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41  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 42) on: 31-03-2011 06:34 PM
ALIAAZ, WETIN NA,YOU CARRY DICTIONARY NEAR BODY,WETIN B DS NA
Don't mind her shes jst bein ludicrous.
MAKE YOU TAKE AM EASY,IS JOKE WE ARE,HAHAHAHAHA
BUT JOKE APART,U B REGAE MUSICIAN?COS U RESEMBLE BOB MAYLEY
42  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 42) on: 31-03-2011 06:27 PM
I AM EJIFE SMART AND SHE IS PRINCESS SMART,WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED AND BLESSED WITH A LOVING SWEET DAUGHTER
JUST HAVING FUN,TO EASE THE MUSCLES AFTER 90 MINUTES OF RUNNING,FALLING AND STANDING,RUNNING AFTER THAT WHITE
LEATHER THAT DIDNT OFFEND YOU YET U KEEP KICKING IT,MAN NEED TO RELAX AND LAUGH

I REALLY HAD FUN HERE WITH MY WIFE,I LOVE YOU ALL THAT HAS CONTRIBUTED  TO THIS POST,GOOD AND BAD,WE LOVE YOU ALL
THANKS A MILLION,GRAZIE
43  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Introduction time. (Page 17) on: 31-03-2011 06:19 PM

    He dey Copy yu na 

KENNEE YOU GET MOUTH HAHAHAHAHA
U GET MOUTH,LETS GO THERE SABI MAN
44  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 41) on: 31-03-2011 06:08 PM
ALIAAZ,GO COLLECT SKERO,MK U HIGH MORE,ABI NA SEPE DEY MAKE U DRY LIKE MY GRAN MA FIRE WOOD,SEE U PDS TALKS
WELL I NO XPECT ANY GOOD AND MEANINGFUL THING FROM U
45  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 41) on: 31-03-2011 06:05 PM
noffin is coming after him,so he ll walk wif out looking back.

Your hussy uko.......i want am to hire me so dat i do so kain job for am

IFOGRA,U SAY MAKE I WATCH MY BACK,WHY U WANT MAKE I HIRE YOU COME DO SUM KAIN JOB
ABI U DON GO MEET XTER COLLECT MAGU FROM AM,MK I PUT FOR HER TO CROSS

So you don agree to carry anoda man's wife. Ahhhhhhh wetin she do to you....
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
IFOGRA,U ARE A FUNNY DUDE,
SHE NO DO ANYTHING TO ME,I JUST LOVE HER

46  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 41) on: 31-03-2011 06:00 PM
ol c dis one wey nor knw himslf still dey tlk....c ur pik self....i wonda whether yew even know wetin b ur pro slf.
THAT UR ROAD SIDE GLASSES DEY GIVE U EYE PROBLEM,DAT GLASSES GET NAME?
SEE THE BACKGROUND OF UR PIX,U GO KNOW SAY,NA HIDE AND SMOKE IGBO JOINT B DAT,GO PUT TOWER FOR NECK TO COMPLETE UR
STATUS,FILIO DA PUTANA,SEE UR PRO FOR BACK OF HOUSE,WHEN PIPO DEY FRONT
47  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 40) on: 31-03-2011 05:45 PM
Jflex do you want to divorce Princess or whats happening one thing i hate most is Divorc

I AM A BORN AFRICAN,DIVORCE IS NOT IN MY SYSTEM,I NO GREE COPY DAT 1 FROM OYIBO
AFRICAN NO DEY DIVORCE,SO NO THINK AM,NA NO GO AREA, 50 SHI,I AM WATCHING YOU
WITH MY MICROSCOPE FROM A DISTANCE Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
48  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 40) on: 31-03-2011 05:39 PM
Tink dis one dey SICK.

SEE AS U BLIKE HOUSE BOY,DEY FORM TIMAYA,NA HUNGER GO HELP U BABER DAY UR DADA WEN DEY YELLOW,
U EVEN LOOK GANJA SICK,WITH DS UR STATURE,MK UR FAMILY FIND ROPE OR HEAVY CHAIN TIE FOR UR WAIST
MAKE WIND NO CARRY U LOST,COS NA ONLY HEAD I DEY SEE FOR UR BODY,I DEY FIND UR LEG FOR THAT UR SHORT
49  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 39) on: 31-03-2011 05:30 PM
Jeflexy oyaooooo.......but watch ya back

noffin is coming after him,so he ll walk wif out looking back.

Your hussy uko.......i want am to hire me so dat i do so kain job for am

IFOGRA,U SAY MAKE I WATCH MY BACK,WHY U WANT MAKE I HIRE YOU COME DO SUM KAIN JOB
ABI U DON GO MEET XTER COLLECT MAGU FROM AM,MK I PUT FOR HER TO CROSS
50  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 39) on: 31-03-2011 05:25 PM
see ur awkward teeth.

Jifs'Princess e be Like say yu Want Make l Carry yu Enter Room oo  

kennee stay away cos i go butcher u,,she is my angel
51  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 37) on: 31-03-2011 05:20 PM
so he call me dog u agree,bera tell them the whole truth or its over btw us,i mean now say it.i tot u were gonna attack him.say it  
i be lion he bi dog so i  fiit swallow am iif he try me
@ PRINCESS MY DARLING,HE NEVER CALLED U A DOG,U CHOOSE TO BE THE LION AND I AM D DOG,SO WHY SHOULD I ATTACK HIM
I WED HAV ATTACK HIM IF U HAV NOT CHOOSEN,SO LETS END IT HERE,NO ONE WILL CALL MY WIFE A DOG AND WILL GO FREE,BUT WHEN HE CALL ME A DOG,HE CAN GO FREE,NO LE LE,THANK YOU ALL,HAD FUN ON THIS PLACE,MY ANGEL TELL THEM COS I  Lips Sealed : Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed AND WILL FOREVER  Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
52  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Introduction time. (Page 6) on: 31-03-2011 05:06 PM
since no one is ma frd in this section,i am out of here,i witdraw my introdution
53  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 36) on: 31-03-2011 04:46 PM
My guy, no be fight na, we are talking like mature minds here, in fact I'm just trying to be a brother's keeper. It would be a shame if you are falling for this kind thing, besides there are young bloods every where, why would you wanna mess urself up with a ...
I mean bro, lions don't play with dogs, they don't just fit into each other.

I DEY FEEL YOU GUY,UR WORDS STRUCK MY HEART,I WILL GIVE IT A THOUGHT
HOW ARE YOU,
54  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / stay off homosegxwal on: 31-03-2011 04:36 PM
AN Adelaide man accused of strangling his homosegxwal partner during an act of erotic asphyxia has pleaded guilty to murder mid-way through his trial.

In the South Australian Supreme Court today, David Richard Fraser, 36, pleaded guilty to the murder of 28-year-old Luke Noonan during the sex act in September 2009.

Mr Noonan's body was found on a bed in Fraser's suburban West Beach flat with a belt wrapped around his neck.
A post-mortem examination determined he died from strangulation.

At the opening of Fraser's trial earlier this month, prosecutor Sandra McDonald told the court the pair had been involved in a sometimes volatile relationship and a key issue in the case would be Fraser's state of mind and what he knew about strangulation at the time of Mr Noonan's death.

To that end, she told the jury that Fraser had been jailed for manslaughter over a similar death in 2005 when he applied pressure to a shoelace around the man's neck during a sex act.
55  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: kebella (Page 15) on: 31-03-2011 02:50 PM
Yu go go Siddon for yur Husband house

And abeg put the Baby Picture back
 
THE BABY GO BUY HER BABY FOOD AND MILK FOR SUPERMARKET
WHEN SHE RETURN,SHE GO TAKE HER POSITION
FOR NOW,LET ME SEE THE BEAUTY OF THE ONE THATS AFTER ME
NO VEX KENNEE I NO FIT SHOUT NI
56  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: JIFLEXY (Page 36) on: 31-03-2011 02:44 PM
Now that I've shown my face (the guy in yellow), let's talk; and I've got few questions for ya;
1. What's wrong with your husband?
2. Where you blindfolded when you married him that he is no longer appealing to you that you are looking for an handbag to join body?
3. Are you a christian or a muslim?
let me rest my case for now.

YOU ARE A MAN INDEED,I LIKE UR BRAVERY,1 ADVISE,TRY TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS,
RELIGION HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS,
DONT LET  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
57  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My proposal Princess4jifs (Page 5) on: 31-03-2011 02:34 PM
see d dumbos again



Just like I said earlier; d loose screw jiflexy will show up wit her pony show horse


I no fight u ooo...just try make sense if u wanna be funny



And u princess me? A jerk-off?....it is ur hubby dat can be best described as a jerk'oFf....since u won't fcuk him he's been jerking off since .....hahahahha

GUESS YOU XTER IS FROM IJEBU ODE,THE LAND OF THE NATIVE DOCTORS,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,U PIECES OD SHIT
GO BACK TO YOUR SHRINE PLS,GIVE US A BREAK HERE
58  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: HELP,MY SISTER'S HUSBAND WONT LET ME REST (Page 12) on: 30-03-2011 07:52 PM
Quote from: jiflexy on March 30, 2011, 07:18:39 AM
MAY GOD HELP YOU,PLS DONT TELL YOU SISTER,WHEN EVER YOU ARE INVITED,TRY TO FIND AN EXCUSE FROM A MILLION XCUSES THAT ARE AVAILABLE IN THE WORLD OF LIES AND GIVE HER,UR SISTA,NOW THAT NO ONE HAS HEARD ABOUT,IS THE RIGHT TIME TO STOP,FIND A MAN OF YOUR OWN,
I BELIEVE UR STORY COS I HAVE SEEN A SIMILAR CASE NEAR MY HOME B4,BUT LAW OR CARMA IS WAITING FOR U

SO INEVITABLE.


HA BA PRINCESS,U DON REACH HERE,WELL TALK TO U LATER,AM RUNNING LATE FOR WORK Grin Grin Grin
59  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: SHAME ON SUCH "MEN" (Page 4) on: 30-03-2011 07:45 PM
RUNNING LATE FOR WORK,BRB
60  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian soccer player Wasiu Sanni and wife sentenced for smuggling cocaine (Page 3) on: 30-03-2011 07:23 PM
I PRAY THEY JUST JAIL THEN AND NOT SENTENCE DEM TO DEATH,COS ASIAN COUNTRIES KNOW HOW TO KILL DRUG SMUGGLERS 
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