JUICY....Best among d rest.....we too much joo!!!!

i believe we all got our good, bad and ugly....no doubt...9ja is blessed wit beautiful senoritas...one tumb up 4 all d sistas (good, bad, ugly) in d house...1 love

yeah rite...just checking out 4 gr8 stunts...yeah rite

if there b a place 4 real "G's" I b there....ThuGz MaNsiOn
a Heaven 4 real thugz....lol
9ja 4 life, no place like ma country...i neva tour 9ja finish, after dat i can tink of africa...then europe...4 now obudu cattle ranch wud do...

dem suppose comot some kind blindfold from some ppl eye oh....one person enter wan embezzle, mugu men dem begin kill demselves, na wa oh! God go save us sha...kia "Blackman know yaself"

follow beauty u go fall inside gutter cos u be 2 blind 2 see...follow character u on ur way 2 paradise, cos u can forecast wat will happen on d long run(future)...wen u get both in one solid person, then pals dat's PARADISE

Security issues in 9ja is fast becoming a very bigger problem...just last week friday, 5mins or less self...dat i left UBA in lekki, robbers struck n sniffed life out of innocent 9ja citizens. why now? , i;m still thanking God for His grace and mercy on dat day... as if not ok Hurricane PHCN will not allow us enjoy a gud life inside d house dat we r suppose 2 b safe, pals dis 1 tire me o!!! 9ja wich way now , me no go run leave ma fadaland oh no way, many of ma home boiz sef were dey abroad dey fear 2 come back say our house no safe.... :'(

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

is it only 2 save money?.....me plan 2 have ma six feet resting place in place, with a coffin inside...just waiting 4 me 2 breath ma last...y not...we all meant 2 die

Aminat, and her husband, Mustapha, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found Ahmed crying hysterically.

He had accidentally swallowed a N1 coin and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Mustapha palmed a N1 coin that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Ahmed's ear.  Ahmed, naturally, was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully - 'Do it again, Dad!'