what diva?

Posted: at 29-11-2008 10:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hehehe.....how d'ya knw?

ya face shows mischieve

Posted: at 29-11-2008 10:23 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

wat d f***k is goin on here...dancing by....sha

4 where do u always get dis funny stuff?

Posted: at 29-11-2008 11:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

my embarrassing moment is when i'm too broked, it makes me feels so bad

u r mistery
wat has dat got to do with dis thread.......do u need eye glass

Posted: at 29-11-2008 11:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hey guyz, its fun to share those moments wey u  up!!!!

Was waiting @ a red lite, when a truck pulled up next to me and its driver started giving me the thumbs up..
I noticed he kept looking into my back seat...I looked back and saw my friend giving some dude head in the back seat of my car..

hmmm.....hhhhhh i would hv love to watch....d original source

Posted: at 29-11-2008 11:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hey guyz, its fun to share those moments wey u  up!!!!

Was waiting @ a red lite, when a truck pulled up next to me and its driver started giving me the thumbs up..
I noticed he kept looking into my back seat...I looked back and saw my friend giving some dude head in the back seat of my car..

hmmm.....hhhhhh i would hv love to watch....d original source

all u need do is to go do same...give some1 ur own blow job

Posted: at 1-12-2008 03:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

mine was a lady that i know well wen we are in NYSC camp, one day i saw her in my neighbour hood, so i went to her, hi i use to see u in the camp, and she says she dont know what im talking about, i said but are you a copper?, she just shouted leave me alone i told u im not a copper, men i was so embarassed.

but can u immagine, the next day i went to office and i saw her in one Ecobank branch and i looked at her id, her position was copper, i felt like embarrassing her back.

Posted: at 3-12-2008 08:13 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

i had always had my eyes on dis particular chick bt neva realy had d opportunity of chattin wit her(not dt i ws shy,jus dt d avenues wernt jus right).it now happened dt wen i eventually had d opportunity,i offered 2take her out which she initialy refused and finaly gave in afta much talk.we got 2 crunchies for my suggested sit-out,when we got in,i strolled 2d ATM 2make some withdrawal only 2 discover dt our driver whom popsy ordered 2 pay-in some money 4me hadnt sent a dime.,.out of thoughtlessness powered by anger,i exhausted d call units on d driver instd of callin a frnd 2 help me.while contemplatin what 2do,i discovred i ws sweatin profusely in d air conditioned toilet which i went in 2 think...finaly,i braced up 2d singular fact dt der ws nothìn 2do other than tell her d truth..i ascended d stairs only 2 discover dt she ws already eatin,b4 i could say a thing,she askd wot i'd like 2eat statin dt she didnt buy anythin 4mi cz she didnt kno wot i liked.my rep 4 burn like candle if no be GOD.

Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

my embarrassing moment is when i'm too broked, it makes me feels so bad

u r mistery
wat has dat got to do with dis thread.......do u need eye glass

Ehn, leave the guy jare, let him go find this NGOs that are dashing out gifts the the homelss, motherless or broke blokes!!! LOL!!!!

Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:52 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

i had always had my eyes on dis particular chick bt neva realy had d opportunity of chattin wit her(not dt i ws shy,jus dt d avenues wernt jus right).it now happened dt wen i eventually had d opportunity,i offered 2take her out which she initialy refused and finaly gave in afta much talk.we got 2 crunchies for my suggested sit-out,when we got in,i strolled 2d ATM 2make some withdrawal only 2 discover dt our driver whom popsy ordered 2 pay-in some money 4me hadnt sent a dime.,.out of thoughtlessness powered by anger,i exhausted d call units on d driver instd of callin a frnd 2 help me.while contemplatin what 2do,i discovred i ws sweatin profusely in d air conditioned toilet which i went in 2 think...finaly,i braced up 2d singular fact dt der ws nothìn 2do other than tell her d truth..i ascended d stairs only 2 discover dt she ws already eatin,b4 i could say a thing,she askd wot i'd like 2eat statin dt she didnt buy anythin 4mi cz she didnt kno wot i liked.my rep 4 burn like candle if no be GOD.

small pikin wee dem carry 4 back
u go begin look 4 whom to carry wen u never carry urself.

Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

@ MAZI, the guy na newbie (like I) but it was interesting bit sha...

@ JACQUES; wat happened? How did God intervened?

Posted: at 3-12-2008 10:57 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

my own was when i shopped at the emirates mall,i saw two arabic girls dancing to the tone of thier mobile phone,i looked untill a philipino girl walk upto me and say excuse sir,ur mobile is ringing,

Posted: at 3-12-2008 11:07 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

ACTUALLY 4 ME I DEY WATCH MY WAY I NEVA GET MY SELF EMBARASSED COS I BE SHY GUY... EFORE I GO TO SOMETHING I THINK VERY WELL

Posted: at 3-12-2008 01:11 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

really enjoy embrarrasing moment

next...

Posted: at 3-12-2008 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

ok hear ma onw embarrassing story..........one day..........i went to hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm one place..kai, i cant remember.. plz wait a min...,                     

Posted: at 3-12-2008 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Back then when i was still in High school...i gave my examination fees to a Girl...On examination day....my teacher called me out...ask me why i was owing...i told him my parents are yet to give me the money.....he scrolled his phone....called my maaa'm and she told him i had collected the fees long ago.

I was lashed 26 strokes of the koboko cane in front of the class....seriously weeping.

The funniest part of thje story was that the young girl i gave my Exam fees were among the laughing crowd......So embarrassed and Naughty

Posted: at 3-12-2008 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Back then when i was still in High school...i gave my examination fees to a Girl...On examination day....my teacher called me out...ask me why i was owing...i told him my parents are yet to give me the money.....he scrolled his phone....called my maaa'm and she told him i had collected the fees long ago.

I was lashed 26 strokes of the koboko cane in front of the class....seriously weeping.

The funniest part of thje story was that the young girl i gave my Exam fees were among the laughing crowd......So embarrassed and Naughty

dats what u get...

Posted: at 3-12-2008 06:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 3-12-2008 11:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 3-12-2008 11:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 4-12-2008 02:57 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

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