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34981  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Note on: 16-03-2012 04:16 AM
i leave everythg way i dey do com here think say na beta na im dat guru 4 hen com dey laugh 4 watin e type 4 top.no b serious mumu e b? Make person carry am go LUTH
34982  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Note on: 16-03-2012 04:06 AM
una no see d guy name? na guru 4 fowl e con come here see una as higher fowl way e go take una laugh.na 1st class graduate of yeye
34983  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Note on: 16-03-2012 04:03 AM
una no see d guy name? na guru 4 fowl e con come here see una as higher fowl way e go take una laugh.
34984  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Synonym on: 16-03-2012 03:46 AM
Quote from: zeigbo on 15-03-2012 02:18 PM
Highest yeye
leave am e won claim rice when e never get beans. na serious amala e dey chop nau say na dat 1 good 4 im brain.
34985  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Synonym on: 16-03-2012 03:26 AM
uncle, u don forget now nw way u b dey boo d guy na u dat nw.
34986  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WARRI STUDENT on: 15-03-2012 07:22 AM
with or without your help, i go put dem 4 naija incubator com reborn dem with tombo mix with kai kai, com identify dem with I-gbo.
After dey don ze con juru, na im dem go com go confession forum teldem everythg plus how dem b born-again.
But watin dey fear me b say i never treat dis kain level of yeye b4 so i go use dem do trier n error. If anythg negative happen, na u cos am o.
34987  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WARRI STUDENT on: 15-03-2012 07:06 AM
Quote from: queenrukky on 14-03-2012 04:19 PM
UR ENGLISH ALONE DON DRIVE SOME AMOUNT OF YEYE
na lair o, e get 1 way dey talk say paire paire paiya na im i con dey look 4 d fire i no see anythg, na watin b dat? na spirit e dey see o. e com get another one way con dey misbehave e talk say e don come and talk say im yeye nobody go fit cure ram.
34988  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Naija Proverbs (Page 3) on: 15-03-2012 05:35 AM
vital information resources under siege or d biogical virus i still get dem plenty d one way even tough n pass d one u don see *wink*
34989  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Sun Of My Life (Page 2) on: 15-03-2012 05:09 AM
queen shebi i tell u e is seeing things where u no fit imagine
34990  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Sun Of My Life on: 15-03-2012 05:01 AM
Quote from: queenrukky on 14-03-2012 04:29 PM
i knw no o
abeg help me ask am
34991  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Synonym on: 15-03-2012 04:19 AM
na so
34992  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wise Monkey Spotted Pinging A Friend With BB on: 15-03-2012 04:14 AM
everytime d monkey see BB e will want 2 use it as a roll-on roll-on but everytime d monkey see Naija e will want 2 use it as a jangolova jangolova or what?
34993  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WARRI STUDENT on: 15-03-2012 02:46 AM
Quote from: queenrukky on 14-03-2012 04:16 PM
U NO WELL
yes, i no d well but na my room i just dey nau o dey rewatch The Count of Monte Cristo. I go com well wen i finish am. See ya!
34994  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Fear valentine o!! (Page 4) on: 14-03-2012 06:36 PM
 Grin
34995  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Synonym on: 14-03-2012 04:11 PM
scientist & biologist don confirm am say, every body get som level of yeyeness. Any1 way try deny am dey talk say na e own yeyeness worst or as u dey call am, worstess. E b like say u b one of dem in fact do apply make u enter naija incubator make your yeye drop. see u dere
34996  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WARRI STUDENT (Page 3) on: 14-03-2012 03:37 PM
queenrukky afar? abeg I go need u as my special programmer make we do dat naija incubator computerise bcos d level of yeye some people way dey here dey   don get over 100 degree yeye in fact den dey very high na spirit den dey see nau. If u program am computerize am 2gether with watin dey b4 e go shock dem  on d process way den dey reborn den dey go con dey normal dey no go see spirit again . As dem dey so, if u giv dem homework dey go fail con bring correction kwa dey go still fail am. The earlier we agree d beta 4 dem
34997  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Synonym on: 14-03-2012 02:45 PM
na so one parent just dey brag, my child is a very brilliant boy, is a very brilliant boy  i am tellin you i know him  i gave birth to him, no do no do as d pikin wan enter Kings college 4 Lagos, na im dey con talk say ok bring him let interview him bcos d woman don brag too much. na im dey con ask am say  how old are you? e talk say i am 11yrs old. dey con ask am say Qtn no. 1: what is the opposite of come? na im d guy turn back go tell e mother, "mummy, why would u bring me here 4 dis guyz to disgrace me? why would they be asking me such a simple qtn?" na im d mother say ans. dem d qtn make we do dey comot abeg!.... na im d guy go back say ok!.. ask me d qtn again. D mother dey dey do big woman as per d pikin sabi book, na im dey ask am say what is the opposite of come? na im d guy say d opposite of come is  i no go come.
Na dere d mother dey de flug am dey go house. say why u resemble your father like dis?
34998  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wise Monkey Spotted Pinging A Friend With BB on: 14-03-2012 02:08 PM
Quote from: dejiroony on 14-03-2012 11:51 AM
maybe it uses facial cleaner lol...

d monkey must b feelin over d moon nw
34999  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Naija Proverbs on: 14-03-2012 11:17 AM
na 97oY dey here
35000  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WARRI STUDENT (Page 3) on: 14-03-2012 09:41 AM
4 u, uncle
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