby is alive is a miracle. He is still in a very serious condition and it's touch and go whether he survives."

The suspects are being held at North Kent police station.

A police spokeswoman said: "A baby was admitted to hospital on Thursday. Its condition is critical but stable.

"Police are currently investigating. A man and woman have been arrested."

President Goodluck Jonathan has relieved the Minister of Sports, Alhaji Yusuf Suleiman of his post with immediate effect. This is to afford him the opportunity to focus fully on the pursuit of his declared political ambition.
In a statement by the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati, President Jonathan thanked Alhaji Suleiman for his services to the nation and wished him success in his future endeavours.

Reacting to the Presidency’s position, an aide to the former minister, said that Suleiman resigned his position when he joined the governorship race in Sokoto. He said that his principal’s resignation letter was acknowledged and accepted by the Federal Government in a letter written by Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Senator Anyim Pius Anyim.

Meanwhile, the letter dated December 2, 2011 and entitled: Letter of Resignation, which Anyim sent to Suleiman, said: “I refer to you letter dated 2nd December 2011 addressed to Mr. President on the above subject and write to convey Mr. President’s acceptance of your resignation as minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria with effect from 2nd December 2011.

“I am to convey Mr. President’s appreciation for the services you rendered to the nation during your tenure as the honourable minister of sports and chairman and the Sports Commission. I wish you God’s guidance and best of luck in your future endeavours.”

Suleiman had earlier sent in his resignation letter on December 2, 2011, intimating Jonathan of his governorship ambition and therefore said: “It’s therefore with heavy heart and a deep sense of responsibility that I seek Your Excellency’s kind permission and approval to formally disengage and resign from the federal Executive Council and as a minister of the government of the federation with effect from today, Friday, 2nd December 2011.”
In another deveopment, Suleiman has said he was not going to join issues with Sokoto State Governor Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko in his struggle to get the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) governorship ticket for March 2012 election.
Speaking at the PDP national secretariat, after submitting his nomination forms, the minister expressed readiness to move Sokoto State to a higher level with the support of all the stakeholders in the state.

absolutely right, we all have aids that is the real truth, Aids does not mean that 1 infected with uncurable desease only.

This white people should leave us alone, what is their problem, amy God almighty purnish them with all their evil plans to dstroy Africans, Thay have brought many things that is not our own and collect hat rightfully belong to us, they have collect evrything and given us sickness and now thry are now trying to bring the worst taboo to us, Our leaders, make una nor listen to dem ooooh, na devil dey use them against us, because we are the choosen gneration.

Abeg were una for c dis bush people, are they Nigerians? abeg una fit make am b 37 Contestants so that i go add my MOTHER join dem, because Mother is more beautiful than this girls, i nor even kno if dem take their bath b4 dem take these pictures because thair face are so rough and scaring.

this polis men must be crazy for saying that the girl accepted the rape, how did you want a girl to react b4 you know she was rape? must she scream till they kill her? don`t you hear the girl saying bikonu, and some other igbo llingua i don`t understand which i know it will also mean begging, this guys need to be deal with, they are evil, and this girl should not be blame in anyway, because you don`t know what these beast must have told her that make her to plead with much noise. foolish police man said the girl accepted, will you be happy if this was done to your own daughter?

this polis men must be crazy for saying that the girl accepted the rape, how did you want a girl to react b4 you know she was rape? must she scream till they kill her? don`t you hear the girl saying bikonu, and some other igbo llingua i don`t understand which i know it will also mean begging, this guys need to be deal with, they are evil, and this girl should not be blame in anyway, because you don`t know what these beast must have told her that make her to plead with much noise. foolish police man said the girl accepted, will you be happy if this was done to your own daughter?