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Date: 25-06-2011 10:24 am (12 years ago) | Author: joy uche
- at 25-06-2011 10:24 AM (12 years ago)
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you 15,000 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a 15,000 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a 15,000 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

Posted: at 25-06-2011 10:24 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 25-06-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 25-06-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 25-06-2011 10:46 AM (12 years ago)
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dis soke again?
Posted: at 25-06-2011 10:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 25-06-2011 10:54 AM (12 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 25-06-2011 10:54 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sandra-marbel at 25-06-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
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well its still funny
Posted: at 25-06-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 25-06-2011 12:00 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 25-06-2011 12:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-06-2011 12:06 PM (12 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 25-06-2011 12:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Splendidndy at 25-06-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago)
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HMMMMM
Posted: at 25-06-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 25-06-2011 03:33 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 25-06-2011 03:33 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rayspeed at 25-06-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 25-06-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 25-06-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago)
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life trap Shocked
Posted: at 25-06-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 25-06-2011 11:46 PM (12 years ago)
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highest bida
Posted: at 25-06-2011 11:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 26-06-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 26-06-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 26-06-2011 07:31 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin dey smell naa wey u dey do hmmm Huh?
Posted: at 26-06-2011 07:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 26-06-2011 07:34 PM (12 years ago)
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na the money dey smell oh
Posted: at 26-06-2011 07:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 27-06-2011 06:42 AM (12 years ago)
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b4
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- jeffrey4u at 27-06-2011 07:08 AM (12 years ago)
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i see
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- MilleniumMan at 27-06-2011 07:45 AM (12 years ago)
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Pb4 and not even funny.
Posted: at 27-06-2011 07:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 27-06-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
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