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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Payment for rent of "apartment" |
on: 27-05-2010 09:00 AM
| Omg!!!! I am just coming back from church, cos i went for confession, now i got to go back. lol
Abeg make una tell me when you are going back make we enter confession box together and make we confess together at the same time...... 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Brain Quiz !!!! |
on: 27-05-2010 08:47 AM
| 14..14.. see how you dey vibrate like fowl wen rain beat_ You forget say na Funnyhub be this where anything can happen... You demanded for interpretation and now you dey vibrate like Vibrator_ ARE U A MAN OR A WOMAN? ITS ALL A JOKE AND YOU OF ALL PEOPLE IS SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT BY NOW____ ___________________ Capt.Braks has spoken ---------------------------
Hi pal, all na joke, I no vex, if you read very well, all na still joke, I a biblica person, sun no dey set pass my anger.... One love ma brother... Na those ladies I dey talk to. dem like to mention my kilishi in everything dey say, I beg tell them if dem wan see am make them collect my phone number. All this BOJUBOJU no go helep the,. 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 8 Qualities of a Good Husband !!!! |
on: 27-05-2010 08:43 AM
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A real man must not lack two things at the same time as a popular saying goes.
If a man does have KUDI (money) then he must to have KUNDI(Doyonprinyong --Big Prick). Otherwise, na another man go dey sandpaper hin wife for am.
Women can take either, money of the other one.. But if a man lacks both, he must comit suicide voluntarily !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That one is not negotiable...
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Divorce rates are lower in families where husbands help out with the housework |
on: 26-05-2010 08:59 PM
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Divorce rates are lower in families where husbands help out with the housework, shopping and childcare, according to a study of 3,500 British couples published Tuesday. Skip related content Related photos / videos Couples where men do housework are less likely to divorce Enlarge photo .The research by the London School of Economics (LSE), entitled "Men's Unpaid Work and Divorce", found that the more husbands helped out, the lower the incidence of divorce.
The study said its conclusions blew open the theory running since the 1960s that marriages were most stable when men focused on paid work and women were responsible for housework.
"The lowest-risk combination is one in which the mother does not work and the father engages in the highest level of housework and childcare," the study found.
Researcher Wendy Sigle-Rushton said economists have spent much time examining and trying to explain the link between women going to work and divorce rates.
"However, in doing so, they have paid very little attention to the behaviour of men. This research... suggests that fathers' contribution to unpaid work at home stabilises marriage regardless of mothers' employment status," she said.
The study analysed married couples who had their first child in 1970, a time when most mothers of young children stayed at home.
"The results suggest that the risk of divorce among working mothers, while greater, is substantially reduced when fathers contribute more to housework and childcare," she said.
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Brain Quiz !!!! |
on: 26-05-2010 05:43 PM
| 14...are still alright cos that DOG that bite you has RABIES
I don't like this at all (fuming and angry)... Why is every1 using my kilishi to make joke now.. You no even get respect for ma manhood. I no like am at all. Wetin I asked you be say make you interprete wetin you see for that pics, abi this Johnson resemble my own? ? Abeg, has any1 seen a cock before, all ladies stood up on NP forum !!!!!, On no maybe you don't understand, I mean has any1 see any cock that does not belong to her on this forum ? (all the ladies raised up their hands) !!!!!! Oh no maybe you dont understand what I meant, has any1 seen my cock here on this forum (all ladies both married and unmarried raised ther hands and evn stood up !!! Ooohhh no.... 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 8 Qualities of a Good Husband !!!! |
on: 26-05-2010 02:53 PM
| dis unrepented sinner, so na dis u dey do u kip me 4 house with 18 childen, u beta get ur self home now b4 i reveal ur secret
According to bible Chapter 120 verse 206, I read "Every man has sinned, and has fallen short of their repsonsibilities both at home and outside, but the grace has covered us all" Can I hear amen to that !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Iphie, why now, you be baby factory??? How you go open ya eyes and some1 go give you belle for 18 children? He drug you before doing it or na the thing dey sweet you passs.. I like ya confession shal.. I have passed ya comment to dady SUKUMA.... He is busy wiv another woman, I will let him know as soon as he done with the people on the line... 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Brain Quiz !!!! |
on: 26-05-2010 02:49 PM
| simply put. 14 dey show dog two bone, 1 4 up 1 4 down, 14 carry up bone look babe, dog smater dan 14 follow down bone and chew hard
You are not serious ..... Wetin ya eyes go look for down sef !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you look at a man below the belt, that one na fowl play be that and na serious infringement against you... You must to look eye to eye Lest I forget, wetin be that size of ya bra sef Na presibitarian or salvation Army Confess now before I go show everyone here for live !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A date in Lion's den !!!! |
on: 26-05-2010 02:46 PM
| so nobody notice say d guy resemble 14:14, ok o, i no go talk
Iphie, Don't patronise me. Where have you been hiding. Na you I still dey wait for why I never marry !!!!!! My main worry for this man is that hin prick no go follow am go home today with all these SAMURAI swords !!!!! My the soul of his prick rest in piece ... 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Brain Quiz !!!! |
on: 26-05-2010 01:29 PM
| 14 inches ........ wetin u put there that u want us to download? ..... b/cos my system no dey allow unpresidented files and virus
Then protect you pc with anti-virus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A date in Lion's den !!!! |
on: 26-05-2010 01:27 PM
| When you go to shag a woman in her matrimonial house, no one knows the end.
See attched. Only God knows the ned of this...
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for those of you who still practise this kind of thingy in Nigeria, my message to you is to desist from that. Haba, why married women if you must to play around??? There are lots of nice looking singles around that are willing and ready. Stop following another man's prperty. It doesn't always end well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake !!!! |
on: 26-05-2010 01:22 PM
| "Reach one, teach one"
Perhaps the lines below are good to share.While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son Picked a stone and scratched lines on the side of the Car.In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father...with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'The Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.Devastated by his own actions, and sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches,the child had written ‘’LOVE YOU DAD’’.The next day that man committed suicide! Anger and Love have no limits, but choose the latter to Have a beautiful and lovely life.Things are to be used and people are to be loved, but the problem in today's world is that, people are used and things are loved.
Huuunnn, nice one. You must be a preacher !!!! WHERE IS YA CHURCH, MR PASTOR??? 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! |
on: 24-05-2010 12:13 AM
| A professional girlfriend is nided very urgent,plis aply within. QUALIFICATION:ND,HND, BSc.PHd. COMPLEXION:Black,Grey,Semi Blue, albino.. EXPERIENCE:Minimum of 10yrs sex experience, REQUIRMENT:birth certificate,big front and back{yall kno dat} NOTE:Interview will take place at house{masterbedroom 3, K/m 4 kin, sexy bus st...op} TIME: 12:00am to 05:30am starting from tomorrow,offer last till thy kingdom come..don't miss it
You want some people for money rituals OPC dey look for you ooooo 14_Inches | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Some Flirting tips !!!!! |
on: 24-05-2010 12:10 AM
| 14- inches, u must be a flirt. Nice one thou
he is a great flirt For God's sake, How you come know say I be great flirt? Abi you don try am before ?? Abi na imagination??? Please no give dog bad name in order to kill it pepper soup jare, I be proper born again !!!! 14_Inches | | | |