Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic

Date: 15-03-2016 8:55 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 15-03-2016 08:55 AM (8 years ago)
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1. The ones who will praise the first student
to submit his booklet making every other
students look like they know nothing.
Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have
finished? They will face other students and
say ” can see your life oooo?, he finished b4
an hour”
That is a well prepared student

2. The ones who will keep telling you the
history of their lives, how they performed
excellently amongst their peers when they
were in college. They will tell you they were
always prepared for any exam & the barely
got “C” * if I hear*

3. The ones who will collect your question
paper and go through it. They will ask” why
sweating profusely for these cheap
questions? If I were you I would have
finished since *if I hear*

4. The ones formimg James Bond in the
hall. They will start giving testimonies of
how many students they have caught
cheating and have been rusticated **wetin
concern me with dat one ?**

5. The ones who will collect your question
paper, go through the questions and shake
their heads pitifully without saying anything

6. The ones who will glance at your answer
booklet and they will ask why your booklet
is blank. “Didn’t you read 4 dis exam ?”
**Abeg swerve go left jhor**

7. The ones who will never accept your
apology if you are caught cheating. The
moment you are caught cheating, just
hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb
form grin

8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try
communicate with any student and they
will change your seat grin . You keep
wondering how smart they really are to
have noticed you

9. The ones who are very gentle and
friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they
are already sleeping. The moment you are
making noise, they will wake up, walk
around and return back to their seat. Before
you know it they will sleep off grin

10. The ones who will force you to submit
even if you still have an hour left. They will
tell you “what are you still writing when all
your mates have submitted
Feel Free To Add Yours

Posted: at 15-03-2016 08:55 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
- BournIdentity at 15-03-2016 12:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmm,, I saw
Posted: at 15-03-2016 12:00 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- okatee at 16-03-2016 11:49 PM (8 years ago)
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D ONE WAN LYK TO DEY phyuk FEMALE STUDENT
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:49 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 28-03-2016 08:28 AM (8 years ago)
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mmmm i waka pass oh
Posted: at 28-03-2016 08:28 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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