BLONDE MAILBOX

Date: 13-02-2009 12:42 am (15 years ago) | Author: olayemi olaleye
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"

Posted: at 13-02-2009 12:42 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- omatseye at 13-02-2009 07:51 AM (15 years ago)
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NICE 1
Posted: at 13-02-2009 07:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 13-02-2009 07:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 13-02-2009 07:51 AM
NICE 1

 Grin
Posted: at 13-02-2009 07:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-02-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin nice inside?
Posted: at 13-02-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 13-02-2009 01:54 PM (15 years ago)
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nice u dey creative..Grin
Posted: at 13-02-2009 01:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-02-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Wel im try sha
Posted: at 13-02-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-02-2009 02:44 PM (15 years ago)
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We don hear o al dis una nice people.
Posted: at 13-02-2009 02:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 13-02-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: yemzboi on 13-02-2009 12:42 AM
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

lol

nice one, thumbs up
Posted: at 13-02-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 14-02-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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na so so Blonde dey mumu? we even get blondes for 9ja?
Posted: at 14-02-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 14-02-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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4 where dem dey na?
Posted: at 14-02-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presciousoluchi at 14-02-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago)
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interesting
Posted: at 14-02-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 14-02-2009 08:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Nc
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- peacetee at 18-02-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: yemzboi on 13-02-2009 12:42 AM
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"

not only peculiar to blonds sha...even brunette and afro sef fall 4 dat trap!!
Posted: at 18-02-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 18-02-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago)
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u try sha, but i no laugh
Posted: at 18-02-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 18-02-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Pires07 on 18-02-2009 03:37 PM
u try sha, but i no laugh

na bad belle no make u laugh, so cry :'(
Posted: at 18-02-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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