WINE

Date: 13-02-2009 5:20 pm (16 years ago) | Author: abidemi amoda
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- at 13-02-2009 05:20 PM (16 years ago)
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AT THE WEDDING AT THE VALLEY OF CANA

When Jesus turned water to wine, at the wedding at the valley of Cana, when Jesus turned water to wine, some Nigerians were present.
The views:
Yoruba: "O ga o! Which kind magic be this one! abeg i no dey o. The guy fit change person to snake now, these people sha..."
Hausa: "Kai! Megida Yesu, a change am to wine! abeg, a fit change am to KUNU?!!"
Warri Boyz" Bros Jay!!!  You too MUSH (much)!!! U go fit change am to beer so? Make we MAYA!!!"
Ibo: ".... Dis na wine true true o! Nna Jesus, i go MARKET am!!! No worry about company name o, e go be EMEKA-JESUS & SONS!!!...

Posted: at 13-02-2009 05:20 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- kido123 at 13-02-2009 05:45 PM (16 years ago)
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rezi, patient #12 for yu o....
Posted: at 13-02-2009 05:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 13-02-2009 06:11 PM (16 years ago)
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lolz...Grin
Posted: at 13-02-2009 06:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 13-02-2009 06:21 PM (16 years ago)
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U try sha o.
Posted: at 13-02-2009 06:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amaranzelu at 13-02-2009 07:30 PM (16 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 13-02-2009 07:30 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- amaranzelu at 13-02-2009 07:31 PM (16 years ago)
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gwhy write ur own make we see
Posted: at 13-02-2009 07:31 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 13-02-2009 07:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: amaranzelu on 13-02-2009 07:31 PM
gwhy write ur own make we see
wetin b my own wit u sef, them send u 2 u?
Or wetin na?
Posted: at 13-02-2009 07:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amaranzelu at 13-02-2009 07:52 PM (16 years ago)
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na u sabi wetin u dey talk,pigin enlish ma u no sabi
Posted: at 13-02-2009 07:52 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 13-02-2009 08:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: amaranzelu on 13-02-2009 07:52 PM
na u sabi wetin u dey talk,pigin enlish ma u no sabi
c kettle calling d pot black....."pigin" "enlish"
wonders no go cease 4 dis 9ja pals
Posted: at 13-02-2009 08:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amaranzelu at 13-02-2009 08:22 PM (16 years ago)
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take am easy jare
Posted: at 13-02-2009 08:22 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 13-02-2009 08:32 PM (16 years ago)
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U don dey beg abi?
Dat ur 1hr wey u buy go soon finish.
Posted: at 13-02-2009 08:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amaranzelu at 13-02-2009 08:47 PM (16 years ago)
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sori eno eva finish i get cyber cafe 4 my house
Posted: at 13-02-2009 08:47 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 13-02-2009 08:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Ok d 1 wey ur landlord get abi?
Beta no waste ur money dey 4lo drag ur money go jst finish u go com dey drink garri!!!
"Half word is enough 4 d smart o"
Posted: at 13-02-2009 08:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amaranzelu at 13-02-2009 09:12 PM (16 years ago)
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i hell u sori i mean i hail my adver
Posted: at 13-02-2009 09:12 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 13-02-2009 09:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Wetin u dey talk lik person wey dey stammer na.
Posted: at 13-02-2009 09:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- folugbami at 13-02-2009 10:05 PM (16 years ago)
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where bidharmonda go! com see troubl way u don cos btw hubby & wify o. bidharrrmondaaa!!!
Posted: at 13-02-2009 10:05 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 14-02-2009 06:46 AM (16 years ago)
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Wetin do u?
Posted: at 14-02-2009 06:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 14-02-2009 08:04 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: bidharmonda on 13-02-2009 05:20 PM
AT THE WEDDING AT THE VALLEY OF CANA

When Jesus turned water to wine, at the wedding at the valley of Cana, when Jesus turned water to wine, some Nigerians were present.
The views:
Yoruba: "O ga o! Which kind magic be this one! abeg i no dey o. The guy fit change person to snake now, these people sha..."
Hausa: "Kai! Megida Yesu, a change am to wine! abeg, a fit change am to KUNU?!!"
Warri Boyz" Bros Jay!!!  You too MUSH (much)!!! U go fit change am to beer so? Make we MAYA!!!"
Ibo: ".... Dis na wine true true o! Nna Jesus, i go MARKET am!!! No worry about company name o, e go be EMEKA-JESUS & SONS!!!...


lol
nice one
Posted: at 14-02-2009 08:04 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 14-02-2009 08:56 AM (16 years ago)
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Good one!
Posted: at 14-02-2009 08:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 14-02-2009 09:08 AM (16 years ago)
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Gwhy show ur talent well well. wit dis critic u still dey upcoming u 4 don reach Addict by now. Were
Posted: at 14-02-2009 09:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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