A 5yr old boy to his mother. Boy:Mum, do all angels fly? Mother:Yes dear, all angels fly. Why do u ask? Boy: Yesterday, while u were at d salon, dad called the new housegirl 'Angel'. Will she also fly? Mum: Yes dear, she wil fly bak to her village tommorow morning and neva come bak!
Akpos & his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets the custody of the child. THE WIFE jumps up & says, Your honor I brought the child into this world in pains & labor, he should be in my custody. The Judge turns to the Akpos & asked what he has to say. AKPOS then said calmly "Your honor, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine & cash comes out... whose cash is it...? The MACHINE OR MINE"?
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