At the close of work on one faithful Friday, Seun decided to
give any lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn
from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a catholic
sister and gave her a lift.

While they were going he did not know how to start a
conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her
laps pretending he was reaching out for the gear stick.
The sister softly said Mathew 7:7′, he quickly removed his
hand, and resumed concentration on his driving.
He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she
repeated, Mathew 7:7′. When the sister got to her
destination, she opened the door and said to the man,
“Young man, the problem with you is that you don’t read
your Bible”
When Seun got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7
which reads ''Ask,and it shal be given unto u''...he nearly cried.

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Posted: at 12-03-2016 12:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

I saw,,, b4 b4

Dem write 1 tin after I c am


Wetin dem write?




E no too much




Na only 1 grammar wey dem take talkam




You won hear d grammar?




OK,,, na im dey below




PB4

Posted: at 13-03-2016 06:52 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I saw,,, b4 b4

Dem write 1 tin after I c am


Wetin dem write?




E no too much




Na only 1 grammar wey dem take talkam




You won hear d grammar?




OK,,, na im dey below




PB4

Pls..sum one chain him,,he is loose again

Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:23 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Pls..sum one chain him,,he is loose again

Na ur ape papa wey dey on d loose dem go chain,,,, you fool well , goat even better pass you , go chop shit .

Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:38 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Na ur ape papa wey dey on d loose dem go chain,,,, you fool well , goat even better pass you , go chop shit .

Ahhahahaahhahah,,,,,he is out of control

Posted: at 13-03-2016 11:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Ahhahahaahhahah,,,,,he is out of control

Kolo moron,, u dey Ahhahahaahhahah,,,, u don die finish, na me dey with ur remote control.

Posted: at 13-03-2016 11:23 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Kolo moron,, u dey Ahhahahaahhahah,,,, u don die finish, na me dey with ur remote control.

Hahaha,chai....my guy hv u eaten? Y ar u beefing...

Posted: at 13-03-2016 11:25 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Hahaha,chai....my guy hv u eaten? Y ar u beefing...

Na who b ur guy? na so I craze reach?? hahahaha see this moronic moron upcoming witch dem don send you out from your position under eko bridge, u come dey find PB4 full 1 page abi hw many sef, take commot all my friends, idiot go stay for desert ,with the level of your madness na desert fit you, chronic moronic moron like you idiot fool.

Posted: at 13-03-2016 11:36 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

lol, he didn't ask

Posted: at 13-03-2016 11:37 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Na who b ur guy? na so I craze reach?? hahahaha see this moronic moron upcoming witch dem don send you out from your position under eko bridge, u come dey find PB4 full 1 page abi hw many sef, take commot all my friends, idiot go stay for desert ,with the level of your madness na desert fit you, chronic moronic moron like you idiot fool.

So so sorry,,,no cry

Posted: at 14-03-2016 12:01 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

given to ya

Posted: at 14-03-2016 11:38 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

I waka pass

Posted: at 15-03-2016 02:58 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I waka pass

Lols,,buy garri cum oooo

Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:38 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

I saw,,, b4 b4

Dem write 1 tin after I c am


Wetin dem write?




E no too much




Na only 1 grammar wey dem take talkam




You won hear d grammar?




OK,,, na im dey below




PB4

Posted: at 16-03-2016 05:45 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na who b ur guy? na so I craze reach?? hahahaha see this moronic moron upcoming witch dem don send you out from your position under eko bridge, u come dey find PB4 full 1 page abi hw many sef, take commot all my friends, idiot go stay for desert ,with the level of your madness na desert fit you, chronic moronic moron like you idiot fool.

IT WAS LIKE NA ABUSE WATER THEN USE BATH U WEN THEN BORN YOU. YOU BEHAVE LIKE NSRY2 KID, U DNT HAVE KOBO MASSURITY.

Posted: at 16-03-2016 05:48 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

MORON ALWAYS SHOW THEMSELVE ANYWHERE THEY ARE, I THEY SMELL THEM HERE.

Posted: at 16-03-2016 05:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

IT WAS LIKE NA ABUSE WATER THEN USE BATH U WEN THEN BORN YOU. YOU BEHAVE LIKE NSRY2 KID, U DNT HAVE KOBO MASSURITY.

Tolotolo abi wetin u call ursef again? even imbecile or mumu no sey dem no dey chook mouth 4 mata wey no concern dem,,,, meaning you are the mumu of all mumus your stupidity no get measurement. Ur mumuni mumu na tear rubber version hahahaha
,, as u don jumb from bush enter here say make I identify ur craze as dem don use ur hair take start fire so 4 mama fatimo shop, no wahala..
I go helep identify am wella,,, born troway idiot tolotolo

Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:33 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Tolotolo abi wetin u call ursef again? even imbecile or mumu no sey dem no dey chook mouth 4 mata wey no concern dem,,,, meaning you are the mumu of all mumus your stupidity no get measurement. Ur mumuni mumu na tear rubber version hahahaha
,, as u don jumb from bush enter here say make I identify ur craze as dem don use ur hair take start fire so 4 mama fatimo shop, no wahala..
I go helep identify am wella,,, born troway idiot tolotolo

You no say your head no they there... i don forget say na bad identity you be.. as your name don show your temperament. dnt worry i go throway your identity inside my water closet toilet. na you mama i just they pity for becz the cry go to much. BAD BELLE... BAD IDENTITY.

Posted: at 17-03-2016 10:30 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

You no say your head no they there... i don forget say na bad identity you be.. as your name don show your temperament. dnt worry i go throway your identity inside my water closet toilet. na you mama i just they pity for becz the cry go to much. BAD BELLE... BAD IDENTITY.

C u just dey parade ur sef anyhow even com my mata like cheap yeye fowl forget say no b bush u dey,,,, comot for road moron, go suck your mama rotten honeypot , wey maggots don full inside,,, idiot son of a cheap prostitute

Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:15 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 vectorcy you too much

Posted: at 22-03-2016 05:54 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

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