Okechuku & Ngozi were patients in a psychiatric hospital. While moving along a swimming pool, Ngozi fell off into the pool. Okechuku bravely went after and saved her life. When the director of the hospital learnt of his bravely act, he decided to discharge Okechuku, believing that only someone of normal mentality could carry out such a brave act. So he went to announce the good news to Okechuku. ...Here is their conversation: - Director: Okechuku, I have two news items for one. One is good and the other is bad - Okechuku: Yes oga, start with the good one - Director: I shall discharge you from here today because of you bravery in saving Ngozi’s life! - Okechuku: Hmmm interesting, and the bad news now? - Director: Unfortunately, Ngozi whose life you saved killed herself by hanging in her room! - Okechuku: No, she did not hang herself; I tied her there so that the water on her could dry off!
A mad man saw a Hellus jeep parked, @ the back side of the luxury car was written boldly 4x4. The mad man went straight to the car and said, let me answer the question as a Maths student he now used a six inches nail and solve 4x4 = 16 on the body of the car and left The owner saw it & shouted who did this to my car, quickly he took his car to a panel bitter who wiped the maths with paint and replaced the 4x4 , when the mad man saw it he shouted and said “maybe the man didn't see my work “ - he started all-over again with a nail, the owner seeing this took his car to a panel beater & ordered him this time to add = 16 after writing 4x4 which he did When this mad man saw it he was happy and shouted “i got it! I got it!!” , quickly he picked up his nail straight to the car and wrote in a very big font; very-very-very-goooooooooooooooood.
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