NIGERIANS BE LIKE: # baba, now thar you are there, 1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and security. Odas will fall in place 2) Reduce the costs of data bundles 3) Make Fashola a minister with 2 portfolios. He can handle it. 4) Baba, the number of fishes in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it. 4) shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou. 5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat..No Be Food We Say Make You Go Chop! 6) Please arrest that lady that says your call credit is low, please recharge as soon as possible! 7) stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem lik civil servant 2 discourage rogues! don't use all our money to buy shoes.. use ur old military boots if necessary 9) padlock Patience Jonathan's mouth like Trojan horse. She speaks bad English 10) let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging transformers 11) we want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Al jazeera and so.... Naija ppl no nice at all.. Hapi new mnth my pple.! |