If i were a gurl i wil alwyz tell him to keep on...

That was the confession of a lady.
I've been trying to win Mary's love
for almost 6 months without sucess.

Some time last month i saw her with
a friend of hers and i talked to the babe
without wasting time, she accepted me.

OMO we don dey do and Mary dey vex.
Yesterday, she told me... I was interested
but i wanted to do small shakara.

she wants me to leave her and follow her.

Should i do it or forget both of them?

It's not his wealth which disturbs,but the other things!
If the wealth makes a guy act like an animal, then he should throw it away, but that's not really so!

Fine boy, is you purse fine too?

In our everyday relationship, we come face to face with different type of people.....I was just wondering, would you prefer an 'OK, I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO' type of person who wouldnt do anything or a 'NO, I CANT HELP YOU' kind of person?

Put rather differently, do you prefer a diplomatic type of person or a blunt person?.......Why do prefer such a person?

Lock d gate on stray goats and beat it to death

There was a time i went 2 stay wif my mum's friend......so there was dis they she was going out(my mum's friend)so she wanted me 2 help her look after her daughter & there neice so we were all there & we started experimenting wif drinks......so den i must have recommended somefin or let's call it a dare i can't really remember wat we mixed but i remember dat ketchup was involved..... so the gurls tried it maybe i did i can't remember anywayz d part was dat they got sick from d drink & remember i was meant 2 be looking after dem (i can remember now they were vommiting or somfin )so when the mother came bck it was like i was in trouble i tried 2 tell her not 2 tell her mum but unfortunatelly she did cause she was sick she had 2....then d thing dat pissed me off was dat her big headed sister came over & was like o mum next tyme just ring me up don't leave her wif people or wateva somEfin like dat! arghh!

It wasn't even funny i hate being looked down as the bad 1 & u know how responsibility was put on me anyhow sha we all learn.

p.s i don't think i was as young as primary i was always a gud child.

i urinated on the bed and before it was dawn i removed my cloth and washed immediately and i pushed my lil sis to my side where the urine was and lay on her side that was dry.. when it was morning i told my mum "MUMMYYYYY I DID NOT piss ITS JOYCE DAT PISS ON THE BED... and her cloth was wet. she had to wash the shhets and took the foam outside

there was this crazy stuff i did back then and each time i remember it i just couldn't help laughing out loud.....

we use to have this very harsh female teach that likes picking on the students and she like shakara die.  i was not feeling too well one day like that and didn't even knew when i dosed off in the class room. she just came in and wipe my back with her cane. i became extremely angry and planed to get back... and since my sit was very close to her table i waited 4 her and just when she was about to sit i pull back her chair and she hit the floor exposing her undies.... gosh u need to see the noise as the whole class erupted with joy and laughter cos almost everyone dislikes her with a passion.

well needless to say cos i got punished though.
but then,  the damage had bn done....  it was so crazy and funny too.....lol

eyaa the innocent dude was just beaten up like that, hope u apologized to him?

lol

my mom stimmed lots of fish to cook enough food that would last for days and left to the farm, so i ate have of the fish and rub my hands on my brother's shirt, when she got home, i denied everything and gave her my bros shirt, she beat tha hell out of him. but i regret it.

i was given money for asprin....i came back with a leather full of ice-cream..see beating!

I wrote a letter dat armed robbers will come and rob and pasted it at d door of our tenant. dat month they ran to their village

  , No, I still dey enter camp. hehehe
how body!?

no be me and u bin dey baf for rain dos dqys? with our green  white green pant... i no no u to be ajeh ooooo

I enjoyed playing under the rain though i know i will be flogged for it

They were so numerous and if i should start counting them
It will become Season Movies Like smallville.
I was someone that hates the company of ladies while i was in school.
I made fighting my hobby while i was in school and so most of my friends built confidence
in me and no one dares touch my friends.I was like a hero cos my mate never floored me.
My greatest fear was My Dad then.Cos he beats me when i'm wrong as if he wasn't my true father.
Never knowing it was for my own good until i become of age.
   Also I used to bath with ladies then,never knowing such life will end someday.Also I played
alot with milk after taking tea for breakfast.I will sneak back to where the milk was kept and pack some quantity
into my mouth and when i am caught i will deny and lie that it was garri and not milk  and were also given the beaten of my life for lying.Childhood was interesting and at thesame time sad.