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Prostitutes Congratulate Eagles, Promise Free Sèx If They Get Gold

The Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) has congratulated the Super Eagles of Nigeria for moving on to the Quarter Finals stage of the Orange African Cup of Nations, South Africa 2013, urging them to go for gold.



ANP in a statement issued through its national secretary, Jessica Elvis urged the national team to make the country proud by moving on to the finals and bringing back the trophy.

“We want to congratulate the Nigerian National team, the Super Eagles for qualifying for the next round of the competition.

We want to assure them ofour usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football.
Speaking further, Jessica added that the Association would declare one week of free sex if the Eagles win the trophy.
“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sèx if the Super Eagles can win the trophy,” she added.
Investigations revealed some members of the association are in South Africa ‘supporting’ the national team.
The Super Eagles would be confronting the Ivorian national team, the Elephants in a knockout stage on Sunday.

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A 28-year-old criminal justice student, Shanya A. Isom has a rare skin condition which makes her to grow human nails instead of hair on her skin.

It all started back in 2009 when she had an asthma attack and she was treated with steroids but had an allergic reaction which made her develop bumps on her legs and skin. Later on, her skin started to darken according to New York Daily News reports.


Close up on Isom’s body which grows nails instead of hair.

Speaking about her condition, Shanya said, “They’ve tested me from A to Z, and everything was coming back negative,” Isom told WAFB.

She was later admitted to John Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore in August 2011 in a bid for doctors todetermine the cause of her condition.



They later found out that her hair follicles were producing 12 times as many skin cells as hair cells which meant that her hair follicles were producing nails, instead of hair.

“I couldn’t sit up, I couldn’t walk,” she told WAFB. “Now I can walk with a cane and sometimes I can walk on my own.” With the rare case, Isom is running low on funds as her medical bills have already reached $250,000 according to the Daily Mail.

Isom, who says she is the only person in the world with her condition, has set up the S.A.I.

Foundation to raise money to cover her bills and help others who may develop similar symptoms. “If [my condition] means me dealing with this to help someone else, I’m willing to go through it,” she said.

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Unemployment or underemployment need not keep anyone from fulfilling their dreams says a young man from Brass in Bayelsa state, who in homestead has built a light plane that he hopes will fly someday soon.

36 year old Ifiemi Felagha, works with an oil servicing firm but spent all his free time in the past eight years working on living his light plane dream and he’s seen it through by building a light plane, named Destiny.

According to the parent of this young man withouttertiary education, has had a knack for putting things together since his childhood.

The aircraft is however yet to take-off because Ifiemi is not a trained Pilot. He is now consulting with aviation experts but for now, he keeps moving the aircraft on his make-shift runway.







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Model, Television host and fashion designer Deborah Vannesa whose song won her an international interview on CNN has revealed that her pet monkey resembles American singer,songwriter, rapper and actor Chris Brown.

Interestingly, Deborah, sister of Wanlov De Kubolor, has named her monkey Kiko aka Kiko-Brieezy, the same nickname Chris brown uses.

Monkey Kiko can be described as a ‘celebrity monkey’ after it appeared in a CNN interview forthe role it played in the ‘Uncle Obama’ hit-track and also followed Deborah to some of her publicmusic performances.

“I’m not saying Chris Brown looks like a monkey but rather, my monkey looks like Chris Brown…

The funny thing is, Chris Brown also owns a monkey and we both posted pictures of our monkeys on twitter”, Deborah told NEWS-ONE in an exclusive interview.

The ‘Uncle Obama’ hit maker also added that not only did the 11-month-year-old monkey in a way looked like Chris Brown but it had blonde hair and could dance like him too.

Deborah also revealed to NEWS-ONE that she was planning on getting a ‘girlfriend’ monkey for Kiko since it sometimes gets lonely.

The former late night celebrity show host who replaced Dzifa briefly on Etv said she fed her famous monkey with grapes, pears, apple and bananas from the Koalashopping centre.

“My monkey eats a lot of fruits, boiled yam, rice and stew but I don’t give Kiki meat because it is not healthy for him.”

The monkey, whose scientific name is ‘patas monkey’, is a ground-dwelling monkey found around semi-arid areas of West Africa, and into East Africa was said to have been bought in the Northern part of Ghana.
 

 



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The body of Kim Jong-Il  , North Korea’s dictator and champion golfer who was laid out in a state mausoleum has become a tourist attraction.



The former ruler, who died in December 2011, was seen by a group of Western tourists last week in the recently reopened Kumsusan Palace of the Sun in the capital city of Pyongyang.


His body is laid out and dressed in his army uniform that he so often wore and then covered ina  red sheet. Next to him a pair of his favorite platform shoes, sunglasses and an Apple MacbookPro laptop that he was thought to have been using when he had the heart attack that killed him.

The embalmed bodies of former communist leadersmake great tourist attractions, bringing in the the big money carried by capitalist running dogs. Lenin’s body is still a Red Square attraction despite the fall of the Soviet Union and Mao’s brittle carapace brings in Tianeman hordes.

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During the post match conference goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama fumed "I don't knownthe kind of officiating we are having at this tournament. Even if Africa is having its own football, the officiating should not be this bad. i have never seen that kind of penalty callin my life. That penalty shouldn't have been called" he went on, "In our last match, we had a clear penalty and a red card call which was not iven. Now again we are having a penalty awarded against us"

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A prophet from a local church recently resurrected a newly-born baby girl who had been delivered still-born.

Prophet Montano brought back to life Juanita who had been born lifeless on 12 January at Cranborne Maternity Clinic, Zimbabwe. Father of the modern-day ‘Lazarus’, Kudakwashe Madamombe said his daughter did not even make asound or breathe when she was delivered, a position confirmed by the wife’s gynecologist, oneDr Mhlanga.

“When my child was delivered at the clinic, she did not even move or cry like most babies. She just lay there lifeless. I could hear other children crying but not mine. She was dead for 10 minutes. I immediately decided to call my bishop and told him the prophecies he had made had come to pass and my child was dead. He started praying over the phone and within those few minutes. changes happened,” Madamombe said.

“At the time she was not breathing, my daughter’sskin had changed colour but the pastor and I kepton praying until she cried some 10 minutes later. The staff at the maternity clinic placed her in some glass compartment that covered her head and assisted her with breathing,” he said.

Madamombe narrated how members of his church Christian Disciple Relational Ministries Church had prophecies of doom regarding the birth of his child. He said one woman from his church told him how, either his wife or child would not survive come date of delivery.

After the miracle happened, Madamombe said, Juanita was transferred to Westend Clinic where she was put on life support. The child according toher paediatrician, was supposed to stay in hospital for at least two months but was discharged after only seven days.

Madamombe, who could not contain his happiness said he now knew the kind of work that God does when you believe.

The Prophet Nyikadzino, said he did not raise the child from the dead, but it was through God.

The Prophet highlighted in prior prayer session he would see complication with the unborn baby.

“The power of God can manifest itself through anything. I was not in contact with the child but God has no boundaries. Anything can happen whenthe power of God is upon you,” Prophet Nyikadzino said.


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London – Real Madrid have become the first club in any sport to generate more than €500 million in revenue in a single year, according to the business advisory firm Deloitte.

The company’s Football Money League, published for the 16th time on Thursday, sees Spanish champions Madrid retain their hold on first place ahead of perennial rivals Barcelona.

In an unchanged top six, Manchester United remain third, Bayern Munich fourth, European champions Chelsea fifth and Arsenal sixth, but English champions Manchester City soar five places to seventh.

AC Milan fall one place to eighth, with Liverpool remaining ninth and Italian champions Juventus rising three places to complete the top 10.

Madrid’s revenue rose by seven percent to €512.6million in the 2011-2012 season, equivalent to €414.7 million at June 2012 exchange rates.

It enabled the nine-time European champions to hold onto top spot in the ranking for an eighth successive year, matching United’s record from 1996-1997 to 2003-2004.

“It is an impressive achievement for Real Madrid to have surpassed €500 million in revenue in a single year,” said Dan Jones from Deloitte’s Sports Business Group.

“Real have led the way in the phenomenal rate of revenue growth achieved by the game’s top clubs, with the double-digit (10 percent) increaseby the top 20 clubs representing continued strong performance in these tough economic times.

“The combined revenues of the top 20 clubs have quadrupled since we began our analysis in 1996-1997.”

Madrid triumphed in the Spanish Liga in 2011-2012,ending three years of dominance by arch-rivals Barcelona, but lost out in the Champions League after being beaten by Bayern in the semi-finals.
Overall, the combined revenue of the world’s 20 highest-earning football clubs grew by 10 percent on the previous year to reach €4.8 billion.

City’s climb of five places was matched by German champions Borussia Dortmund, who rose to 11th, and Italian side Napoli (15th).

“Manchester City’s Premier League title-winning season, combined with participation in the UEFA Champions League, helped drive 51 percent revenue growth to €285.6 million, the largest absolute and relative growth of any Money League club,” said Deloitte’s Austin Houlihan.

“The club’s progress to the top of the English and European game means that they are set to remain a top 10 Money League club for the foreseeable future.”

The only new entry in the list was English side Newcastle United, who moved into the top 20 at the expense of Spanish club Valencia after a surprise fifth-place finish in the Premier League last season.

The English top flight remains the most well-represented league in the ranking, with seven of the 20 clubs hailing from the Premier League.

The Deloitte Football Money League 2013:
1. Real Madrid (ESP) €512.6 million
2. Barcelona (ESP) €483 million
3. Manchester United (ENG) €395.9 million
4. Bayern Munich (GER) €368.4 million
5. Chelsea (ENG) €322.6 million
6. Arsenal (ENG) €290.3 million
7. Manchester City (ENG) €285.6 million
8. AC Milan (ITA) €256.9 million
9. Liverpool (ENG) €233.2 million
10. Juventus (ITA) €195.4 million
11. Borussia Dortmund (GER) €189.1 million
12. Inter Milan (ITA) €185.9 million
13. Tottenham Hotspur (ENG) €178.2 million
14. Schalke 04 (GER) €174.5 million
15. Napoli (ITA) €148.4 million
16. Marseille (FRA) €135.7 million
17. Lyon (FRA) €131.9 million
18. Hamburg (GER) €121.1 million
19. Roma (ITA) €115.9 million
20. Newcastle United (ENG) €115.3 million



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London – Real Madrid have become the first club in any sport to generate more than €500 million in revenue in a single year, according to the business advisory firm Deloitte.

The company’s Football Money League, published for the 16th time on Thursday, sees Spanish champions Madrid retain their hold on first place ahead of perennial rivals Barcelona.

In an unchanged top six, Manchester United remain third, Bayern Munich fourth, European champions Chelsea fifth and Arsenal sixth, but English champions Manchester City soar five places to seventh.

AC Milan fall one place to eighth, with Liverpool remaining ninth and Italian champions Juventus rising three places to complete the top 10.

Madrid’s revenue rose by seven percent to €512.6million in the 2011-2012 season, equivalent to €414.7 million at June 2012 exchange rates.

It enabled the nine-time European champions to hold onto top spot in the ranking for an eighth successive year, matching United’s record from 1996-1997 to 2003-2004.

“It is an impressive achievement for Real Madrid to have surpassed €500 million in revenue in a single year,” said Dan Jones from Deloitte’s Sports Business Group.

“Real have led the way in the phenomenal rate of revenue growth achieved by the game’s top clubs, with the double-digit (10 percent) increaseby the top 20 clubs representing continued strong performance in these tough economic times.

“The combined revenues of the top 20 clubs have quadrupled since we began our analysis in 1996-1997.”

Madrid triumphed in the Spanish Liga in 2011-2012,ending three years of dominance by arch-rivals Barcelona, but lost out in the Champions League after being beaten by Bayern in the semi-finals.
Overall, the combined revenue of the world’s 20 highest-earning football clubs grew by 10 percent on the previous year to reach €4.8 billion.

City’s climb of five places was matched by German champions Borussia Dortmund, who rose to 11th, and Italian side Napoli (15th).

“Manchester City’s Premier League title-winning season, combined with participation in the UEFA Champions League, helped drive 51 percent revenue growth to €285.6 million, the largest absolute and relative growth of any Money League club,” said Deloitte’s Austin Houlihan.

“The club’s progress to the top of the English and European game means that they are set to remain a top 10 Money League club for the foreseeable future.”

The only new entry in the list was English side Newcastle United, who moved into the top 20 at the expense of Spanish club Valencia after a surprise fifth-place finish in the Premier League last season.

The English top flight remains the most well-represented league in the ranking, with seven of the 20 clubs hailing from the Premier League.

The Deloitte Football Money League 2013:
1. Real Madrid (ESP) €512.6 million
2. Barcelona (ESP) €483 million
3. Manchester United (ENG) €395.9 million
4. Bayern Munich (GER) €368.4 million
5. Chelsea (ENG) €322.6 million
6. Arsenal (ENG) €290.3 million
7. Manchester City (ENG) €285.6 million
8. AC Milan (ITA) €256.9 million
9. Liverpool (ENG) €233.2 million
10. Juventus (ITA) €195.4 million
11. Borussia Dortmund (GER) €189.1 million
12. Inter Milan (ITA) €185.9 million
13. Tottenham Hotspur (ENG) €178.2 million
14. Schalke 04 (GER) €174.5 million
15. Napoli (ITA) €148.4 million
16. Marseille (FRA) €135.7 million
17. Lyon (FRA) €131.9 million
18. Hamburg (GER) €121.1 million
19. Roma (ITA) €115.9 million
20. Newcastle United (ENG) €115.3 million



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I have a feeling Arsene Wenger bought Arsenal secretly, the media hasn't got hold of this information yet.


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A woman has defied medical odds to give birth to two children in nine months - even though she was using contraception both times she became pregnant.

Claire Ormrod (26) had her daughter Alice on
December 6, 2011, at 25 weeks, by emergency Caesarean. When she was born, weighing just 1lb 3oz (500g), Alice was the smallest baby ever born in Wales. Seven weeks later Ms Ormrod then became pregnant again, despite being on the pill, and had healthy baby Gareth, weighing exactly 2lbs (900g), at 29 weeks, also by emergency Caesarean, on September 7, 2012.

Doctors have been stunned at the "medical impossibility" of the two babies being born so close together. Alice and Gareth will be in the same class when they start at a primary school in Rhyl, north Wales.

Ms Ormrod, who jointly runs a martial arts company with her partner Gareth Gee (36), has three older children - Molly (7), Jack (5) and Charlie (2). All five were conceived in spite of precautions.

She said: "With every one of my children I was on the pill or the coil," she explained.

"I was on the waiting list to be sterilised when I fell pregnant with Gareth. The coil is supposed to be 99,99 percent effective and I was on it when I had three of my children." She was in fact on a waiting list to be sterilised when she discovered she was expecting for the fifth time.

Given the ordeal she had so recently been through with Alicebeing born so prematurely, Ms Ormrod said she was "absolutely petrified" when she discovered she was pregnant again.

"My GP said I should have a termination. He said it would end up killing me and the baby and that it wouldn't be fair to put me through it. But I said no,straight out. No one could believe it when we told them I was pregnant again. They just couldn't get their heads round the fact that the two babies would be so close together," said Ms Ormrod.

Had Alice been born a week earlier, at the 24 weeks, she says doctors wouldn't have tried to save her. Medical experts believe that babies bornat this stage only have a tiny chance of survival. Ifthey do pull through, they are more likely to have long-term health problems such as lung conditions,learning difficulties and cerebral palsy.

Ms Ormrod said: "She would have been a 24-week baby and they wouldn't have thought she had a chance," she said. Alice was so ill that her family had started arranging her funeral and gave her a hasty baptism. Crucially, they were 90 minutes from switching off her life support machine when she showed her first signs of life.

Ms Ormrod said:"We were told she was so ill, they would have turn off her life support machine, because she couldn't survive.

"One hour before they were about to turn it off, she woke up, then she started breathing on her own. She is a miracle baby, she is a fighter. They told us there was no brain activity and then she woke up.


http://www.thegistbook.com/woman-26-gives-birth-twice-in-9-months/

Arsenal Is Dead Since Or Akpos Is Dieing Soon??

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