o you are sad  no warry you go soon become naijaplas salad

 

you come be the first lady of all the yeyes

A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.
"This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," says he.

"This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."

"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."
"I'll take it!"

The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me."

His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not."

So his wife comes down, wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose.
"So, how do you like it?" she says.

"Damn, you'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the damn thing!"

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude...
God is missing--and they think WE did it!"

Dirty Words

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".

Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "screwing", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".

Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".

Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.
Timmy answered the door with glee and says...
"Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen screwing the turkey!

watin you write now you think sey e sweet 

you no get one for your village?

i no sey na you go talk   ;

  no na how dem go talk , dem no dey far 

 your hand fit reach
you shoo say your hand no be duaf hand
   

A cucumber, a Pickle & a p*n**s were talking about their awful lives.

   The cumcumber said "my life sucks, when I get big fat and juicy,
                                   they cut me up, and toss me into a salad"

   The Pickle said "when I get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar,
                           and throw me into a jar"

   The p*n**s said "you think that is bad, when I get big fat and juicy,
                          they pull a plastic bag over head, stick me into a
                          damp room, and bang my head against the wall
                          till I throw up and pass out"
  ( i no sey some yeye people go talk sey na pb4) http://[flash=200,200][/flash]

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 nobe to day thing , this one don old 

 
  see all this yeye people watin una wan see
 

your huh no reach me try another one

for your mind you don post joke 

see as your mouth dey smell , watin you chop