Zoo keeper

Date: 12-08-2012 8:39 pm (11 years ago) | Author: peters Humble
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A zookeeper notices someone throwing $20 bills at the monkeys. The zookeeper tells the man to stop and that it's
not allowed.
"Of course it's allowed!", says the man.
"No it's not", says the zookeeper.
"Sure it is, it says right here: 'Don't feed the monkeys. $20 fine.'

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- princyboy at 12-08-2012 09:42 PM (11 years ago)
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enough  Undecided boo
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- zeigbo at 15-08-2012 05:48 AM (11 years ago)
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Na joke?
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- ExpertTbright at 15-08-2012 11:48 AM (11 years ago)
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- chummyli at 15-08-2012 03:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Dry
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- jessymic at 15-08-2012 04:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 15-08-2012 11:48 AM
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- micc at 1-11-2012 10:33 AM (11 years ago)
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Mumu
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- zeigbo at 1-11-2012 02:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Ohooooo
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- jessymic at 1-11-2012 06:07 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: micc on  1-11-2012 10:33 AM
Mumu

who could that be  Huh?
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- Rihannaaa at 1-11-2012 06:20 PM (11 years ago)
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still  Roll Eyes
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- ExpertTbright at 2-11-2012 09:52 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
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- zeigbo at 3-11-2012 10:09 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on  1-11-2012 06:07 PM
who could that be  Huh?
Na u nah
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Na u nah
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