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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WORTH BEAUTY IS DIS??FEEL DIS! |
on: 8-01-2008 02:03 AM
| YESTERDAY SUN GIRL!!! any girl for dis network wa fine reach dis beauty queen my sister mak d person let me know by putting her hand up............Name: Efetaiyobor EdiriSTATE: Delta PROFESSION: Student LIKES: Honesty DISLIKES: Dishonesty Phone: 08086781091 Email: [email protected] or [email protected] U can mail her on any of dis email address u are seeing dere...............Kmart....LG..... if she`s ready for a one night stand | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Worst Pick Up lines |
on: 8-01-2008 01:55 AM
| a typical nigerian once came up to me and wanna get to know me.....he told me that he is from South Africa.....and i just ask him..."How Far".....he was so shocked and told me....."are u nigerian....?" *so stupid* ooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppppppppppssssssssssssssssssssssss. | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST NIGHT LIKE? |
on: 8-01-2008 01:32 AM
| lol fine boy i guess you are lying cos no virgin guy rides on and on when having the first sex. its a fact and i guess you faking. the firstsex of a virgin guy doesnt last up to two minutes or even one in some cases even if he was being forced by the girl. unless you where stinking drunk and didnt know that a girl was learning you.
if that had happen to u on your first night then u are a 5 - minutes man.girls beware. | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST NIGHT LIKE? |
on: 8-01-2008 01:28 AM
| EWO! fineboy, plzzzzzzzzzzzz say more my ears re itchin, cnt wait 4 more gist...........................even if u dey lie 2 impress us, we won't mine........lol , bt did this happen in 9ja? u dont even believe me so why bother to tell ur itchin` ears the rest. | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 23 ways to make (a) your girl smile |
on: 8-01-2008 12:50 AM
| Aight, having problems with ur babe?....no problem try these, if she doesn't smile at the end of the 23rd tip...run.... Hold ur shoes and fly....runaway..
1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous(not fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead/ neck.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10 . Play with her hair...
11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16 . Give her piggyback rides.
17 . Bring her flowers
18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
21 . Kiss her in the rain.
22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
23. Play a song for her most likely on a guitar. [/quot
IT WONT EVER WORK FOR S NIGERIAN GIRL.MERE SAYING ANY OF THOSE TO HER.SHE IMMEDIATELY THINKS OF SEX. | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST NIGHT LIKE? |
on: 6-01-2008 06:03 PM
| okay vixen.we kissed from a friendly conversation and i get to her Bosom ,where i love most in a woman,and she gave me that sexy moan u know.then things started getting under way.b4 i could say hey she got at my zip and went straight to my cock.pple pasing couldnt figure out what she was doing but i was in deep pleasure as she roll her tongue over my biggggggggg dick.i almost went crazy you know for the first time.i only have to control myself as pple around may get to catch us and i wasnt prepared to let that happen so it wont spoil the fun.she went at it for a while and then she slow pull her panty and scroll up her bikinis sat on my cock while i sucked her boobs.and on and on it went until i exploded inside her.am glad though she didnt come back to tell me she`s missed her period. | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: i can`t seem to understand |
on: 6-01-2008 05:50 PM
| @ fineboy...if you live in the part of the world some of us live in, you will understand why you can not just jump on just any offer to meet someone at a said place. with time, a friendship can develop to such level where u might be able to meet someone at a Starbucks or a public place, but don't expect any decent woman to just on your first few offers.
my beautiful vixen puts it well, the cyber world is a faceless world...its not real! there are too many psychos in the real world.
you are right man but the fact still remains that real things can happen out of the cyber world.faceless it`s understand and one doesnt have to jump at any offer to meet that`s cool as well but i still hang out with the idea that real friendship can be made.i`ve had one but it wasnt easy though | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / i can`t seem to understand |
on: 6-01-2008 05:16 PM
| am still wondering why people who probably live in the same town are always afraid to meet in the real world after meeting and making good friendship on naijapals.can anyone offer me an answer? | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How to tame your partner with question |
on: 6-01-2008 03:25 PM
| or start seducing him and believe me the truth will come out..........
Vixen i promise u if u do that to me i`ll just phyuk the hell of u and still tell the lies if i have to.so no point for that.just tell your man to own up and tell u the truth. | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / how foolish can one get? |
on: 6-01-2008 03:07 PM
| How foolish can a man get? An impossible question, of course. For one thing, how do we calibrate foolishness? And there is another question even more piercing: how do we define foolishness? | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Worst Pick Up lines |
on: 6-01-2008 03:04 PM
| i haven`t had one though but i`ve heard some guys say things that scare the girls off.stuff like `i will give you anything just accept me?` but really can there be love at first sight? Myragonza i understand ur point but there are some good real love at first sight. | | |
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Forum / Forum Games / Re: Verse of a poem |
on: 6-01-2008 02:35 PM
| Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation, I have a strong indication to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation examination (no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation) .
What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion; To remain victim of your fascination. | | |
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Forum / Forum Games / Re: Verse of a poem |
on: 6-01-2008 02:34 PM
| My eyes beheld a sky one night, It seems so long ago, A perfectly painted portrait, Be-speckled with blue and gold.
As I sit and ponder more, It strikes me that you were there, And it was truly your simple beauty, That gave the stars their perfect glare.
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Forum / Forum Games / Re: Verse of a poem |
on: 6-01-2008 02:33 PM
| I'll carry you to peaceful waters here, a place of comfort, free from all your fear.
Rock you in my loving arms so warm, taking you away, from shadows torn.
Sleep upon my Bosom , a calm embrace, where starlight glitters on my silk and lace | | |
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Forum / Forum Games / Re: LOVE |
on: 6-01-2008 02:27 PM
| Love is the magical ingredient that no scientist has ever been able to isolate,the yeast that can transform a friendship into love,marriage and family. | | | |