[i kn say som of una don see am b4 so na 4 dos wen neva see am]

i kn say som of una don see am b4 so na 4 dos wen neva see am

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine.  Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.


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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --


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Posted: at 16-12-2009 10:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Hahaha i like the last one and some few others gud one

Posted: at 16-12-2009 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Momoh!!! one too many laugh! Thanks for those joke, I am welcome!!!

Posted: at 16-12-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

anthony u dey craze oh

Posted: at 18-12-2009 02:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

funny

Posted: at 18-12-2009 03:52 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

these are funny jokes....thanx

Posted: at 18-12-2009 04:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na mental case

Posted: at 18-12-2009 09:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hm!

Posted: at 19-12-2009 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

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