| A husband was prayin 1 night.. "My God, 4d past 1yr, I'v bn goin 2work everyday for 8hrs &all my wife does is sit @home, doin NOTIN! I wnt her 2knw dt makin money is hard. Culd U pls change our bodies, so dt she cn get a feelin of wat it takes 2be a man?"Den God grantd his wish.D nxt mornin, he woke up as a woman. So he(now she)
1. wakes up the children
2. Makes their beds
3. Gives them a bath and dresses them ready for school
4. Makes breakfast for d family
5. Fills d children's lunch boxes
6. Fills the laundry machine
7. Drives kids to school
8. Stopped at the bank on his way back
9. Drives to the supermarket for grocery shopping
10. Comes home, unpacks and stores shopping
13. Cooks lunch
14. Takes a 20mins nap
15. Gets clothes off the washer to the dryer
16. Vacuums, dusts, sweeps and washes the floor
17. Drives back to school to pick up kids
18. Empties kids bag packs, changes their uniforms and serves them lunch
19. Empties the dryer and does some ironing
20. Makes dinner for family
21. Takes a shower
22. Husband comes back from work after hanging out with friends. She kisses him, loosens his tie and helps him with his jacket.
23. Serves dinner, clears the table and kitchen
24. Fills the dishwasher
25. Helps kids with homework
26. Puts kids to bed, then she goes to bed....
27. Gets up at 1am 2check on d kids
28. Rises @4am 2pray
She's expected to:
29. Wash her own car or drive it 2d car wash
30. Ensure d kids are always looking neat and tidy.
31. No time 2 socialise or hang out with friends
32. Look her best, with hair, nails, makeup, etc in place.
D nxt mornin he got up
&wz back to his knees prayin..."My God, I dn't knw wot I wz thinkn. Pls resume our original bodies back.." Den God replied "My son, i'm afraid u hv 2wait 4 another 12-15months. U got pregnant last night.=))=)) I will hv 2restore things back after u hv put 2bed, nursed d baby &seen yr first menstruation=))=)) lol. God bless all d women and their 'men' |
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