I no want shit for here..

Ur fada

Ur fada

am taking my bath o..can u imagine dat..? U go jerk of tire..lol..

@ mary11 u nid flogging deliverance..u knw hw many friend request i d recieve per day

;DForming big girl:::::
1 Halima says, waiter, please, i like my Salad
very hot and also, can i have 2 bottles of
SHAWARMA
2 Nneka says, Ori me, give me your PIN let me
call you,
3 Mabel says, I'm so tired; I just made my
hairin shop-rite today
4 Kemi more replies, Really? I want to spend
my
summer in London this Xmas period
5 Cynthia explains, I just bought my
blackberry
(BB) but i haven't collected the PIN
6 Ronke brags, When I'm flying, I always like
the window seat cos i open it for fresh air
7 Tade says, i prefer London to UKduring
winter
8 Fatima, you can't even imagine, ibought a
G-
string, and the thing i like most about it is the
double back pocket.
9 Abbey Orders, please if you don't hAve
meatpie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give
me
snacks
10 Amaka laments, in our house eh, we used
to
have 3 swimming pools, until armed robbers
stole one
describe this Girls in one word..

Ya

Like u abi

Haha my guy u 2 funny..lol..

Akpos went 2 a night club nd none of d
ladies
agreed 2 dance wit him,
Suddenly d lights went off so he decided 2
rush
one girl,
but d girl gave him a dirty slap.
D lights came on in a second and everybody
was
lookin at their direction tryin 2 know who did
d
slappin and who recieved d slap
Akpos quickly shouted : if u do it again i will
slap u
again!!

Who are diz monkeys?

Hahaha c wetin d talk.son of the gun.lwkmd

murder case at court...
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sittingthere in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happenedafter he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happenednext?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my Bosom s.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happenednext?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

na una family pple b imbecile.

Wetin jst comment 4 my thread,na person,ghost or thing.abi na my eyes d dcive me?

C mumu..na ur grand fada bin write am gve u?

>:(Dear Ladies!!!
He wont use condoms, u use pills...Why? Coz he wnts it natural (ovarian cancer and infertility in view)
He gets u pregnant, u have aborted lyk 4times...Why? Coz he's not ready for you!
He's tired of natural place 4 capulation, He moves to yo ass saying its tighter then u begin 2 lick n smell...Why? Coz u wnt to please and not loose him!
You have been wearing his engagement ring 4 close 5yrs, he's not wearing any...Why? Coz he has promised u marriage! May God help u.
U dress half naked thinking u looksexy n hot, He isnt complaining but he has more clothes on...Dnt be surprised wen he takes a moredecent gal home!
U get pregnant 4 him coz he promised u marriage, at the end he still doesnt marry u...U become single mama with no job, no means for feeding the baby n yoself...U leave Junior with yo grandma...Then u begin to say MEN ARE WICKED, whose fault?
Plz ladies be wise u knw u deserve better than this...Dnt always be at the loose end, BE WISE. If u have or u are in this situation then admit it that u are foolish, but since we all make mistakes its high tym u nid to wise up

 

"I asked some people about LOVE... Some said love is U.S.A (Under.Skirt.Ac ­tivity) Others said love is J.A.P.A.N (Jumping.And.Pu ­mping.At.Night) ­ But a few said love is AFRICA (After. phyuking.Rest.In ­.Cool.Area) the restsaid that love is S.U.D.A.N (Sex.Usually.Do ­ne .At.Night) i got home this night and thought about it and said love is LONDON (Ladies.Of.Naij ­a.Depend.On.Nai ­ra)........! Try and create any country of your choice in other to form the meaning of LOVE....dont stop the fun!

:-XA professor and his illiterate
Wife went for an interview, on
getting their the interviewer
said the interview would be
conducted one after the other.
The professor first before his
Wife.
Interviewer.... ­.Q1
Who is Ancient philosopher that
was born 384 Before Jesus
Christ ? (BC)
Professor...... ­.Aristotle
Interviewer.... ­...Q2 when did he
Die ?
Professor...... ­322 year Before
Christ was born (BC)
Interviewer Q3 Did he leave any
theory ?
Professor..... Yes but not
scientifically Prove.
After the interview, the
Professor told his Wife the
three Answer before she was
call on for her Own interview
Interviewer.... ­. What is your
Name madam?
Madam....... Aristotle
Interviewer.... ­....when were you
born ?
Madam.........3 ­22 year Before
Christ was born (BC)
Interviewer.... ­...Are you Mad ?
Madam..... Yes but not
scientifically Proven.