Infact, I dey expect a lot of missiles from guys....but I dey were helmet+bullet proof.......

be ready for war then, they're coming to bounce on you,hopefully is an original bullet proof helmet you have putting on..  

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I no dey chop pop-corn o DP.......

Ok wetin you go chop?

Chewing stick.........

cheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, so you no brush your teeth this morning abi?.........

I dey rush to work...na him make me forget......abeg pass the chewing stick sharp sharp

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, so na the thing wey dey smell here be dat?.......unfortunately, i no get chewing stick here......na pop corn i dey chop

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

[God bless u...woman has always bn a reoccurring decimal in a man's troubled life, nd she is also there too to finish his life.]

Believe it or not, Woman has Man in it. Mrs has Mr in it. Female has Male in it. Madam has Adam in it. No wonder men always want 2 be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their lives & time tryng 2 go back between the legs of a woman!Why?BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!Ever noticed how all women's problems start with MEN? MENtal stress,MENstrual cramps, MENtalbreakdown,MENopause.............................

hmm  i see you creating virtual out of reality..you really know the truth..on the contrary is the answer,Men problems start from woman since day one of human existence.EVE!!! remember the origin of creation Women was form from MAN papa ADAM.

God bless u...woman has always bn a reoccurring decimal in a man's troubled life, nd she is also there too to finish his life.

There is no victory in starting and not finishing........

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

[God bless u...woman has always bn a reoccurring decimal in a man's troubled life, nd she is also there too to finish his life.]

Believe it or not, Woman has Man in it. Mrs has Mr in it. Female has Male in it. Madam has Adam in it. No wonder men always want 2 be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their lives & time tryng 2 go back between the legs of a woman!Why?BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!Ever noticed how all women's problems start with MEN? MENtal stress,MENstrual cramps, MENtalbreakdown,MENopause.............................

hmm  i see you creating virtual out of reality..you really know the truth..on the contrary is the answer,Men problems start from woman since day one of human existence.EVE!!! remember the origin of creation Women was form from MAN papa ADAM.

God bless u...woman has always bn a reoccurring decimal in a man's troubled life, nd she is also there too to finish his life.

e good as u know...

....nd gud u confirmed it.

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

I no dey chop pop-corn o DP.......

Ok wetin you go chop?

Chewing stick.........

cheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, so you no brush your teeth this morning abi?.........

I dey rush to work...na him make me forget......abeg pass the chewing stick sharp sharp

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, so na the thing wey dey smell here be dat?.......unfortunately, i no get chewing stick here......na pop corn i dey chop

...help me buy am from d mallam wey dey ur gate......

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  Una rock Ladies.. no b small thing.

meaning?  

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  Una rock Ladies.. no b small thing.

yes o.......

But make una no finish us ooo, Make una also reduce hand from the apples wey una don dey give us since.. the apple don dey bitter us now oo   the thing no sweet like that first time again.

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Infact, I dey expect a lot of missiles from guys....but I dey were helmet+bullet proof.......

be ready for war then, they're coming to bounce on you,hopefully is an original bullet proof helmet you have putting on..  

heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp............................... 
 

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  Una rock Ladies.. no b small thing.

yes o.......

But make una no finish us ooo, Make una also reduce hand from the apples wey una don dey give us since.. the apple don dey bitter us now oo   the thing no sweet like that first time again.

u too stop to dey chop apple....instead, chop chewing stick.....................

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Women...we rock!....small rocks



Men.....we mountains

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Women...we rock!....small rocks



Men.....we mountains

no worry, na violetvera I go call for u.....................

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Infact, I dey expect a lot of missiles from guys....but I dey were helmet+bullet proof.......

be ready for war then, they're coming to bounce on you,hopefully is an original bullet proof helmet you have putting on..  

heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp............................... 
 

i will be of help only when some missiles has hitting that bullet proof helmet. 

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Infact, I dey expect a lot of missiles from guys....but I dey were helmet+bullet proof.......

be ready for war then, they're coming to bounce on you,hopefully is an original bullet proof helmet you have putting on..  

heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp............................... 
 

Stop shouting..........dem no fit do you anything.............

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Infact, I dey expect a lot of missiles from guys....but I dey were helmet+bullet proof.......

be ready for war then, they're coming to bounce on you,hopefully is an original bullet proof helmet you have putting on..  

heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp............................... 
 

i will be of help only when some missiles has hitting that bullet proof helmet. 

u wicked o........ok, I go use africa magic disappear....no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper......

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  Una rock Ladies.. no b small thing.

meaning?  

They get us confused... have you ever think why we ( MEN ) are always trying to go in between their legs always ? even to the extent Men lick that place trying to find their way back to the old root   .. Just no rush this reply, think am small first, what are we actually looking for inside there ??

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Infact, I dey expect a lot of missiles from guys....but I dey were helmet+bullet proof.......

be ready for war then, they're coming to bounce on you,hopefully is an original bullet proof helmet you have putting on..  

heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp............................... 
 

Stop shouting..........dem no fit do you anything.............

thank u my sister.......warning to u all : I get the most respected naijapals personality behind me o....no shaking.....

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  Una rock Ladies.. no b small thing.

meaning?  

They get us confused... have you ever think why we ( MEN ) are always trying to go in between their legs always ? even to the extent Men lick that place trying to find their way back to the old root   .. Just no rush this reply, think am small first, what are we actually looking for inside there ??

Oya SBI, I dey wait for ur reply.....wetin u dey go look 4 inside "there".........

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Believe it or not, Woman has Man in it. Mrs has Mr in it. Female has Male in it. Madam has Adam in it. No wonder men always want 2 be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their lives & time tryng 2 go back between the legs of a woman!Why?BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!Ever noticed how all women's problems start with MEN? MENtal stress,MENstrual cramps, MENtalbreakdown,MENopause.............................

hmm  i see you creating virtual out of reality..you really know the truth..on the contrary is the answer,Men problems start from woman since day one of human existence.EVE!!! remember the origin of creation Women was form from MAN papa ADAM.

Eve force Adam chop? The man sef na wa...........

of course na,don't you know deceit is part of forcing someone to do contrary to his wish?

deceit? but it was the serpent that deceived them na, no be Eve start d thing o......Adam sef

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

jokes of d day

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

NA TODAY YOU KNOW, WE ROCK PASS ROCKSTARS

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

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