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181  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Payment for rent of "apartment" on: 27-05-2010 09:00 AM
Quote from: eteakumagba on 15-05-2010 11:16 AM
Omg!!!! I am just coming back from church, cos i went for confession, now i got to go back. lol

Abeg make una tell me when you are going back make we enter confession box together and make we confess together at the same time......


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182  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: How to get a man to smile for a camera !!!! on: 27-05-2010 08:58 AM
Just passing and coughing ......


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183  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If women rule the world, what would have happened to men??????? on: 27-05-2010 08:57 AM


Why no woman talk for all these accusations and counter accusations, abi dem dey fear to defend themselves?Huh?


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184  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Brain Quiz !!!! on: 27-05-2010 08:47 AM
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 26-05-2010 05:52 PM
14..14.. see how you dey vibrate like fowl wen rain beat_
You forget say na Funnyhub be this where anything can happen...
You demanded for interpretation and now you dey vibrate like Vibrator_
ARE U A MAN OR A WOMAN?  ITS ALL A JOKE AND YOU OF ALL PEOPLE IS SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT BY NOW____
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Capt.Braks has spoken
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Hi pal, all na joke, I no vex, if you read very well, all na still joke, I a biblica person, sun no dey set pass my anger....

One love ma brother... Na those ladies I dey talk to. dem like to mention my kilishi in everything dey say,

I beg tell them if dem wan see am make them collect my phone number. All this BOJUBOJU no go helep the,.

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185  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 8 Qualities of a Good Husband !!!! on: 27-05-2010 08:43 AM


A real man must not lack two things at the same time as a popular saying goes.

If a man does have KUDI (money) then he must to have KUNDI(Doyonprinyong --Big Prick). Otherwise, na another man go dey sandpaper hin wife for am.

Women can take either, money of the other one.. But if a man lacks both, he must comit suicide voluntarily !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That one is not negotiable...

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186  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What goes to Heaven first? on: 27-05-2010 08:40 AM
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 26-05-2010 05:14 PM
NO! I GO TO HEAVEN FIRST BEFORE MY D**K

Unfortunatley, ya di*k is the favourite candidate here !!!!!

Sorry, better luck next time !!!!

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187  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Some Funny Quotes !!!!! on: 27-05-2010 08:39 AM


The dangling of a man's scrotum does not guarantee that it is going to drop !!!!!!!

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188  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Divorce rates are lower in families where husbands help out with the housework on: 26-05-2010 08:59 PM


Divorce rates are lower in families where husbands help out with the housework, shopping and childcare, according to a study of 3,500 British couples published Tuesday. Skip related content
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Couples where men do housework are less likely to divorce
Enlarge photo .The research by the London School of Economics (LSE), entitled "Men's Unpaid Work and Divorce", found that the more husbands helped out, the lower the incidence of divorce.

The study said its conclusions blew open the theory running since the 1960s that marriages were most stable when men focused on paid work and women were responsible for housework.

"The lowest-risk combination is one in which the mother does not work and the father engages in the highest level of housework and childcare," the study found.

Researcher Wendy Sigle-Rushton said economists have spent much time examining and trying to explain the link between women going to work and divorce rates.

"However, in doing so, they have paid very little attention to the behaviour of men. This research... suggests that fathers' contribution to unpaid work at home stabilises marriage regardless of mothers' employment status," she said.

The study analysed married couples who had their first child in 1970, a time when most mothers of young children stayed at home.

"The results suggest that the risk of divorce among working mothers, while greater, is substantially reduced when fathers contribute more to housework and childcare," she said.


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189  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Brain Quiz !!!! on: 26-05-2010 05:43 PM
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 26-05-2010 04:48 PM
14...are still alright cos that DOG that bite you has RABIES

I don't like this at all (fuming and angry)... Why is every1 using my kilishi to make joke now.. You no even get respect for ma manhood. I no like am at all.

Wetin I asked you be say make you interprete wetin you see for that pics, abi this Johnson resemble my own?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??

Abeg,  has any1 seen a cock before, all ladies stood up on NP forum !!!!!, On no maybe you don't understand, I mean has any1 see any cock that does not belong to her on this forum Huh?? (all the ladies raised up their hands)  !!!!!!  Oh no maybe you dont understand what I meant, has any1 seen my cock here on this forum Huh? (all ladies both married and unmarried raised ther hands and evn stood up !!! Ooohhh no....


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190  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 8 Qualities of a Good Husband !!!! on: 26-05-2010 02:53 PM
Quote from: iphie on 26-05-2010 02:28 PM
dis unrepented sinner, so na dis u dey do u kip me 4 house with 18 childen, u beta get ur self home now b4 i reveal ur secret

According to bible Chapter 120 verse 206, I read "Every man has sinned, and has fallen short of their repsonsibilities both at home and outside, but the grace has covered us all"  Can I hear amen to that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iphie, why now, you be baby factory??? How you go open ya eyes and some1 go give you belle for 18 children?Huh? He drug you before doing it or na the thing dey sweet you passs..

I like ya confession shal.. I have passed ya comment to dady SUKUMA....

He is busy wiv another woman, I will let him know as soon as he done with the people on the line...

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191  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Brain Quiz !!!! on: 26-05-2010 02:49 PM
Quote from: iphie on 26-05-2010 02:32 PM
simply put. 14 dey show dog two bone, 1 4 up 1 4 down, 14 carry up bone look babe, dog smater dan 14 follow down bone and chew hard

You are not serious ..... Wetin ya eyes go look for down sef !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you look at a man below the belt, that one na fowl play be that and na serious infringement against you...

You must to look eye to eye Huh?

Lest I forget, wetin be that size of ya bra sef Huh? Na presibitarian or salvation Army Huh?Huh?

Confess now before I go show everyone here for live !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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192  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A date in Lion's den !!!! on: 26-05-2010 02:46 PM
Quote from: iphie on 26-05-2010 02:37 PM
so nobody notice say d guy resemble 14:14, ok o, i no go talk

Iphie,

Don't patronise me. Where have you been hiding. Na you I still dey wait for why I never marry !!!!!!

My main worry for this man is that hin prick no go follow am go home today with all these SAMURAI swords !!!!! My the soul of his prick rest in piece ...


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193  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 8 Qualities of a Good Husband !!!! on: 26-05-2010 01:34 PM
Quote from: DEBBYREAL on 19-02-2010 02:05 PM
14incs u get those qualities wen u talk ? lol

Yes of course, you wan see am for confirmation Huh? Then see me for camera make I show you my colour !!!!!!!


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194  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Brain Quiz !!!! on: 26-05-2010 01:29 PM
Quote from: solid_solid on 21-05-2010 02:32 PM
14 inches ........  wetin u put there that u want us to download? ..... b/cos my system no dey allow unpresidented files and virus 

Then protect you pc with anti-virus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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195  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A date in Lion's den !!!! on: 26-05-2010 01:27 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 20-05-2010 09:35 PM
When you go to shag a woman in her matrimonial house, no one knows the end.

See attched. Only God knows the ned of this...



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for those of you who still practise this kind of thingy in Nigeria, my message to you is to desist from that. Haba, why married women if you must to play around??? There are lots of nice looking singles around that are willing and ready.

Stop following another man's prperty. It doesn't always end well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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196  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What goes to Heaven first? on: 26-05-2010 01:24 PM
Seriously speaking, if you ask me, I think it is ur B**bs or Pr*ck that goes to heaven first !!!!!

Don't ask me why because you are not going to like my answer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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197  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake !!!! on: 26-05-2010 01:22 PM
Quote from: AskGod on 26-05-2010 06:19 AM
"Reach one, teach one"

Perhaps the lines below are good to share.While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son Picked a stone and scratched lines on the side of the Car.In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father...with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'The Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.Devastated by his own actions, and sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches,the child had written ‘’LOVE YOU DAD’’.The next day that man committed suicide! Anger and Love have no limits, but choose the latter to Have a beautiful and lovely life.Things are to be used and people are to be loved, but the problem in today's world is that, people are used and things are loved.




Huuunnn, nice one. You must be a preacher !!!! WHERE IS YA CHURCH,
MR PASTOR???

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198  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! on: 24-05-2010 12:13 AM
Quote from: luvvy on 20-05-2010 05:33 PM
A professional girlfriend is nided very urgent,plis aply within.
QUALIFICATION:ND,HND, BSc.PHd.
COMPLEXION:Black,Grey,Semi Blue, albino..
EXPERIENCE:Minimum of 10yrs sex experience,
REQUIRMENT:birth certificate,big front and back{yall kno dat}
NOTE:Interview will take place at house{masterbedroom 3, K/m 4 kin, sexy bus st...op}
TIME: 12:00am to 05:30am starting from tomorrow,offer last till thy kingdom come..don't miss it

You want some people for money rituals Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

OPC dey look for you ooooo


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199  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Some Flirting tips !!!!! on: 24-05-2010 12:10 AM
Quote from: Miss_precious on 22-05-2010 02:58 PM
Quote from: kesterjoe on 21-05-2010 10:48 PM
14- inches, u must be a flirt.
Nice one thou

he is a great flirt Tongue Tongue

For God's sake, How you come know say I be great flirt?Huh? Abi you don try am before Huh?Huh??? Abi na imagination???

Please no give dog bad name in order to kill it pepper soup jare, I be proper born again !!!!

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200  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What goes to Heaven first? on: 23-05-2010 11:21 PM
Quote from: leekside on 22-05-2010 09:00 PM
i love u men, kip i up !!!

You love men abi wetin you talk now now Huh? Abeg, na for God's hand my back-side dey... How you go love men Huh??

Are you that thing wee I no wan mention for here Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

Abeg, I go run commot before I start using pampers !!!!!


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