There once was a young sailor who couldn`t resist a bet. He would make a bet on anything and he would always win. His shipmates were continually losing their money to him, making them very irritated.

The Captain decided to have the boy transferred to another ship. The next day the boy was transferred, and less than 15 m...minutes after boarding the ship, the boy addressed his new Captain and bet him 50 dollars he had hemorrhoids.
The new Captain had just gotten a physical and knew he had no hemorrhoids, so he agreed to the bet.
The boy told his new Captain to drop his drawers and bend over. The Captain did so, and when he bent over, the boy shoved a broomstick up the Captain`s ass. The sailor found no hemorrhoids and paid the Captain 50 bucks. The new Captain thought this was great and wanted to call the boy`s old Captain and tell him.
When he got the old Captain on the phone he told him he had just taken 50 dollars from the boy.
The old Captain replied, "How?"
"Well," explained the Captain, "he bet me I had hemorrhoids. I knew I didn`t so I bet him. He told me to drop my drawers and bend over. When I did, he shoved a broomstick up my ass. Hey, no hemorrhoids. Fifty bucks I won."
The old Captain shouted, "That son-of-a-bitch! Before he left here he bet me 500 dollars that within an hour he would have a broomstick shoved up your ass!"

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Posted: at 1-03-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

good one miss pretty

Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thank u mr asaph

Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

how is ur all over?

Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol wat is my all over?

Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahahaha. u and ur sorroundings.

Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice one...

Posted: at 1-03-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Lmfao......my joke of d day

Posted: at 1-03-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

hahahahahaha. u and ur sorroundings.

ok thanks, np don dey corrupt my mind

Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

wetin dey hmmmmmm u? when u c a  gud joke its normal to hav a gud laff

Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok,u wan make i laff....na u wan 4ce me ooooooooo  now i don laff finish i no get teeth again 

Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u get teeth b4 i beg, i just wanted u to laugh so dat ur bp go come down

Posted: at 1-03-2010 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ha ha...the boy must be a genius in his tricks

Posted: at 2-03-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

yeah

Posted: at 2-03-2010 09:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

very 9ice joke...keep it up

Posted: at 2-03-2010 09:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u get teeth b4 i beg, i just wanted u to laugh so dat ur bp go come down

u for tell me say u get high blood pressure

Posted: at 2-03-2010 10:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

bp does not always mean blood pressure....

Posted: at 2-03-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what does it mean

Posted: at 2-03-2010 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

bp does not always mean blood pressure....

Posted: at 2-03-2010 11:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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