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What's your take on this? Though this video scared me but let them install a CCTV in some places in Naija, and they'll be able to write a documentary on ghosts from what they'll see, if they survive the sight.

Spooky CCTV footage showing a ghostly figure leaving a community centre in north-west London is creating a stir online.

The video shows a slim man suddenly appear outside the entrance of South Ruislip Community Association and Community Centre on February 1.

It captures the transparent figure walking calmly towards a metal railing before seemingly disappearing into thin air.

The strange moment was reportedly witnessed by the centre’s caretaker who went outside to investigate.

‘I was sitting inside the hall and noticed a figure on the front CCTV camera,’ the caretaker is quoted as saying in the video.

‘I looked up at the screen and thought I saw a person but wasn’t sure so went out to check.’

He added: ‘I went outside and no one was there but I thought they might have quickly walked around the side of the building into the park so I just went back in.

‘After downloading the CCTV footage I was surprised to see that the figure had been recorded onto the system.

‘I can’t explain this.’
Run by a local committee since 1945, the centre was reportedly used as a prisoner of war camp for Italian prisoners during World War II – leading many to speculate the haunting figure may be from the 1940s.

A previous chairman is said to have believed the building was haunted and he used to greet the spirits when he entered the building in an attempt ‘to make them friendly’.

The video has racked up over 100,000 hits online, with users remaining divided over the authenticity of the footage.

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On point!!!

Goddddd! Here they re again ℓ̊ just wrote "WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE S*X ALOT""  A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊ TWAS CHANGED TO "WHY YOU SHOULD MADE LOVE ALOT"" ARRRRRRRGH!

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Thanks proff obiaghbon!!! but unfortunately, twas one of d site admin dat changed M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ headline cos twas iniatlly tagged "Why You Should Have Sex A Lot"" ℓ̊ guess d word "SEX" Ȋ̝̊̅ڪ offensive !!!

Okay, we know sex is all about having pleasure. But it turns out it's good for your health, too.

Meagan Morris of the Cosmopolitan asked Dr Jennifer Landa, chief medical officer of BodyLogicMD and author of The Sex Drive Solution for Women to give insight into the health benefits of sex, and here they are.

It boosts your brain
Sex increases your body's dopamine levels-the hormone that improves your memory and motivation. So basically having an orgasm is the gift that keeps on giving.

It burns calories
Don't feel like hitting the gym? Grab your guy and head to the bedroom. A 30-minute romp in the sheets can burn upwards of 150 calories. That's like running a mile on the treadmill!

It de-stresses you
We're all stressed to the max-and all that worry releases the stress hormone cortisol. The problem with cortisol? Having too much of it in your bloodstream can lead to everything from high blood sugar to weight gain. When you get your freak on, it helps you relax, lowering the stress levels in your body.

It keeps you healthy
Regular sex with your guy can actually prevent cold, thanks to the hormone prolactin. This hormone has an important role in strengthening your immune system by increasing the production of T and B lymphocytes (aka immune cells). We'll take that over chicken soup any day.

It helps you sleep
When you have sex, the cuddle hormone oxytocin is released. That increases your bond with your guy, but it also helps you sleep.

It's good for your heart
The hormone testosterone is usually associated with big-muscled dudes, but our bodies make it, too. Sex helps increase the release of the hormone, which in turn improves your energy level and strengthens vital body parts, like your muscles, bones and heart.

A VERY GOOD REASONS FOR SOME GUYS TO TURN TO AN HORSE!!!

DIS NA TRUE TALK........!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

We don update for ladies too much this days,guys let's reason together... i know its hurts but its the truth

The joy of very man is to get
married to the girl of his dreams,
he is looking
for his
missing rib, Miss Right, the wife of
his youth, mother of his unborn
children,blab la bla.
He is looking for that one-in-a-
millio n girl who will be virtuous,
obedient, neat, pretty,
exposed,religio­us, and well
brought up.
But the problem is; how many
men can boast of half of these
qualities they so much desire in
women? You want a good wife
but you are a potential bad
husband.
Your woman must not even say hi
to a man but you have numerous
babes. You are in a
hurry to beat King Solomon’s
record of 300 wives and 700
concubines but your wife
must not receive even one call
from another man except you.
Hmmm One chance na aim
be your case. You do not have a
job or a trade or even a skill but
you want to toast the classiest
babes in town and you can’t
understand why they are turning
you down since you are the finest
boy in town. Meaning; na fine
dem go
chop?
If dem ask you which job you deƔ
do, you go say you be footballer,
but you still deƔ
football academy at the age of 34
and Messi is your role model. You
no go go learn
carpentry? Abi you enter once
chance?
Small time you go say you be
artiste, but you no fit play even a
single instrument only to dey
shout yea yea uhorn uhorn dj give
me track 2, no no give me track
4… U̶̲̥̅ no go go develop
yourself?
Your fiancée’s mother chased you
out of the house,why not? When
you are still dressing like Wizkid at
the age of 35. You
complain she dresses anyhow
when your own jeans is skin tight
and only covers half of
your bum bum exposing your
dirty boxers and you call it swag.
Why will she agree to kiss
you when your mouth always
smells of cigarette and cheap
booze like ogogoro, goskolo,
aloma, and all those other
chemical concoctions sold cheaply
in dark corners.
Today you want yellow girl,
tomorrow you want chocolate,
then you want tall, dark, fair,
lepa,orobo, you can’t seem to
make up your mind.
You have been dating a girl for 8
years and you still have the guts
to tell her you are not sure if she
is one for you. After 8 years? Why
are you
wasting her time? Look if you
don’t want to propose to her
abeg give chance make
another serious bobo enter her
life, abi you want make she reach
menopause before you
propose?
You keep looking for Miss Right
but are you taking steps to make
yourself Mr. Right? It is easy for
men to say ladies are
materialistic, or they love money,
or they are
money conscious, but put yourself
in their
fathers’ shoes; will you allow your
daughter marry a jobless loafer?
Instead of sitting
down in one place and regretting
how one rich guy stole your
woman away with his money get
up and hustle. Ladies don’t look
for handsome men, they look for
men with handsome pockets and
bright
future. Guy get up and try getting
rich, legitimately. You keep
smoking, drinking,
womanizing, clubbing, and
keeping late nights and you keep
telling her you will
change when you both get
married.
Hmmm ladies, if he is doing it
now before your very eyes, he will
do I̶̲̥̅̊t even more when you marry
him.
After disvirgining 10 girls in your
lifetime, you are still looking for a
virgin to marry.
Who dash monkey banana? You
must reap what you sow. You no
wan marry but you are
a member of Professional
Association of Men
in Suit. How that babe go agree to
marry you when you still ƌƐƔ live
for your papa house,
still dey chop your mama food, still
dey beg your sister for transport
money, and still dey beg your
friends to transfer N50 to your
phone so that you can give her
missed call. 24 hours a day you
are on facebook or twitter or 2go
while your fellow men are
hustling and you still think the
babes will answer you when
you call?
You will spend 90 minutes
watching football match
played in faraway Europe by men
half your age and spend the next
2hours shouting up
blues! Or up Man U! or Gunners
for life! Or up Barca, up Madrid,
You shall not walk alone.
You were supposed to have spent
those valuable hours hustling
instead of just
spending your coins to watch
other people hustling. Remember
time waits for nobody.
For those bad boys wey wan
marry good girls, una don enter
one chance,because the good
girls are also looking for good
guys with a bright future and
solid prospect to marry.
You’d better buckle up now guys
if you want to marry the lady of
your wildest dreams or else you
will just end up marrying an old
lady who is ready to marry just
any rog and even sponsor
wedding and buy your suit and
shoes, and of course your rights
will be
limited in that arranges marriage.
To whom it may concern

ℓ̊ learnt that.......it seems wen we all die we'll turn to snake then we go cum get wife/husband!  

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Confirm!!! ℓ̊ been dey suspect too º°˚oOo˚°º ......E be like say Wale Adenuga don join dis page º°˚oOo˚°º

Abi.....for ur mind now γ☺µ dey feel like lekpacious Bose??? Shey?.....dat one self dey!

GBAM!!! Now γ☺µ don dey confess......ℓ̊ no from d first day say na scammer γ☺µ be!!! Eeeew.....ur just too ugly for M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ liking.....oh God!! See ugliness in the highest order!!!

Jeeeezzz!!! See format º°˚oOo˚°º .......are you a learner? ​‎​A̶̲̥̅м̣̣̥̇̊‎​ very sure you are!  A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ ℓ̊ can bet γ☺µ are truly from ABAKALEKE! Well keep pretending......that one self dey!! Frenchie frenchie!!! LMAO.....and pls ℓ̊'ll like to ask you º°˚oOo˚°º .......wia γ☺µ born a blind lady??? Cos dat glass on ur face ehn! Chei...it's the only identity for blind ppl hia in Naija! But on a second though ehn.....ℓ̊ don't fink a blind person will type all dis jargons ur typing here! So ℓ̊ just fink ur a stupid, lunatic wanna - be fashion freak who don't know wen and wia sun glasses re used!

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If we are 'Super Chickens' then you guys are
'Sluggish Camels' -Peterside fires back at
Ivory Coast.
Former Nigerian goal keeper, Idah
Peterside has fired back at the Ivorian
national team, the Elephants for
calling the Super Eagles of Nigeria
'Super Chickens' few years back.
The ex-international star during an interactive
programme on Super Sport Monday said the
Ivorians went too far by calling the 'Giant of
Africa' chickens.
According to a visibly angry Peterside: "One thing
was that the Ivory Coast didn't respect us and
they paid dearly for it.
They thought they would beat Nigeria blue black
but the reverse was the case. If we are Super
Chickens, then they are Sluggish Camels because
they were too sluggish and were confused on the
pitch of play, he said.
Speaking further, the former Warri Wolves player
said ego and over confidence killed the Ivory
Coast players.
He voiced his conviction thus: "The Ivorians were
already talking of playing against Ghana in the
final while they have not beaten Nigeria. They
underrated our boys and we taught them soccer
lesson."
He however advised the Stephen Keshi's led team
not to overlook Mali in their next game, which
comes up on Wednesday.

A Zimbabwean woman who recently made
headlines of being the first to have sex, fall
pregnant and give birth within a space of
only 3 days was interviewed live on Radio
yesterday morning.
The woman, Mrs Moffat (first name withheld to
protect the identity of the baby in question), was
interviewed live on Radio Zimbabwe by a popular
and celebrated radio talk show host Tilda Moyo.
Mr and Mrs Moffat confirmed the miracle during
the radio programme as the woman narrated
what really took place. Sharing her testimony, Mrs
Moffat said she had normal menstrual periods
which ended on 15th November 2012. She
revealed that on 16 November the couple got
intimate, just like would do on any other day.
On the 18th of November 2012 when the couple
went to UFI Church, founded by flamboyant
preacher, Prophet Emmanuel Makandiwa, who,
during the service, prayed for female congregants
who had pregnancies with complications.
The woman said Prophet Makandiwa declared
that there would be a miracle pregnancy and
deliverance within a space of hours, days and
weeks and that is when Mrs Moffat began
experiencing some signs of labour pains on her
back and on the belly.
"When I started having these pains I was rushed
to doctors in town who prescribed me some
medication to buy at a local pharmacy. On our
way to Chitungwiza, where we stay, my husband
and I jumped into a kombi. That is when my
condition further deteriorated and my belly
miraculously ballooned. It instantly grew to the
size of a pregnant woman and both of us got
surprised," she said.
The mother of the miracle baby said they urged
the kombi driver to increase speed and rush them
to Chitungwiza Hospital.
"After narrating my signs and symptoms to a
nurse at the hospital, she instructed me to go
straight to the labour room. This shocked both
my husband and I. I later gave birth to a miracle
bouncing baby boy whom we named Emmanuel,"
she revealed.
Tilda asked if the couple had planned to have
have another baby and the woman had this to
say:
"We had not planned to have another baby
because we already had 2 children. However I
think the prophet's faith is the one that brought
this miracle," she said.
The miracle baby incident left the entire nation
dumbfounded after My Zimbabwe wrote on
Facebook about the spine-chilling development.
There were also reports that Prophet Makandiwa
walked into a mortuary and 10 dead people
miraculously resurrected, however My Zimbabwe
could not confirm these claims.
"Where on earth have you heard that? Even Jesus
himself, son of God who performed so many
miracles and was born of a virgin, had to endure
nine full months in His mother's womb. What kind
of a miracle is that where a woman gets pregnant
and gives birth within 3 days? There is no God
who responsible for such a miracle," said Tapiwa
Mujuru, a Methodist Church's former youth
leader.

Relatives of the woman who invited her
Christ Embassy Church members during the
funeral wake of her 15-year-old son in an
attempt to "resurrect" the boy have said
they have no problems with the church
after its leadership apologised over the
incident.
In an interview, a relative of the boy Tatenda Dick
said a three-member delegation, led by a Pastor
Glorious, visited the family to apologise following
an all-night vigil in which some members of the
church attempted to "resurrect" the boy. The
"resurrection" prayers were reportedly conducted
with the blessing of Tatenda's mother, Ms Germa
Machingauta.
"The church leader, Pastor Glorious, came with
his team and apologised to us. They told us what
they believed in and the reasons why their
members conducted the resurrection prayers.
They indicated to us that there were no satanist
motives and that their prayers were genuine, as
they attempted to bring back the boy to life. We
have understood them and accepted their
apology," said a relative, who chose not to be
named.
The relative said they respected freedom of
worship and beliefs and allowed the Christ
Embassy team to conduct their "resurrection"
prayers.
"When sister Germa (Ms Machingauta) told us
that she had received a phone call from her
church members to the effect that the boy would
resurrect, we were all puzzled, but we could not
stop her and her church members from
conducting their prayers, as it was to her best
interest," said the relative.
Efforts to get a comment from Pastor Glorious
were fruitless yesterday. When this reporter
visited the church offices along Main Street
yesterday morning, some of the church members
said Pastor Glorious was busy preparing for a
church service.
When this reporter visited the church offices later
in the day, he was also denied access to Pastor
Glorious, who was said to be busy giving
counselling sessions to other church members.
"Today is a busy day for Brother Glorious you can
leave your contact details. He will get in touch
with you, but not today," said a lady who was at
the front office.
Ms Machingauta refused to comment when
contacted.
"I will not comment any more over this. I have no
comment," she said
Meanwhile, a senior member of the Christ
Embassy Church who spoke to our news crew
described the move by three church members
who tried to pray for the resurrection of Tatenda
as being overzealous.
"These guys were just overzealous. It was a
matter of miscalculated faith. One of them was
supposed to receive an instruction from God
before they could go and conduct their prayers.
They were just clueless of whatever they were
doing. It was a trial and error," said the church
member.
Mourners were left speechless on Monday last
week when three pastors from Christ Embassy
Church went into a room where Tatenda's body
lay in state before they started conducting
"resurrection" prayers.
The prayers, which extended to Tuesday
morning, could, however, not yield any results, as
the boy was buried later in the afternoon. Only
close relatives attended the burial as the majority
of the mourners had dispersed because they
could not buy the "resurrection" story.

St. Valentine died 4love
Romeo also died 4 love
Jack in titanic died 4 love
Samson in d Bible died 4 love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love &
even Jesus Christ died 4 love...
Wetin !! ?? Haba !!!
Where are the women?
Una no sabi die?
Abi na only gift Una sabi collect?
After Una go talk say boys no dey try.No Gift again
dis valentine unless una give us 10 names of
women wey die 4love.

A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊

How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
- A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
- Singlet & expect iPad 2?
- Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or
nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at
KFC or Chicken Republic?
Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB)
says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh.
- Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.
- Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
-If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
-She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to
tie her natural hair.
-If she shows up at your door empty- handed,
tune your Tv to NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't
let her watch your subscribed cable (no free
thing).
-If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an
expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.
-She gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous
rock from Olumo(all na nature),
Happy Val in advance