U're on a crowded bus when u suddenly realize u need 2 fart.D music is really loud, so u time ur farts with d beat.U let go about 5 strong & loud ones back to back:&. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down & that's when you remember.. U've been listening to ur iPod the whole time,LOL.