Two drunk men walking home around 1:30(afternoon) then stoped in front of a water-pool which reflects the sun,

      JOHN  = ask > is this the sun ?

       PETER= yes > it is the sun

       JOHN = do we have to travel to space for 6 bottles of beer ?

      PETER = yes > beer is very very expensive in my area

 

 

 Two drunk men walking home around 1:30(afternoon) then stoped in front of a water-pool which reflects the son,

      JOHN  = ask > is this the son ?

       PETER= yes > it is the son

       JOHN = do we have to travel to space for 6 bottles of beer ?

      PETER = yes > beer is very very expensive in my area

Our president is too dull,our president is not sharp,our president too weak,our president too this ,he is too that,even small small rat just dey talk trash for my own president,who fit open mouth for IBB,OBJ,ABACHA,you don ever ask yourself.why did dis man dubble praiz of fuel,what stops him to put 10 or 20 naira for him own just like others,so any body wey sharp,fast,strong,make en go speak with am,person the give mad woman clothes make she cover body,she say you wan cover her beauty,
      AND for the americans and british,you are leaving becouse you are about to loss the contract of the oil refining,MAY JEHOVAH GOD PROTECT OUR PRESIDENT,the devil is at work

Do i have to tell you how cute you are ?,yes, i can said dat again, but 50 million is big enough to settle devil, to count all my families out of any of his temptation. 

  no be small ooooooooo

 

That is what i red on the magazine,with my littlel search,then came into conclusions,and i called it BELIEVE

                                                    Incredible Predictions

The traditional and curious document says that : The year of the 'Perfect Storm'The Baltic Dry Index increased by 100%

Falling oil prices in 2012 could cause a rise in the Baltic Dry Index as operating expenses fall. Brazil is expected to expand Australia's supply of iron, causing a greater fall in prices and therefore increased demand for imports from China to satisfy his insatiable industrial production, which, along with monetary easing, leads to a pronounced peak in demand for iron ore.

The price of wheat doubled in 2012
The price of wheat on the CBOT will double over in 2012 after being the worst performing crop of 2011. With 7,000 million people on the face of the earth and ticket printing machines running at full throttle, unfortunately, bad weather again shake the entire planet and complicates the year to produce.
In particular, wheat rebounded strongly, as speculative investors, who have established one of the largest short positions of the story, help to bring back the price to its

 The effects of the impending slowdown in China that hovers over the Asia-Pacific drag other countries into recession. No doubt, the most linked to the welfare of China is Australia's economy, especially due to its role as a supplier of natural and mineral resources of the Asian giant.
So, as China's demand for such goods weakens, Australia is thrown into the arms of the recession, which will be exacerbated with the real estate bubble burst half a decade later than in the rest of the world.
    The Basel Accord III force the nationalization of 50 European banks
In early 2012, pressure on the European banking system will increase when the new requirements and regulations applicable to the capital require banks to initiate a process of deleveraging at full speed.
This leads to the liquidation of financial assets due to the small number of buyers in the market. The total freezing of the interbank market will force European savers to a bank run, as investors wary of sovereign debt guarantees. As a result, more than 50 banks recently in the balance sheets of governments and several well-known commercial banks cease to exist.

Guy why you dey vex,are you hungry ? go buy mama putt naaaaaaa

Gud one

Now joke naaaa,make you just bon dat blood side, if you day fear,na just for laugh

But at list no be pb4,is just for laugh

Now for evening news i go come out

There were two bats,very very hungry for blood as you know that the bats feeds on animals blood,so these two bats has not eaten for a very long time,very hungry searching for animals to feed on their bloods.Suddenly one of them came in with his mouth and face covered with blood,and the other bats was so angry and ask,
  ANGRY AND HUNGRY BAT= So you have eaten alone!!
   BLOODY BAT= Please leave me alone i didn`t eat any thing,please i don`t want to talk
   ANGRY BAT = But your face and mouth is filled with blood,you didn`t even  call me to join you?
  BLOODY BAT =Responds,do you see that big stone right there ?
  ANGRY BAT = Yes,i have seen it
  BLOODY BAT = Me i didn`t see it,that is where i smash my mouth and face

No be small thing oooooooooooo

Maybe queenrukky deserves more than dat,and that could cost you how much,you still have a lot of cash in your account

my dear go back and read your bible and seek for understanding. even if you are a sinner, one of the criteria for forgiveness is you must be humble before God, before seeking for His face. If that girl could yell back at the man of God, if Christ rebuke her she will also rebuke back
      you are rite about dat,if she realy did this in public i wonda de conditiond she kept ha perents

                 TWO KIDS
 
  KEVIN   =  Next weekend am going on vacation
 
 SYLVIA  =  Ooohh that is nice,please can i come with you ?

  KEVIN   =  No,am sorry it is very expensive,am travelling  by flight

SYLVIA  =  Ok,but if the flight set on fire from where will you come out?

 KEVIN  =  I don`t really know

SYLVIA  =  Don`t worry you will come out on television