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1	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Second Phone Conversation Between Farouk Lawan and Femi Otedola [Audio Inside]	on: 4-07-2012 01:23 PM
Quote from: evzai00 on 3-07-2012 09:35 PM Matthew 5:25 Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. that's Christianity 4u Jail Idiots [/q mathew 5:25 said so, let me explain to u what that verson means, it mean that u ve to settle with the person u thought he/she is ur enemy for example if u had qurel with ur brother or anybody, and u know u re guilty try make peace with him ask for forgiveness before he will report u or take u to court. So that verson did not tell u to collect bribe. ok so if u don’t understand my bible u better stop reading it before fire will descend on u, idiot stop turning my bible upside down u pig

2	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The angry Landlord...	on: 8-09-2011 03:05 PM
una no go kill me 4 laugh here

3	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship.	on: 18-08-2011 04:39 PM
Quote from: oset801 on 18-08-2011 03:01 AM Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her). U smile too much when u see my father/mother! U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart). Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off).. I am nw born again and so we cnt go on. U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there). Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer). D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen). just laughing, too funny though! and me too. i don laugh tire here. water plssssssssssssssssssssssssss

4	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Woman Kills Husband For Forgetting Her Birthday	on: 18-08-2011 04:11 PM
just bcs he 4got her Birthday. is too bad

5	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Boko Haram/Robbers Strike Again, Bomb Police Station In Bauchi (Page 2)	on: 17-08-2011 12:52 PM
wonders shall never end 4 dis 9ja.

6	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Hubby looking widow	on: 13-07-2011 12:31 PM
Imeooooooooooooooooooo e bi like say the thing long well well oooooo

7	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / IGBO SENCE	on: 13-07-2011 12:21 PM
girl sent sms to her luv; if u re sleeping, send me dream; if u re laughing, send ur laugh; if u re crying rend me ur tears; if u re eating send me ur food; if u re using ur ATM send me the money the IBO boy replied i dey for toilet

8	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Make her scream..	on: 13-07-2011 12:17 PM
POSTER, RE U SURE U RE NOT ONE OF THEM?

9	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: cure for AIDS	on: 13-07-2011 11:59 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa is funny

10	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: How to propose to a girl. (Page 2)	on: 11-07-2011 12:20 PM
over to guys

11	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: beat up in church	on: 11-07-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: soki4real on 11-07-2011 02:08 AM Quote from: stephen153 on 9-07-2011 07:15 PM lemix ur own na pb4 , u no get brain niii u no know say Stephen don tey for this naipals. he join this naijapals when he was 11 years old. he knows in and out in this room. lol

12	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 32 Years Old Man Attempts To Rape Neighbour’s Wife	on: 11-07-2011 08:35 AM
Quote from: osas83 on 9-07-2011 02:29 PM they should kill him and then rape his sisters and mother why will they kill him? did he murder her. what they ve to do is to give him punishment, next time he will not try such again

13	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: No proof of income, dump him or flow with it?	on: 11-07-2011 08:22 AM
let the girl talk to him, let him know that yahoo job is not a job, what if EFCC caught him while he has got married to u. what will she do. think twice everyday for the thief one day for the owner.

14	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / see bribe	on: 25-06-2011 10:24 AM
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you 15,000 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a 15,000 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a 15,000 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

15	Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Breaking;Omawumi megbele welcomes babygirl	on: 21-06-2011 02:02 PM
thank God

16	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: A no fit Shout!!! Jerusalem rabbis 'condemn dog to death by stoning'	on: 21-06-2011 01:49 PM
lollllllllllllllll i no fit laugh

17	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Love Letters	on: 10-06-2011 01:44 PM
Quote from: teeco on 9-06-2011 11:15 PM Quote from: nametalkam on 9-06-2011 11:03 PM hehehhe see letter E BE LIKE SAY U STILL DEY WRITE THIS KIND LETTER NOW. LOL

18	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 2 pregnant women, 7 toddlers, 12 others die in auto crash	on: 10-06-2011 01:33 PM
the way people died this days baffles me alot. may their soul rest in peace. amen

19	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Love Letters	on: 10-06-2011 01:31 PM
that one na old time lettr. now u can use phone or internet to write love letter

20	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Corpers Again - 5 kidnapped	on: 10-06-2011 01:22 PM
Quote from: Victor9 on 9-06-2011 09:30 AM NO PLACE LIKE HOME IS WHAT ADAGE SAYS,BUT IN SITUATION LIKE ALL WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN MY COUNTRY WE NIGERIANS REALLY CONFUSED ANYTIME WE READ NEWS LIKE THIS,I DIDNT KNOW MAYBE THERE IS NO ENOUGH SECURITY AGENT OR ARE THEY AMOUNG THOSE CRIMINALS OR WHAT?GOD HAVE MERCY IN OUR FATHERLAND na wetin obi do naa?

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