Man of the House

Date: 15-02-2009 8:34 am (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
[1] 2 3 4 5
- at 15-02-2009 08:34 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
A husband had just finished a book titled, "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked right up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director?" said his wife.

 Grin


Posted: at 15-02-2009 08:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- stealth_biatch at 15-02-2009 09:20 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
rotf ... *choke* ... lmfaoooo .... OMG !!! ... yu go fear man of the house now !!

Posted: at 15-02-2009 09:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 02:58 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
TCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 15-02-2009 02:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 03:13 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
Rezi... why you dey hiss up and down like Snake? lol Tongue

Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 03:37 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
you know na
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 03:56 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
How I for take no! Abi the pastor for your denomination ofend you?

Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 04:01 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
you suppose know say na u na
Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 04:16 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:38 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
y u dey paranoid na?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Gwhy at 15-02-2009 08:52 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
Hmmm silly na wa oh.

Posted: at 15-02-2009 08:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 11:55 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: rezimero on 15-02-2009 05:38 PM
y u dey paranoid na?

How you take know? you sef dey paranoid o? Na only person wey dey paranoid dey no who dey paranoid na! Undecided

Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- rezimero at 16-02-2009 12:35 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
u no know wetin be paranoid?
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- lyinka at 16-02-2009 01:46 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
DEM SOPPOSE DEPORT SOME OF YOU HERE

Posted: at 16-02-2009 01:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- lyinka at 16-02-2009 01:51 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
DEM SOPPOSE DEPORT SOME OF YOU HERE

Posted: at 16-02-2009 01:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- size1 at 16-02-2009 02:29 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
to where
Posted: at 16-02-2009 02:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- iphie at 16-02-2009 03:43 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 02:29 PM
to where


to bolivia, chad or afghanista
Posted: at 16-02-2009 03:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- rezimero at 16-02-2009 05:47 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: iphie on 16-02-2009 03:43 PM
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 02:29 PM
to where


to bolivia, chad or afghanista
i hear say dem dey hammer for there ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 16-02-2009 05:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- onelove2obinna at 18-02-2009 07:02 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
There village´s wont be a bad idea.
Abi u get better place
 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-02-2009 07:02 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- Sillyjokker at 20-02-2009 03:30 PM (16 years ago)
(f)
lolzzzx

Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- size1 at 20-02-2009 03:42 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: iphie on 16-02-2009 03:43 PM
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 02:29 PM
to where


to bolivia, chad or afghanista


u take style wicked  small ooooooo
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
[1] 2 3 4 5

Featured Discussions