Doctor impregnated his nurse and sent her to Italy so his wife wont know. The code to know when she has delivered is "spaghetti". 8 months later Doctor and wife were at home when a postcard arrives. Wife hands it over to hubby who reads it and has a massive heart attack immediately. The Postcard says "spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with sausage and meatballs, two without"

• Different Phases of a man:

After engagement: Superman

After Marriage: Gentleman

After 10 years: Watchman

After 20 years: Doberman

A.prostituite.was.arrested.by.the.police.and.was.asked.her.profession.she.said? social engineering?.She builds and demolishes ERECTIONS!

THEY SAY U'RE A FOOL, NO BE ME TALK AM OOO

BUT I THINK IT IS TRUE.

A student who was preparing for an upcoming exams, studied hw to write an essay in English. He learns an essay about  'FRIEND',,,But in the exam an essay on 'FATHER' comes.

He replaced friend with father in the essay.,,,,,, It reads:

I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female.,,,,,,,,,, I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father. I am also very fatherly with my family

geisha

Amebo

quetion1:   expand 3( a+b)
 
terry answer:      3(a+b)
                      3( a +  b)
                    3 ( a   +  b )
                  3  ( a     +   b)   
       
                                 

prove !!!

          before he died he gave birth to my father, after that my father gave birth to me can you see am a ground son to Jesus he even saved you from your sin my ground father is a good man has any one in this life ever did what my ground father did if their is notify me me cos am Jesus am back to you to save you from devil if you are not sure after waking in the morning take a ground Pepe cos Jesus is my ground father so ground it together with white powder the Pepe should be much than the powder after grounding it put it inside Ur see go out side and started shouting Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, i will appear to you no prob if you lost about what is written down call me i will put you through