Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 08:34 AM (16 years ago) (f)
A husband had just finished a book titled, "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked right up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director?" said his wife.
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 15-02-2009 08:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rotf ... *choke* ... lmfaoooo .... OMG !!! ... yu go fear man of the house now !!
IF IT AIN'T SHEATHED ... IT AIN'T BANGING !!... *st34lth_b14tch* ...
Posted: at 15-02-2009 09:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 15-02-2009 02:58 PM (16 years ago) (m)
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Rezi... why you dey hiss up and down like Snake? lol
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 15-02-2009 03:37 PM (16 years ago) (m)
you know na
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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How I for take no! Abi the pastor for your denomination ofend you?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 15-02-2009 04:01 PM (16 years ago) (m)
you suppose know say na u na
Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:38 PM (16 years ago) (m)
y u dey paranoid na?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 15-02-2009 08:52 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Hmmm silly na wa oh.
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 15-02-2009 08:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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y u dey paranoid na?
How you take know? you sef dey paranoid o? Na only person wey dey paranoid dey no who dey paranoid na!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 16-02-2009 12:35 PM (16 years ago) (m)
u no know wetin be paranoid?
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply lyinka at 16-02-2009 01:46 PM (16 years ago) (m)
DEM SOPPOSE DEPORT SOME OF YOU HERE
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 16-02-2009 01:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply lyinka at 16-02-2009 01:51 PM (16 years ago) (m)
DEM SOPPOSE DEPORT SOME OF YOU HERE
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD
Posted: at 16-02-2009 01:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply size1 at 16-02-2009 02:29 PM (16 years ago) (m)
to where
Posted: at 16-02-2009 02:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply iphie at 16-02-2009 03:43 PM (16 years ago) (f)
to where
to bolivia, chad or afghanista
Posted: at 16-02-2009 03:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 16-02-2009 05:47 PM (16 years ago) (m)
to where
to bolivia, chad or afghanista
i hear say dem dey hammer for there ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 16-02-2009 05:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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There village´s wont be a bad idea.
Abi u get better place
Posted: at 18-02-2009 07:02 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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lolzzzx
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply size1 at 20-02-2009 03:42 PM (16 years ago) (m)
to where
to bolivia, chad or afghanista
u take style wicked small ooooooo
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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