TITLE: YOU DON DEY MAD IF:
- U wan use fork drink tea
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- You are above 30 and Davido & wizkid are ur Role model
- U wan climb Facebook wall?
- U wan use both sides of condom ?
- You kneel down cos u wan greet person for phone
- u carry broken bottle dey shave d hair wey dey ur armpit.
- You carry screw driver go bank..cos u wan open account
- You reduce the volume of ur music-player becos u wan read text message
- Took me an hour to compose a msg, u con reply "K".
- U run go baff,wear ur finest dress, do ur make-up come spray pef join all bcuz U wan Skype.
- You went to bed with a Ruler just to know how long you slept
- U no get shi shi for account..u dey sing"chop my money" instead of "mercies of d lord"