Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation was not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man(Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem no understand your big English".  Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued: 
                 
Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible".

Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side".
 
Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples".
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall inside canoe with him palles"
 
Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove na im yawa come gas"
 
Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind".                       
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter".   
 
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros eh, bros eh".     
                     
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmed down the wind"
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa".
 
Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, 'oh ye men of little faith'".               
Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him palles, shake him head say 'UNA FALL MY HAND' ".     
 
Reinhard Bonke: “the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?               
 Akpomiemie: him palles come hala say sho... 'Bro J, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH!!!

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Posted: at 29-04-2011 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Poster e funny ur welcom
but e no gud as u dey call bro J name like say u and him na mate

Posted: at 29-04-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 29-04-2011 04:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  Welcome to naijapals poster

Posted: at 29-04-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

chicanorose No de flash dat 36T dey follow me 4 backooo  

Posted: at 29-04-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

good one my guy
u made me laff today

Posted: at 29-04-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i still laff 

Posted: at 29-04-2011 05:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 29-04-2011 05:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oboy i go call you mr creative
it a nice one

Posted: at 29-04-2011 07:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

poster very good one ,
real nice and very funny,
this is my joke of the week,
but e no mean say you no yeye

Posted: at 29-04-2011 07:31 PM (13 years ago) |

oboy i go call you mr creative
it a nice one

who ask you Aproko

Posted: at 29-04-2011 07:32 PM (13 years ago) |

oboy i go call you mr creative
it a nice one

who ask you Aproko

if say i never born again i for wound you

Posted: at 29-04-2011 07:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

cheii you don finish ni,
make you dey deceive ya self

Posted: at 29-04-2011 08:03 PM (13 years ago) |

may God forget you

Posted: at 29-04-2011 08:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I hope ol ds yeye boiz group dey learn hw 2 post joke.

Posted: at 29-04-2011 09:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

bravo bravo!!!!
Splendid grand entrance

Posted: at 29-04-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no comment 

Posted: at 29-04-2011 11:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

  yes ooooo... i trust edo ppl, dey no dey slak. as dey always talk say edo ppl no dey carry last , kpatakpata na draw. bro's carry goooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted: at 29-04-2011 11:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

good....good bone head hehehehehehe

Posted: at 30-04-2011 04:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

may God forget you

amen! 

Posted: at 30-04-2011 08:21 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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