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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 16-06-2009 07:59 AM

Eyes that look are common, eyes that see are rare.

J. Oswald Sanders
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 15-06-2009 09:06 PM
Quote from: vint on 15-06-2009 08:45 PM
Marital Vow:"To love and to cherish,in sickness and in earth,till death do us part, Amen!"

in sickness and earth?Huh?
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 15-06-2009 07:02 PM
I don\'t believe that love can die... It happens only when it wasn\'t a real one...
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Salty jokes on: 14-06-2009 02:06 PM
Dear Tech Support:

Three years ago, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall option doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

KEEP READING!!!
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Salty jokes on: 14-06-2009 02:05 PM
Hi!
I would like us to post here interesting jokes, which can teach us something. No dirty ones, please!

Thanks in advance for understanding!
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 13-06-2009 03:08 PM
Sometimes life is not fair. But this doesn't give you reason to be unfair
7  Forum / Naijapals / Why I can't start new topic in RELIGION section? on: 11-06-2009 10:29 AM
Thanks for answering
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: frends are choosen for different reasons..why do u choose urs? on: 11-06-2009 10:23 AM
@ poster
I think that friends are given for support and care for each other, for fun and for crying in their shoulders. And it is important to BE a good friend not only to seek friends
9  Forum / Religion / Re: Who Created God? on: 9-06-2009 12:42 PM
Quote from: herdeysohjy on  6-06-2009 11:03 PM
I do imagine this question within myself as God is the creator of all things, I do imagine who created him?

This is a question of a God-seeking person.

As I studied theology at the seminary, we were told that God is not created. He always existed. It is difficult to understand to us, humans, who always see only limited things, with the beginning and the end.

One encouraging question still is in my mind. Would He be God, if He would be created by someone more supreme? No. So, I am glad my God is NR.1 in all things. And even if I don't understand many facts about Him, still, I am glad that I don't understand some things about Him... Or many things.. This really makes Him being God! Otherwise, what a God is That, Who can be totally comprehented by a limited mind. Still, He encourages us to know Him. This sharpens our minds, our personalities, our lives.

Good job with the question!
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 9-06-2009 12:21 PM
The first and best victory is to conquer self."
~ Plato

"Discipline is the refining fire by which talent becomes ability."
~ Roy L. Smith

"The individual who wants to reach the top in business must appreciate the might and force of habit. He must be quick to break those habits that can break him - and hasten to adopt those practices that will become the habits that help him achieve the success he desires."
~ Jean Paul Getty

"Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly."
~ Julie Andrews
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: can i love a man via the internet? on: 27-05-2009 12:52 AM
Quote from: ivymood on 19-05-2009 03:00 PM
i met a guy via the internet, we got chatting and i fell in love with him now he is asking for my hand in marriage, can i go ahead or back out?


I think that as fast he got to say that, that fast he will change his mind. A decision to marry is a serious one, and not made easily... In my opinion, it is only emotions... sparkles... Take time to see what happens to his emotions... Still, there is a need for time and meetings to decide about being together for real. Good luck and take care of your heart, as it is the main treasure you posess.
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: gud morning in your language on: 27-05-2009 12:46 AM
DOBROYE UTRO -in Russian
Buna Dimineatza in romanian
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 27-05-2009 12:45 AM
It's dangerous2trust God.He might not consider a blessings what we expect from Him as blessing.We might get disappointed. Still, it deserves
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 25-05-2009 08:30 PM
Sometimes we don't even comprehent what a blessing is a loss of something, we were treasuring.
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 16-05-2009 07:00 PM
Quote from: anonymous2 on 16-05-2009 05:21 PM
Quote from: liuba on  9-11-2008 09:32 PM
Write your owns, quotate others, give your opinions. Everybody's welcome!

guide ur heart dilligently cos out of it flows life issues

That's Bible, Proverbs! Amazing advice!
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 16-05-2009 04:47 PM
there is a huge difference between accepting things and approving them
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 16-05-2009 04:45 PM
Quote from: buzzy on 16-05-2009 02:46 PM
A life spend with a mistake is more honoured and cherised than a life spend with nothing.

thanks. I like it
18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 15-05-2009 11:43 PM
Sometimes patience is foolish
19  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 1-03-2009 10:20 PM
Quote from: usmanfunmi on 16-01-2009 04:45 PM

"One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water
helps to swell the ocean; a spark of fire helps to
give light to the world. None are too small, too
feeble, too poor to be of service. Think of this
and act."



"There are two primary choices in life: to accept
conditions as they exist, or accept the
responsibility for changing them."
Denis Waitley


"Be careful the environment you choose for it will
shape you; be careful the friends you choose for
you will become like them."



"You will become as small as your controlling desire;
as great as your dominant aspiration."




AWESOME!

GREAT JOB!

THANKS ALOT!
20  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Let's share our favorite quotations. on: 1-03-2009 10:18 PM
Quote from: liuba on  1-03-2009 10:16 PM
noone comes to your life, totally fitting perfectly you desires and expectations. Still, love means ability to put them aside, and to see what a person really is and to invest yourself in that person's growth and wellbeing, no matter how much it cost you and now matter how much time and effort it takes
Author - Dr. Luke aka Me   Wink Cheesy Grin
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